At least Michael doesn't sparkle. If He did, we'd have "Port Charles" all over again, only it would be the "Twilight" version. Kudos to the people saying Willow's red "Like a Virgin" dress was like something out of the "Stepford Wives." Great minds think alike! Agree that Michael and Willow are the GH equivalent of watching paint dry. In closing, I'd just like to say that, if Michael and Willow's smoosh name is "Millow", my name for them is now "Mildew." (And yes, I'm FURIOUS that Neil was killed off. <Hits GH with rolled up newspaper> "Bad show! Bad, Bad show!!" Poor Alexis. She just can't have nice men. Oh, well. Back to weak ol' Julian, I guess....to be in a triangle with Britt, when she comes back to Port Charles, pregnant from her ONS with Jules. Why, yes, I'm calling it, now!) *sighs*