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I guess I'm better, just hanging out til I die. I guess. Wanna talk about an awkward conversation? I got a message from my eldest sisters bff. Like they went back to preschool together. They called them Yogi and BooBoo because Cindy was super short. Well 20 years ago something happened. They haven't spoken. My sister never told me, my niece kinda told me but I didn't really believe her. Apparently my sister done slept with her husband. which is a no no. Apparently everybody has found god and forgiveness etc cuz she doesn't seem to be coming with any malice. She was asking about my parents, they have a memorial page for the company both parents worked for so she added them and even added my sister. For a woman that's 4'9" ish she was always very mean when I was a kid. Can't say I really liked her or my sister they were just mean adults. Perspective is everything but there's like 25-30 years worth of history to cover.

I can never see emojies on here. I have an iphone. Went home early yesterday, not feeling great. I hope that today I just don't feel well because I haven't had anything to eat. blah. I think I'm having gall bladder issues. Stopped throwing up and I thought I was sore from heaving but it's not going away. Contemplating leaving early today for a doctor visit. This is my self diagnosis from web md. I aint got time for this

Maybe you're a super soldier now? ...maybe this is the walking dead virus and we all have it just we don't know it until we are reanimated when we die.

Feel better soon.

It made me think her mother was schizophrenic BECAUSE Nadia jumped into her body while she was pregnant and she was losing her dang mind.

His entire acting style was removing glasses. I tried "Outer Range" which is Josh Brolin weird creepy sci-fi western. He's a ranch owner with a black hole on his land. Mystery dimension. Lili Taylor plays his wife. I tuned in to this for 2 things Lili and the dude who played David's boyfriend on Schitt's Creek. I watched 2 eps it was ok, I'll see where the black hole leads. (it's like Yellowstone minus Kevin Costner!, plus weird hole in the ground mystery)

I wouldn't even watch NYPD Blue until after he left. I remember they used to mock him mercilously on TWoP for the removing glasses on CSI Miami and whatever proclamation he made. It was a meme before memes were a thing. Other people I have irrational hate for: Kevin Costner, which is shocking because I have been trying to watch Yellowstone. Every second of every scene he's in I just want him to die. People die all the time and they even gave him cancer but dadgummit he survives.

I never watched it, I always had a tremendous loathing for David Caruso so I'll believe you. I did like CSI New York and I'm one of a very few.

Where will we be visiting and what are you bringing me back? I cannot comment on anybody's aging. I thought I was doing good. Until I wasnt. hahaha Went to see "Everything, Everywhere All at Once" dudes and dudettes, it broke my brain. It has some of the silliest, stupidest stuff known to man and yet its frigging brilliant. I can't even begin to imagine what anyone reading this script could have imagined, this could have gone so wrong and yet it's so right. Kung Fu fight with a fanny pack. Butt plugs, raccoons, bagels. There are no spoilers in there because nothing makes sense whatsoever and yet it all makes sense.

That’s what I say every year. I ate the Easter bunny. so this morning dude came in my shop. I’m thinking this dude looks a LOT like Ty Pennington. Only not annoying. Not manic. He was trying to blow up some retro target posters. Like from the 70’s. A mafia guy a lady and a dog. I’m guessing for training you were supposed to hit the mafia guy and not hit the dog or the lady. So we can’t scan his originals but I gave him my old boss’ number. Then I text my boss and said I sent a Ty Pennington look alike to him. He said “oh yeah just talked to him. That was Ty Pennington.” So he does have a house here he’s renovating. Still dunno why the target practice posters unless he’s gonna use them as “art”?

How was errbody's zombie jesus day? I made meatloaf. I want to see "Everything, Everywhere, All at Once" I think I'll go tomorrow. It's got Data from The Goonies! I think I love him more than anything in the entire world at the moment. Guess who was just in my office? pseudo celebrity.

I remembered Emma stone was in it. Just googled it and there were a TON of people in it. Went to see David sedaris tonight. That was fun. That’s my getting out of the house for a while.

I think I remember drive. Was it a cross country road race? Anyone remember Earth 2?

I have done the opposite, if a user name I liked, maybe kind of an inside joke...I assume I'm gonna like that person, if they then start being cuckoo.. well then. What are some cult favorite shows you love that got cancelled? I'm famous for this, I love these shows that have zero hope of making it because they're just too out there. I loved Firefly 15 episodes. That's relatively well known. Wish Joss Whedon hadn't turned out to be a putz. Another one I love is Keen Eddie. Now this one very few have heard of. 2003 ish Mark Valley and Sienna Miller. It's like a half british show. This Boston cop screws some kind of international drug bust up and as his punishment he gets sent to England and he rents an apartment which is currently occupied by Sienna Miller. It's her parents flat and she hasn't told them she got kicked out of school so they come up with some kind of sharing agreement. Hijinks ensue. Anywho obviously he rubs everyone the wrong way as a "Yank" I love his partner though, Julian Rhind-Tutt. Basically I love absolutely every single thing about this show and only 4 actually aired. One of the episodes is about a champion race horse ...thieves decide to steal it's sperm to propigate new champion horses. However, they do not have the means to procure the semen. So they hire a prostitute...they show nothing...but the implied idea was you know...anywho the horse keels over dead! So then more hijinks. They yanked it off the air after the horse episode. But I'm telling you it's absolute perfection, I loved it soooooo much.

More likely it was a Little House on the Prairie thing that did it for me. Although I am not above poop jokes.

Yes. But ghost story has full frontal nudity. So clearly that wins. (I was under 10 when I saw this) prolly why I holler about LIW poo in church. I’m insane in the membrane

I THINK I REMEMBERED THE HORROR MOVIE. Where the Frat bros killed a girl. Fred Frikkin Astaire was in it! and John Houseman. "Ghost Story" from 1981. And Alice Krige is the chick they murdered, who was also famously in Sleepwalkers where they were cats and she had an incestuous relationship with her son.

Very bizarre dream this weekend. woke me up laughing. I dreamed that I was in Sunday school and some girl used the analogy "I'm sure Laura Ingalls Wilder only pooped about 50 times a year" which apparently I couldn't think of a response for until later in actual church service. I turned around to whisper to this woman "I'm pretty sure LIW actually pooped more than 50x a year" unbeknownst to me some lady that normally sat there had a microphone wired to her pew because she felt like she needed to be heard during the singing. so basically I shouted throughout the church about Laura Ingalls Wilders pooping habits. I wish I could explain this, I haven't the foggiest Idea where my brain goes.

I feel like the non tiger house use is very negan. That red tub downstairs for hiding all the blood Lucille and clearly the tiger house for the king Ezekiel

I may have found my dream home. https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/117-Clayton-Dr_Gaffney_SC_29340_M93020-12705 https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/1402-Addie-B-Byers-Dr_Savannah_GA_31415_M69818-12090 It's one of these 2. ❤️

When Craig Ferguson had a talk show he went on and on about how wonderful Foyle's war was. I think I managed to see 1 episode but it was completely random. So if I subscribe to the Acorn I can watch from the beginning. What baffles me is BBC america shows 99.99% STAR TREK! WTH? It's the place to import me a show from the UK and it's almost 24/7 Star Trek. I found an app on my firestick called "Fawesome" and it's got a lot of Scottish and Irish shows. Love me a Scottish detective!

This is what's happening to me too, mine may be the ugliest, not re-stored home on my block. Yes I get offers every day from flippers, they want to low ball me put $25-50k into the house then unload it for $150 more than they paid. Eventually I'll accept an offer, I'm doing my darndest to pay down what I owe so that what they give me actually affords me the ability to purchase something elsewhere. Currently the outskirts are not good, the 2 people who work with me that live way out in the country I hear every day what the highway project is doing to them for their commute. It takes me 10 minutes to get to work, it should take them 30 (we arrive at work at 8 am so technically they should be beating rush hour traffic) but they're having 45min -1.5 hour commutes because of the highway construction. If I did just the work from home job then obviously no commute. I just don't think the full time is all that stable. I feel like I could buy an rv and just vagabond it. I'm liking sling or firestick although I think I need batteries. My firestick remote wasn't working yesterday so hopefully I'll get some batteries after work. Because I discovered I might not even need sling. You can download an app for virtually any channel. CBS, BBC, AMC, BRAVO, ACORN etc and watch almost all shows on demand. You'd have to keep track of all your own stuff. Sling gives you a DVR so it would catch your recurring shows, Killing Eve etc. So far I've kept basic cable and that plus the sling is still what I was paying before. Eventually if I decide I don't even need sling then off we go. I think I really want acorn tv, my friend Becky and I have an obsession with british tv and they have a good many british mysteries that I want to see. Foyle's War, Agatha Raisin, Anything with James Nesbitt. So hopefully my firestick is back in action tonight, I didn't even fling it at a wall or anything. Didn't slap Chris Rock with it either.

I get flippers wanting to buy my house and yes technically twice what I paid for it but still not what zillow claims its worth. I couldn't sell it for what zillow claims but I need a number somewhere in between. But my property taxes are eating me alive, and I have no issue with selling or moving but like Nashville, where the hell am I going? I should have had my house paid off by now but when my sister's husband died I refinanced and got set back some. I do not live in a fancy neighborhood but I"m bordering on a fancy neighborhood and we've got some up and comers, most of the houses are kinda craftsman era bungalows so they were starter homes as well. I'm behind a park and the baseball stadium so I'm near things. If you cross over one street you are in Ardsley park which is where the money is. I would like to get out of the city taxes and possibly this particular county but my job isn't worth the commute to go about 45 minutes out. If I do eventually just go full time with the stay at home job then I can go anywhere.

When we lived in company housing as a kid, obvs you knew your neighbors, my dad worked with your dad etc. We were all stranded out in the middle of nowhere, various places I lived were 90 miles from town (Utah) and most were about 30. We went to the grocery store about once a month so you def borrowed a cup of sugar etc from somebody at some point. It was nice although never lived there as an adult. I don't know how it was on the wives... can't tell if my mom would be "good" or "bad" in this situation. They had party line phones so basically anyone could be listening...my mom was. My mom wrote a "column" for the local paper, gossip technically but it was fairly boring gossip. "Mr. and Mrs. Jenson traveled to Wisconsin to visit his mother. The Baxley's welcomed a healthy baby boy, Timmy 6 lbs 4 oz. blah blah birthday party or potluck" (no my mother didn't get this news from the party line, she did interview the neighbors but I'm sure she heard the good stuff on the phone) They had a recreation hall so if you had a birthday party or book club/sewing get together you didn't have to have 60 people in your house. The community was about 90 families. They threw a company bbq/picnic every year and christmas and halloween parties so there were activities, somebody was always a girl scout or boy scout troup leader. I wanna say sister wife dude is named Richard but other than that I can only tell you what the girls name is whose car I hit with mine when my car died. so...I'm the evil neighbor. If they wonder about me ...the never see me, on weekends I'm working from home so I don't leave. There's never lights on in my house. I'm creepy.

I think the rules here are once it's on my property it's my business. Yes I can ask the neighbor if he'd allow access to cut the tree on his side...that would be neighborly but I just didn't think it would turn into this much trouble. It should be no harder than trimming bushes. I am an introvert and anti-social, I do not know my neighbors names. I would absotively go knock on the neighbors door if I had no way around a $500 fee, I'd ask nicely to enter their side of the yard to cut this tree if there was no way around it. I've spoken to this guy, he seems nice. I'm not entirely sure what's going on in the house though. I don't know if he's got sister wives or what but there's like 5 cars that park there and about 6 women and just him. I never ever ever ever ever ever ever see the women. His truck and a red car are the only ones that ever move. There's a white suv thing and another car that I have never seen budge from their spot. I have randomly seen a short redhaired woman get in the red car. And 2 asian women once walking a dog in the front yard. If I had to guess I'd say he stays in a man cave out back, I always hear him sitting at the outdoor table and listening to music from inside the shed. (I'm in my spare room doing my dialing and he would be about 5 feet away)