The Quotes: Because Porn Is Famous For Dialogue

[DollEyes]

Here is the Quotes thread for the dialogue of The Deuce, such as the opening scene, where two pimps discussed politics, race, etiquette and sex. That scene was funny, brilliant and creepy at the same time.  

I also loved the scene with Candy negotiating with her young client about birthday sex.

Post your favorite quotes from The Deuce here.

[EllisCarver]

Both of these were in Show and Prove:

 

I don't know why, but Vincent saying to his brother-in-law "You'd fuck me twice just to fuck [a waitress] once" has stuck with me.

 

Also, a prostitute (off-screen) when the cops round them up the second time: "I ain’t working, I was just going to get an Orange Julius!"  Too funny.

[LilaFowler]

From Show & Prove:

Prostitute to cop: "Careful with those meat hooks. I'm delicate like a teacup."

[ChicksDigScars]

Candy - What about community standards?

Harvey - Apparently New York has none.

[Drogo]

"DAMN.  Y'all murdered the shit out of that motherfucker." 

                                                          -Black Frankie

[DoctorAtomic]

The Ides of March was yesterday. Uncultured motherfucker.