David T. Cole April 21, 2014 Share April 21, 2014 Your quotes topic. Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/5315-quotable-quotes-snappy-quips-and-zingers/
BizBuzz May 3, 2014 Share May 3, 2014 Mac: Bull has got himself a girlfriend. Dan: Really? Animal, mineral or vegetable? 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/5315-quotable-quotes-snappy-quips-and-zingers/#findComment-58768
Kromm May 3, 2014 Share May 3, 2014 Prosecuting a case where some Star Trek conventioneers get dragged into Night Court for a fight between "old Trekkies and new": Dan: "Yes, sir they were involved in a brawl that broke out at their convention during a seminar on the role of 'Androids on Starfleet Command vehicles'". {Dan turns to look at Trekkies with disgust} Dan: "Don't you guys ever get loaded and hire a stripper?" 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/5315-quotable-quotes-snappy-quips-and-zingers/#findComment-58809
Sharpie66 June 11, 2014 Share June 11, 2014 The ep whereHarry had bet some rich guy that he could clear a certain number of cases that night, but came up short, so he bet the guy he could beat him in arm wrestling. When he was losing, Christine got in the guy's line of sight and flashed her breasts at him, causing him to lose. Afterwards, Harry was talking to her, and he said: "...And I knew that he knew that he was in the presence of greatness." Christine smiles and says, "Thanks!" and then walks off, leaving Harry confused. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/5315-quotable-quotes-snappy-quips-and-zingers/#findComment-121727
Bort September 2, 2016 Share September 2, 2016 Christine: Now this guy, he's a family man. Do you have to charge him with indecent exposure? Dan: A guy shows up at a public beach wearing nothing but a hot dog bun and relish, what am I supposed to charge him with? Christine: Vending without a license? 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/5315-quotable-quotes-snappy-quips-and-zingers/#findComment-2533492
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