Steph J

Man, I'm so conflicted. I've been waiting years to see Kyle get taken down a notch, but now it's Dorit dedicating herself to relentlessly kicking her legs out from under her at every opportunity? This is a real monkey's paw curls situation.

Kyle: "It's funny how Sutton makes a lot of rules for everybody, but doesn't listen to any of the rules herself." Hmmmmmm, who does that remind me of, Queen Hypocrite? Normally I'd agree that you shouldn't call someone a bitch in their own home, but Dorit was being a bitch, is being a bitch, and continues to be a bitch, so...

I feel like Kyle asked for the separation in order to give Mauricio a taste of what life would be like without her, thinking it would give him a scare that would make him beg for another chance and stop cheating. I don't think she imagined that he'd go and not look back, so I'm sure this has been a real blow to her ego.

Honestly, why are we even humoring the idea that Brynn may have told Ubah and Ubah just doesn't remember? We literally just watched Brynn try to rewrite the conversation she had with the other ladies after the cameras were down only for all them to immediately deny that she said what she claims to have said. The word gaslighting gets thrown around way too much, but Brynn is a gaslighter.

Having seen Leah Remini's show, I have zero sympathy for Rebecca's hurt feelings. She should consider herself lucky that that's all she's suffered in connection with this.

I can't believe that Erin, who is also manipulative as hell, is going to skate because everyone is so focused on Brynn. I also can't believe that Brynn is going this hard about Rebecca being "inauthentic."

Oh man, do we really need to see more of Sutton's mom next week? I've seen all I need to see.

Stacey shouldn't be rolling through stop signs, but that's not a gotcha when the video of your drunk ass in the cop shop is all over the internet.

Lol, haven't even seen more than the preview and I can already tell that Erin's dress was a bad idea. It's just reflecting all over the bottom part of her face.

Kyle, your kids want to go to lunch without you to bitch about you. Let them have that. If you're lonely, call up your own sisters to hang out (if you're on speaking terms with them this week).

"Ubah can apologize and Brynn can receive it, then maybe's there's a chance we can have fun together - which is what we do best." ... Did... did I miss the episode where they have fun together?

I'd like to see an episode that isn't about Mia, please. We've known she was a bullshit artist since her first season claims of being a stripper who wore ballgowns and didn't take her clothes off.

Willow: has insight about the pattern she keeps repeating with men Chase: tells her that she's wrong and gives his opinion Willow: Okay, sir, you're right I'm so torn about the Tracy/Carly argument. On the one hand, Tracy has no business keeping those kids from Willow. On the other hand, I got to watch Carly huff and puff and then leave with her tail between her legs. I'm simultaneously team no one and team Tracy.

... On the other hand, Angie, Heather, and Whitney all brought it. Are we taking bets on whether or not Meredith will voluntarily hand someone her phone to read from?

I call BS on this whole exercise. Mary has said nastier things to Heather's face than what was in that text.