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It is interesting how this can happen to some people (women). Metul intimidated her and she felt inferior to him, thus putting up with his condescending attitude towards her. Meanwhile, she felt very superior to Craig and let him know it. I understand a lot of her frustration, Craig drove me batshit crazy! Still…why didn’t she just break up with him instead of belittle him constantly? Oh that’s right, then she would have lost her TV spot… Danni is interesting. In her first appearances she came off very no-nonsense, even tough. She had no problem telling Shep why they didn’t work out, and bluntly telling Thomas it would never happen due to his felony and what her family would think. But later in the show, she became very submissive to Kathryn and to most of the cast, including smug bitch Madison. I wish Danni would have fired back, asking Madison how many times SHE had had chlamydia, and also told her, “eff off Madison” with a Kathryn-to-Landon middle finger. 😂

Kathryn looked really bad in this episode. The platinum hair and plastic looking face ages her. All of the blondes do blend together-Olivia too. Her parents going on about Austen’s skull shoes, wow. I mean, really? As if Austen looks like some hard ass guy who is a threat to their daughter. 😂 That was so dumb. Madison with her shit eating grin. She is one creepy chick, good luck to her fiancé. Austen still gets excited around her even though she calls him “Muppet Mouth” every chance she gets? I wish he would level her with a deeply personal insult on national TV-then again, it wouldn’t affect her. She’s cold as ice. She used him just like Naomie used Craig. Madison sees a weak link (like Danni, in the past) and goes for the jugular. The worst kind of person.

Naomie still thinks she’s all that. “Yea, I was cool in high school.” Dork. Bravo should have never invited her back, her arrogant attitude when she left, thinking she was on her way to an elite life with Dr. Metul, lol. I’m glad she got “humbled” after how nasty she always was to Craig. Her trying to act like she and Craig had a grand love affair-laughable. She clearly used him to get on TV. As I recall she wouldn’t give him the time of day in college but suddenly was interested when he landed on Bravo. It’s pretty hard to buy that they hooked up in Vegas. Why would Craig go backwards with the likes of her? Craig and Paige also seem TV scripted, sorry. I do think Shep and Taylor are legit-and very cute together. I do not believe at ALL that Kathryn and Chleb are (were) a real couple. “I love you Roomie.” Oopsie-the platonic nature slipped out, lol. Let’s all be real: she grabbed onto Chleb so no one could call her racist after her monkey emoji debacle. Come on now. There is nothing organic about this show anymore sadly. Leva-insufferable. Godawful. Pringle-kind of nonentity now. But seems chill/decent. Madison-sociopathic, self important bitch Austen-same old. I don’t hate him though. Whitney-hilarious. I loved when Pat rang her bell and he’s muttering, “Jesus Christ, ringing that bell…”. Hahaha! I miss Seasons 1-4, sigh….

Barnaby’s hair is not “Jesus hair”, so odd, lol. He’s cute in the face, different hair would help a lot. Kelsie is a very cute girl who gives off no romantic or flirtatious vibes. She’s not very exciting for reality TV but so much better and nicer than gross Ashley. Glad constantly bitching Gabriela is gone! Marco definitely has to be messing around with a camera person or whoever it was mentioned before, because otherwise Ashley would have definitely crawled into his bed naked by now. I know I’m in the minority but I totally see Gary’s appeal. And his reputation precedes him so women want to try to conquer him or be the one he actually falls for… Daisy, who doesn’t even try, is the one he secretly has more feelings for than his usual hookup. I have had a Transfusion drink before, they are actually pretty good!

Everything you say is perfection Nexxie! Agree, I wouldn’t be friends with any of these women, even for large sums of cash. Some creepy peeps for sure.

Did Heather really say it’s okay that Jen called her “Shrek” and “Honey Boo Boo”, and that she can forgive her/any friends that harshly rip her behind her back? I could say Heather is a bigger person than I would be…or actually just that she’s a huge doormat. She even asked Jen, “you didn’t mean that right?” Wow. Jen is a sociopath. Andy was surprised to see her there with her legal woes but I wasn’t. She’s cool as a cucumber even amidst criminal proceedings. All she cared about was being on teevee again, in her purple feathers. Eff that annoying legal case, she wanted to show off her shah-mazing self!

I totally understand them firing Jennie. But I am curious as to why weird and disturbed Jen Shah is still on? And cult leader Mary? And for that matter, why is creepy Erika Jayne still employed by Bravo??

Whitney definitely thinks A LOT of herself. So, Meredith’s husband is inappropriate and waxes poetic about her cleavage endlessly so…Whitney decides to gift him with a cake of her rack? That’s…different. Meredith has her own boob job, she’s hardly flat chested. Anyway, what a douche move for Seth to (not once either!) go on about another woman in the group’s perfect boobs. But Whitney doesn’t just laugh uncomfortably (like her husband is), she runs out to get a cake so all of the party, and the viewers, focus on her. Why is there always a half naked woman gyrating in the pool by herself at every Houewives party?! Imagine having that job. Standing there for hours twisting from side to side, no one even looks at you or acknowledges you. 😂

BloggerAloud, what a perfect observation! It truly IS a collective abusive relationship. I shake my head after every psychotic, unhinged blow-up of Jen’s and twenty minutes later the women are offering her the “best room” or a “relaxing day at the spa-Jen really needs it”, on and on. What in the eff?? Jen is a nasty bitch! It’s not like she’s sweet and kind but has mood issues and sometimes breaks down or gets upset. She has volcanic eruptions and practically threatens people’s lives. She’s deranged yet they all coddle her and kiss her ass. Sickening. I also think she’s a narcissistic sociopath. So then there’s Coach Shah. He seems like a nice, amiable dude. But, then why does he stick around with that nut job? Unless he’s afraid of her too and doesn’t want to set her off with a divorce. Very weird dynamic, he appears to just be tolerating her. I’d be afraid to go to sleep at night with her in my house. I really like Heather. But, she should not be paying for a spa day for “Shah-mazing”. She looks like a doormat coddling that hateful, volatile and vile woman.

Whitney is a fool to waste all that money on re-branding! Her husband looked slightly like a deer in headlights while she talked about how much had gone into the re-brand. Being honest, I like the name Iris + Beau a lot better than Wild Rose. “Wild Rose” sounds very basic, and cheap, like a line at Walmart. Not memorable at all. Iris + Beau sounds more upscale to me. Huge mistake changing the name. Where are these products even sold?? The cleaning the toilet scene was bizarre. I have never seen THAT on a Housewives show, lol! This is what I think: that Lisa and her husband don’t have a housekeeper at all-and she was caught on film scrubbing their toilet. 😂 So she had to very obviously say, “honey, the cleaning woman, MARGE, didn’t get this clean enough for me.” Meanwhile, it’s gleaming. Lisa would be just the type to fake having a housekeeper, lmao. Finally, many of these houses are very nice but just regular houses in an upper middle class neighborhood. Not giant homes of the wealthy. This show has a lot of wanna-bes. Jen being the main offender, woah.

Agree on both points. If BrookS MarkS and Meredith Marks are soooo offended about tweets, get that “child” off the damn screen! Agree that Lisa is lame and also irrelevant. She just has nothing in her personality worth watching. What about her tagline, “you don’t have to like me, I love myself enough for both of us”. Ewww. I’m so over these women that say they never cook. It’s not that hard to learn some easy dishes but just eat Taco Bell every night instead Lisa. Cool! 👍🏼 This show honestly is almost unwatchable. I don’t know what it is but it is the most stilted, scripted, cheesy, no-storyline Real Housewives ever. Un-relatable cast. And the creepy background music. Whitney was naturally cute and sexy. Now she’s trying too hard and turning into Lala. Mary is a freak. I think her son just felt uncomfortable on camera. I like that better than those kids who are thirsty AF (cough, cough, Brooks). Jen is full of shit, she doesn’t hire anyone for her Twitter! LMAO! That said, Meredith’s melodramatic catwalk across the ice in her white pants and then spitting and sputtering about Jen’s “deflecting” and how she “wouldn’t stand for it!” was comedy gold. These people are so geeky somehow, lolz. Hilarious!

Exactly! I know what looks good on me-side part hair. But so many women are wearing the severe middle part and super long hair and it looks terrible. A few might be able to rock it-a very, very few. I guess they just don’t see how aging it is.

Salt Lake City cast, too weirdo for words. I can’t remotely relate to any of these chicks. It’s like another galaxy. Mary’s house looks like Alice in Wonderland, like someone with psychosis decorated it. She is bizarre on every level. On another planet also is Jen cement-filler- face Shah. Heather needs to consult a therapist ASAP for her continued devotion to that criminal and insane woman. Lisa and Jennie just staring at Jen and nodding as she went off on yet another nonsensical meltdown. You have to apologize all the time Jen because you are human trash. Meredith talks so measured, it’s like her and Seth rehearsed their scenes ten times first. Thanks for the visual of you and Justin’s sex life, Whitney. Lol. I’m only watching for the snowy vistas at this point.

I like Heather, Whitney and Meredith, they keep my interest on screen. Heather seems like a truly nice person and I root for her to find a good guy. Jen and Mary have no place on this show, both are batshit crazy. Whitney’s husband has a cute smile. I have to admit, my favorite part of Salt Lake is the beautiful snowy backdrop. And the gorgeous homes. Meredith’s view is to die for.

“The only thing I’m guilty of is being Shah-mazing”??! LMAO. Wow! Delusional Jen with that face that looks like she has cement fillers. What an absolute freak. The truly strange part of her story is that Coach Shah is still with her crazy ass. They “almost” divorced?? What the hell stopped him? I’m thinking she threatened him with info she has on him in their legal case. There is just no way he truly wants to be in that marriage. Nasty woman. Heather was so pretty in college! Her face has really changed a lot, doesn’t even really look like the same person. I do not want to see Brooks Marks entitled ass self this season. Nails on a chalkboard. Whitney saying no more bjs. Her husband will likely be dumped in the next three years. She’s young and now has the Bravo fame which equals kiss of death. Why was Mary brought back? Come on now. Lisa is a non-entity to me.

Sydney and Alli seem mentally dim. Just zero depth there. These people are just trashy drunks and some are downright unattractive. I do like Daisy and Colin, the voices of reason. I don’t care about the Sydney/Gary storyline at all, girl has serious issues. Hope she was mortified when she watched back. Don’t care about Natasha’s body being too good to share with anyone for the last five years. Don’t care why JL was too pissy to hook up with Dani. I just don’t care about a single person on this boat. The first season was so much better, too bad.

I hear you. I think Sonja was just trying to break the ice and said something silly. She was trying to befriend Eboni, no harm meant even it was cringey.

Leah is intolerable. Converting to Orthodox Judaism?? Such a bid for attention, just so fake. I can’t stand anything about her. Whoever compared her to Brandi Glanville was spot on. I hate that preview of her saying, “you’re a ho, you’re a ho...” to the women. She tries SO hard to create “good reality tv”, she is insufferable. And her boyfriend “Pita Chip”? She’s such a dork. WHY was she brought back?? Seriously. Ugh. Eboni isn’t doing it for me, maybe that will change over time. Sonja’s comment about having all colors of fish in her pond was cute, why did Eboni have to comment negatively? Eyeroll. Luann looks great! So does Ramona. Mario did look like the pandemic aged him but he’s still handsome. Avery favors him a lot and got those pretty blue eyes. I wish Heather had stayed on, I like her. She’s no-nonsense and not fake for TV. So she left because of Leah??! That truly SUCKS.

Yikes, just saw it. So it really is Jean Luc’s baby?! That’s nuts.

I think Dani is waaay prettier than Sydney, just my opinion of course. Sydney’s desperation and stalking make her looks plummet even more. Her white hair is always ratty too. She looks dirty. Dani was on WWHL last night and there wasn’t a whisper about pregnancy.

Sydney is a delusional one, lmao. I honestly don’t find her very attractive but she sure thinks she’s amazing and likes to tell everyone in earshot. How did Daisy sit there and listen to that? “I know I’m the better catch/better looking”. To WHO?? When she had her one nighter with Gary she was telling HIM that she’s the most attractive girl on the boat. He was like, “uhhh..”. She sure needs to announce her “beauty” a lot. She is beyond cringe-worthy. In every single aspect. I hope we don’t have to see her naked anymore. JL and Dani are so cute together!

She looks like a Vanderpump Rules recruit. Completely plastic face and lips before 30-Kylie J. indeed. Kathryn had such a natural prettiness, how sad that she felt the need to jack up her face like this. She’s lost what made her special.

Totally agree with you as always Sun-Bun. She should have thought of the repercussions of giving up her youth and partying life before she screwed half the rich cast, trying to get knocked up. There is one scene that highlights her sociopathic/narcissistic way with her kids/Kensie in this case. Kensie was a baby and Craig came over to visit. Kathryn just lounges around while the nanny (Dawn?) is doing all of the work. Dawn goes to take Kensie up to bed and Kathryn makes a show for the camera of leaning in and affectionately saying goodnight to her daughter. But she turns away too abruptly from Kensie and her big smile instantly vanishes. It’s hard to describe in type but it gave me chills. Very creepy exchange. You can clearly see that her affections were for show. Remember too when Thomas threw Saint a first birthday party and Kathryn came and was so awkward with her own son?? She barely knew how to hold him. She is just trash. Trash that caused FAS in her own child-unthinkable and indefensible. And I too want to know why Craig and Shep, and later Austen, continued to support her?? How can they defend that? Esp Shep.

I was absolutely disgusted by this episode and find Bravo contemptible. Those boys need to be removed from that family situation. It is child abuse for them to be subjected to all of those dynamics. Barrie dating the daughter’s ex-boyfriend (and going to propose to him?!) Get the EFF out. SO SICK! Those very young minor boys had to sit there and watch a drag show with their father’s boyfriends (who can keep track of who goes with who??) twerking and shaking their asses in a sexual manner inches from the kid’s faces! I saw those boys exchanging uncomfortable looks. I was outraged and angry. What kind of BS is this? Put these poor kids on television no matter what the sordid situation is, all for Bravo’s ratings?! Enough! Enough contributing to these children’s miserable, fucked up life surrounded by perverts. I wish I knew a way to report those sacks of crap. Evil parenting. Kids are supposed to keep their innocence. Unreal.

Not just messed up. Creepy AF and scarring to those children. I guess those are the only guests they could find during a pandemic. Depraved weirdos with children exposed to their weirdness. Sick.