The Bachelor In Paradise Crazyfaces Start Realizing They've Made A Lot Of Mistakes

[Primetimer]

Starting with: agreeing to be on this show.

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[huahaha]

There should've been a trigger warning somewhere BEFORE Josh feeding Amanda his pizza tongue... have some decency!

[ZombiWaitress]

GAH! That last photo... ! NOPE. (I never watch this show, only see these pictures and I loathe all of these people. )

[ByTor]

What's with Izzy and that droopy lower lip?  She always looks like she's recovering from dental work anesthesia.

[JudyObscure]

Well, there's Izzy's lip and her high bridged nose, Amanda's  perma-flare nostrils,  Caila's wrinkly nosed smile,  Jen's tiny receding chin, Lace's too small, turned up nose,  Carly's thin brows and lips, Laura's whole rubbery face, and all the others who must be forgettable because I've forgotten them already.  The guys were just one big sweaty mess with Josh the reigning king of pathological perspiration. 

I thank them all for coming on my TV where I could happily pick them apart.