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Her goddaughter that she Ms. Virgie watches during the day.

It’s a quarter to 10. She’s still huge. I’m guessing surgery isn’t happening.

😂Oh right! @Eldemarge hipped us to Spencer’s dirty dealings during Darcey-Stacey watch night.

“I don’t eat that.” You’re not in a restaurant and you’re 9 thousand pounds. If you don’t like it, don’t eat it. As my mom used to say, “I guess you’re not hungry then.”

She’s trying to take a page from Marla’s book. Have Dr. Now hospitalize her so she’ll lose weight. LaTanya is very charming and seems fairly nice. She uses that charm to get people to give her what she wants. She’s not a hosebeast like Penny or Lisa and she’s not a sad sack like that weirdo who voluntarily moved into the homeless shelter, so she thinks she’s going to sweet talk Dr. Now. He’s not falling for it.

It’s Muntt 5 and I think she’s actually gained weight.

I know it’s a low bar, but she’s got a nice wardrobe and a clean house. I know that’s mostly thanks to Ms. Virgie though.

LOL. The spelling threw me off at first, but I figured it out. I’m from the east coast, so I grew up with guys named DeJuan, DeShawn, etc. and girls named LaShonda, LaShaunda. But once I went to college, I met friends from further south with the same names, but spelled DeShun, LaShunda and I realized their names were spelled the way their parents phonetically pronounced them. I guess it’d be like someone with a thick New England accent spelling the names Carter or Martha phonetically.

He told mine to have a glass of sherry. Ah, the 70s.😂

Oh, his name is Daune! Pronounced like Duh-Wahn. Daune the ex-con.

I’ve added that to my telework lexicon. That and, “sorry guys, gotta jump,” “I’ll circle back with you in a couple days,” and “can you put your question in the chat?” I wish people would respect my trash tv watch schedule. I get tired of having to mute Maury to take a call on Teams.

Where are we stopping before Houston? I’m guessing Chik Fil-A.

She said she’s already been to Dr. Now’s office, but “he didn’t take her seriously.” I wonder if she’s gained or lost weight since then. Oh, who am I kidding?

This lady barely looks five feet tall. Just a head on feet like Mrs. Potato. I can’t even guess her weight. I don’t know…520?

Um. Why are they blurring and then not blurring? What am I not supposed to be seeing so I know not to look?

Every time Michael appears on my screen, I’m convinced that he’s something Mike Judge has drawn in haste. Amy thinks eating the way she does is cute. I was disgusted when she thought her bypass “might be leaking.” Leaking pizza grease and funion crumbs most likely.

I totally agree with you. It doesn’t come off as good natured ribbing to me. There’s a lot of meanness, constant put-downs and complaining. I have a couple of family members like this. They always tried to pass it off as “just playing,” but the reality is that they’re both deeply insecure.

Their lips have been inflated so much, the top one serves as a rain gutter for their tears.

Their side profiles. OMG!

You just know this guy has been auditioning for The Real World for like the last 30 years. He probably lost out to Teck.

It’s called a hymen, Darcey. Yikes.

I think Darcey’s dentist just gave her one big tooth and drew little lines on it.

Here, put this fake ponytail on. We saved some lashes and cheap perfume for you.

I can’t stop staring at Darcey’s eyes. OMG! Her face has been yanked back so far, her eyes look like a creepy doll’s.

This man clearly doesn’t know his client. Go pick the skankiest My Big Fat Gypsy wedding dress and hand it to her, Fabio.