S04.E23: Reunion Part 3

[Rebecca]

I just feel so old by not understanding what the term 'rim job' meant. This is what came to mind the first time I heard the expression.

Well, I think it originates from that, hah.

[RealHousewife]

On 4/4/2016 at 8:31 PM, racked said:

So really, why didn't Lisa get creepy ex boyfriend to sign a NDA, and agree not to distribute the sex tape? Her explanation made no sense. Stassi came across as really reasonable there - you don't pay off someone without getting the stuff they're blackmailing you over. And Lisa should have known better.

Andy needs to not feed Ariana's delusions - nothing she said was funny. She's the ultimate buzzkill.

100% Lisa is supposed to be a shrewd business woman. What the heck? Would she have helped in such a reckless way if this were Pandora?

On 4/5/2016 at 2:29 PM, The Mighty Peanut said:

Ariana, should she ever have kids, is going to be that parent who insists WE ARE HAVING FUN even when we are not. Because she takes hilarity VERY SERIOUSLY. 

 

The Lisa Vanderbucks Mega-Zillionaire Business Woman picture jerkoff montage is all put in per her request to show the world that she's not just an old woman. That's alllll for Stassi's benefit. 

I think so too. Lisa was sure to bring it up, and she seemed to get a kick out of it. None of the other women found the scene funny. 

[surfgirl]

Why are we talking about S04?

[RealHousewife]

6 minutes ago, surfgirl said:

Why are we talking about S04?

I am fairly new to the show. Am I not supposed to talk about the old seasons?

[surfgirl]

19 minutes ago, RealHousewife said:

I am fairly new to the show. Am I not supposed to talk about the old seasons?

No, you can, I was just wondering since it's so long ago. Are you doing some massive re watch?

[RealHousewife]

7 minutes ago, surfgirl said:

No, you can, I was just wondering since it's so long ago. Are you doing some massive re watch?

I am doing a massive first-time watch binge. 

[surfgirl]

24 minutes ago, RealHousewife said:

I am doing a massive first-time watch binge. 

Well may I say - and I say this with caring - this undertaking may be hazardous to your mental health! Watching these harpies and narcissists can addle one's brain! Take care and proceed with caution.