Terrafamilia August 12, 2018 Share August 12, 2018 Flashback, thy name is Naruto. Didn't we already see these flashbacks within the last month? Link to comment
Sandman87 August 13, 2018 Share August 13, 2018 I'm not going to complain. At least there was some non-flashback stuff happening this time. Link to comment
Lantern7 August 16, 2018 Author Share August 16, 2018 (edited) Sakura: I've come to kill you, Sasuke. Sasuke: If I were capable of laughter, I'd be on the ground in tears. Sakura: TAKE ME SERIOUSLY!!!!! Sasuke: Look, I'm sure you have leveled up since I knocked you unconscious while leaving the village. But look at me. I have learned of types of Sharingan I never even knew about. I can summon a giant purple bogeyman. Oh, and I killed the Hokage. Sakura: Danzo? He more or less elected himself. Sasuke: Whatever. I killed Danzo, and he had, like, fifteen of my clan's eyes embedded in his arm. And you're coming at me?!? Sakura: You think this is easy for me?!? I had to sleep-bomb three friends to get to you! I know you're a big deal, but I've grown beyond the girl with the obvious crush and maniacal black-and-white . . . wait, why am I talking to empty space? Sasuke: (from behind Sakura) Are you familiar with "deja vu"? Sakura: Oh, come on!!!!! Edited August 16, 2018 by Lantern7 Link to comment
Lantern7 August 25, 2018 Author Share August 25, 2018 Kinda getting sick of the unrelenting flashbacks when Naruto and Sasuke clash. When I saw that the guys behind Honest Trailers went into anime and covered the series, they basically said that same thing most of do: "Naruto wants to bring Sasuke home, Sasuke really doesn't want that." Also, Sasuke is still the biggest jerk. And now, I have to ask a question for anybody who's gotten into Boruto. Spoiler Is it true that Sasuke and Sakura wind up having a daughter, and Sasuke is basically an absent father? At some point, you have to wonder if Sakura is that fucked in the head to keep liking him that much. He basically turned his back on his village to enact vengeance, and went through what I'm assuming is a massive killspree. And you made a kid with him?!? Oy. Link to comment
Sandman87 August 26, 2018 Share August 26, 2018 Adding Sakura to missions as a combatant always makes everything better. Except for the part where she fails to take out Sasuke because she doesn't know how to lie convincingly, and the part where she accidentally gets Naruto poisoned, that is. I guess rescuing the Kazekage was her one shining moment of competence. If I were running the Leaf, I'd make her work in the hospital for the rest of her life and hire Karin to go out on missions instead. Naruto talking about "exchanging fists" with Sasuke sent my mind to a bad place. Link to comment
Lantern7 September 28, 2018 Author Share September 28, 2018 Checking in to see if anybody is keeping up . . . especially since Toonami is moving the show to 10 p.m., followed by Boruto. Last episode was pretty funny . . . Kakashi gets ready to become Hokage, and Guy challenges him to a final manly race. Given the tone from the anime, it was refreshing. Also, apparently one dude gets to carve portraits on Hokage Rock. Huge comedy of errors . . . he's ready to start with Danzo, but Kakashi is named Hokage. At the end of the episode, he's ready to start . . . only to hear that Tsunade has miraculously awakened. That would be annoying. Please tell me one of you sees Hokage Rock and thinks "Mt. Ninjmore." Link to comment
Terrafamilia September 30, 2018 Share September 30, 2018 Re. Boruto, until it gets its own thread/forum If only the hokage had some way of tackling all that paperwork, some sort of, oh, I don't know, some sort of force multiplier, as in many hands make light work as the saying goes. Nah, nevermind. That's just crazy-talk. 1 Link to comment
Sandman87 October 1, 2018 Share October 1, 2018 14 hours ago, Terrafamilia said: If only the hokage had some way of tackling all that paperwork... That's exactly what I was thinking during that scene. Naruto: I watched the episode, but can barely remember what happened. Toads and exposition and Naruto eating icky things accidentally. The important thing is that they gave the knucklehead the sealing key for the nine-tails. Because he's mature and responsible and stuff...supposedly. Link to comment
Lantern7 October 6, 2018 Author Share October 6, 2018 On 9/30/2018 at 9:39 AM, Terrafamilia said: Re. Boruto, until it gets its own thread/forum If only the hokage had some way of tackling all that paperwork, some sort of, oh, I don't know, some sort of force multiplier, as in many hands make light work as the saying goes. Nah, nevermind. That's just crazy-talk. I think that the Hokage’s duty is to protect the Hidden Leaf Village and all who live there. Given how much it looks to have evolved after Pain blew it up, that’s one hell of a job. However, there’s probably an unwritten rule that a Hokage cannot use ninjutsu or genjutsu to breeze through paperwork. This is why Shikamaru never wanted the job. Hes good with his job and kid. Link to comment
Sandman87 October 21, 2018 Share October 21, 2018 Somehow I don't think the Leaf ninja are big on unwritten rules., or the written ones for that matter. In this episode: Naruto goes fishing. It's only slightly more exciting than it sounds. Naruto makes an excellent fishing lure, what with his neon orange jumpsuit and all. Also, Gai is prone to seasickness. Link to comment
Sandman87 October 30, 2018 Share October 30, 2018 Gai gets so seasick that he needs an entire episode to recover, so Naruto goes ingredient collecting. Link to comment
Lantern7 October 30, 2018 Author Share October 30, 2018 Abacuses as ground-based surfboards. Hey, why not? Seriously, I hope there’s not much more filler before Naruto meets B. Link to comment
Sandman87 November 4, 2018 Share November 4, 2018 Naruto vs the ghost ship giant tentacle-crab thing. Not only does he beat the crab, but he manages to make the fog go away somehow. Link to comment
Terrafamilia November 4, 2018 Share November 4, 2018 I was especially impressed by the ghost broom. I didn't even know there were such things. Link to comment
Lantern7 November 11, 2018 Author Share November 11, 2018 This week: pirates! Seriously, when does Naruto meet B? I did laugh at seeing the pirates sail towards the village. "Wait . . . are those pirate ships?!?" "YOU'RE IN THE WRONG ANIME! YOU ARE IN THE WRONG ANIME!!! YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A SHIP WITH A SKULL-AND-CROSSBONES WEARING A STRAW HAT!!! THEY'RE THAT WAY!!!!!" Link to comment
Sandman87 November 12, 2018 Share November 12, 2018 A fillerific episode with a fine disregard for the laws of physics. Link to comment
Terrafamilia November 25, 2018 Share November 25, 2018 Another filler episode, this time with what looked like old school animation, wherein a big fetus/Mothra pupa transforms into a Cthulhu/Godzilla hybrid which then transforms into a Cthulhu/Godzilla/Rhodan hybrid. And Gai-sensei still hasn't completely emptied his stomach on the high seas. Link to comment
Sandman87 November 27, 2018 Share November 27, 2018 The feather dance in the nest definitely has a place in a "Gai's most embarrassing moments" video. Naruto & friends sure have been meeting a lot of ghosts lately. Link to comment
Terrafamilia December 2, 2018 Share December 2, 2018 All I can say about this latest episode is that a little bit of Gai and Lee together goes a long way. Link to comment
Sandman87 December 3, 2018 Share December 3, 2018 Gai & Lee waking up in bed together. Yeah, that happened. Doesn't make things any better when Gai insists that he was training Lee... Link to comment
lathspel December 11, 2018 Share December 11, 2018 In addition to ghosts, there are a lot of giant raptors messing with Gai-Sensei. I like that there’s a through line in this filler. Link to comment
Sandman87 December 11, 2018 Share December 11, 2018 Gai with mushrooms growing all over him. Guess that makes him...a FunGai! Thank you, I'll be here all week. Try the insect soup... Link to comment
lathspel December 12, 2018 Share December 12, 2018 Finally caught up on this show (I was 25 behind at one point!). Hopefully in time for filler to wrap up soon. I was waiting for the mushroom castaways to summon something and eat it, but I guess Naruto was smarter than that. Link to comment
Sandman87 December 17, 2018 Share December 17, 2018 Naruto's clones rebel. Too bad it was just a dream. Link to comment
Lantern7 December 29, 2018 Author Share December 29, 2018 Okay, it appears all things Naruto has been crunched into a single thread. So I guess this is the place to talk Boruto . . . at least unless it warrants its own forum or thread. Anyway, marathon launches tomorrow night on Toonami. On 12/17/2018 at 3:00 AM, Sandman87 said: Naruto's clones rebel. Too bad it was just a dream. And that was one fucked-up dream. Clones with personalities is weird. One of them representing Naruto's feminine side through Sexy no Jutsu? Weirder. Might Guy in a Speedo? WOW. Link to comment
Sandman87 December 30, 2018 Share December 30, 2018 Yeah, Boruto needs its own thread. Link to comment
lathspel January 4, 2019 Share January 4, 2019 On 12/30/2018 at 1:44 AM, Sandman87 said: Yeah, Boruto needs its own thread. Agreed. Link to comment
Sandman87 January 7, 2019 Share January 7, 2019 Yet another variation on pirates trying to take down the Leaf ship with cunning tricks. It's amazing how many of the coastal and island villages turn out to be pirate villages. Link to comment
Lantern7 January 8, 2019 Author Share January 8, 2019 On 12/30/2018 at 2:44 AM, Sandman87 said: Yeah, Boruto needs its own thread. On 1/4/2019 at 12:01 AM, lathspel said: Agreed. Here's what I got so far for topics. What do you guys think? Link to comment
Lantern7 January 15, 2019 Author Share January 15, 2019 (edited) Still. So. Much. Fucking. FILLER. Basically, the latest episode had most of the kids trying to get a break from the impending war. Also Tsunade, who has a conference with the feudal lords, then decides to throw her sobriety out of a window and get shitfaced. Also, we got Hinata getting trained by Neiji during the timeskip, and how she's matured as a fighter. It's weird to see her mousy when she's more open in Boruto. She's not a ballbuster like Chi Chi, but she's more developed there. I wonder if she tells her kids how.many ttrees she hid behind while watching her future husband train. Or eat. Or anything, really. On 1/6/2019 at 9:42 PM, Sandman87 said: Yet another variation on pirates trying to take down the Leaf ship with cunning tricks. It's amazing how many of the coastal and island villages turn out to be pirate villages. I liked the bit with Tenten and the ship. "CAPSULE CORP NO JUTSU!!!!" Edited January 17, 2019 by Lantern7 Link to comment
Sandman87 January 15, 2019 Share January 15, 2019 (edited) I wonder what the largest item is that Tenten can store on a scroll. I also wonder if she can store living things. ETA: New Boruto topic here. Edited January 15, 2019 by Sandman87 Link to comment
Lantern7 January 31, 2019 Author Share January 31, 2019 (edited) General question: should Boruto stuff be brought up here, in terms of how characters evolve from Shippuden to there? The latest episode in a nutshell: Konahamaru: I wanna fight for my village on the front lines! Everyone Else: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??!?? So much anger towards the little squirt. I mean, he's come a long way from the second episode, but he needs a lot of people (including a really mad Tsunade) to tell him that he can make a difference at home. Also, he gets smacked around by Temari. At least she didn't try to break his back like she did with TenTen at the Chunin Exams. ETA: Right now Konahamaru has two jutsu: the Rasengan and his uncle's ash-belching. The kid is gonna be dead from lung cancer before he turns 30. Edited January 31, 2019 by Lantern7 Link to comment
Sandman87 February 2, 2019 Share February 2, 2019 I got halfway through the episode before I turned it off. So boring, so predictable. Link to comment
Lantern7 February 16, 2019 Author Share February 16, 2019 (edited) How? Much? More? Filler?!? Latest bit was basically “How Shino Got His Groove Back.” This is a tough sell, since he’s probably the least interesting young ninja of the main bunch. I mean, it’s either him or Tenten. And I’m still convinced his eye sockets are filled with insects. That would explain why we don’t see those here and in Boruto. There, he’s got a thing over his eyes where I wonder how the people around him don’t crave toast all of the time. Edited February 16, 2019 by Lantern7 Link to comment
Sandman87 February 16, 2019 Share February 16, 2019 It's a shame that Shino has gotten played for comedy and pathos so often. He was kind of frightening back during the Chunin Exams. Wasted potential. Link to comment
Sandman87 February 19, 2019 Share February 19, 2019 A Tenten-intensive (intentensive?) flashback episode showing how she became an expert at using tools. No, not like that! I mean ninja tools. In other words, filler. Link to comment
Lantern7 February 23, 2019 Author Share February 23, 2019 (edited) On 2/16/2019 at 12:48 PM, Sandman87 said: It's a shame that Shino has gotten played for comedy and pathos so often. He was kind of frightening back during the Chunin Exams. Wasted potential. If you leave out the written test and the forest? Not really. Here's how little respect Shino got during the first Chunin tourney: not only was most of the episode dedicated to Kakashi and Orochimaru having a standoff over Sasuke, Shino's opponent -- the one whose ass Shino defeated in about five minutes -- got the flashback backstory (flashbackstory?) Then in the big tournament, Kankuro is persuaded to forfeit his match against Shino. Shino's got an interesting powerset and look. It's just that he never came off as interesting as the others, like Dog Boy and Really Shy Girl. On 2/19/2019 at 2:12 AM, Sandman87 said: A Tenten-intensive (intentensive?) flashback episode showing how she became an expert at using tools. No, not like that! I mean ninja tools. In other words, filler. "I'm gonna be just like Tsunade!!" Five minute later: "I'm gonna gamble and get hammered like Tsunade!!!" At least her tools-summoning thing works for her, and having her backstory tied into Rock Lee's doesn't feel forced. Also, she ensnared Might Guy so well. Edited February 23, 2019 by Lantern7 Link to comment
Sandman87 February 26, 2019 Share February 26, 2019 An episode of Sai flashbacks. What else is there to say? Link to comment
Lantern7 February 26, 2019 Author Share February 26, 2019 6 hours ago, Sandman87 said: An episode of Sai flashbacks. What else is there to say? Still waiting for the main story. I mean, it’s nice to be reminded about how far the kid has come from being Danzo’s pawn, but I can understand the agitation of viewers at this point. Link to comment
Sandman87 March 18, 2019 Share March 18, 2019 A filler episode that depends entirely on Guy (aka "The Leaf's Ferocious Green Acorn") being an idiot. Much flashbackery about Guy and Kakashi's alleged rivalry featuring many touching moments, such as the time that Guy played "Ill Show You Mine if You Don't Show Me Yours" with him. Naruto also appears briefly, since the show is supposed to be about him. Link to comment
Terrafamilia March 18, 2019 Share March 18, 2019 If Sai could deliver Kakashi all that way on one of his painted birds why couldn't he have delivered Naruto to the Land of Lightning. Oh, wait, then we wouldn't have had the excuse for week after week of filler. I did like the spectacle of all the characters leaping and dancing in the opening title sequence. Link to comment
Sandman87 March 19, 2019 Share March 19, 2019 1 hour ago, Terrafamilia said: If Sai could deliver Kakashi all that way on one of his painted birds why couldn't he have delivered Naruto to the Land of Lightning. They could have, but the whole point of the expedition was to get Naruto out of the village for a nice long time. This way it can take even longer. Link to comment
Lantern7 March 22, 2019 Author Share March 22, 2019 (edited) I like Guy. He's over-the-top, but it's fun to watch. Also, he looked like Lee when he was a kid, albeit with a different voice (I'm thinking Todd Haberkorn; I'm not a total geek, but he narrates anime lists on WatchMojo). Now I'm wondering if he got the green jumpsuit from his sensei. Or maybe he and/or Lee buy in bulk, and that's why we see them on other characters (Naruto in a filler episode, Denki in Boruto). On 3/18/2019 at 7:42 PM, Terrafamilia said: I did like the spectacle of all the characters leaping and dancing in the opening title sequence. Also, I'm hoping that's a sign that we'll be getting to the main plot soon. Some of the filler was cute, and the idea of a seasick and sleep-deprived Guy inadvertently sending an SOS turtle back to the village is pretty funny . . . but I'm ready to move on. Oh, and DAMN! Those credits are fun. Edited March 22, 2019 by Lantern7 Link to comment
Sandman87 March 31, 2019 Share March 31, 2019 Naruto meets Killer Bee, who isn't much impressed. Then he meditates at the Magical Waterfall of Meeting Your Dark Side. Unsurprisingly, he meets his dark side. Link to comment
Lantern7 April 3, 2019 Author Share April 3, 2019 On 3/31/2019 at 5:09 PM, Sandman87 said: Naruto meets Killer Bee, who isn't much impressed. Then he meditates at the Magical Waterfall of Meeting Your Dark Side. Unsurprisingly, he meets his dark side. What's important is that we are main to the main story. Also, we get to hear Naruto try to rap. "Try" being the key word. Link to comment
Lantern7 April 13, 2019 Author Share April 13, 2019 (edited) I don't really get the whole deal with shunning the Jinchūriki. With Gaara, I'm thinking the Sand Village feared him because he did not come from the best circumstances. Naruto gets the Nine Tails shoved into him as a baby. He had no say in that. So why did he have basically no friends his age when the anime/manga began? Ditto for B. He's got the weird octopus/goat thing in him, and he's getting pelted with eggs. It's not like he'd lose control, but it's still a little weird. I'll give him credit for using rap to keep himself sane. "Hey, yo! You out there, hittin' me with produce? I'll still be the best ninja this village ever produced! YEAH YEAH!!!! [weird whinny noise]" Edited April 13, 2019 by Lantern7 Link to comment
Sandman87 April 21, 2019 Share April 21, 2019 Naruto takes a nice long break in the middle of wrasslin' the Nine Tails to have a chat with his mom, who could probably have been written out of the story completely without any impact on anything important. On 4/12/2019 at 10:40 PM, Lantern7 said: I don't really get the whole deal with shunning the Jinchūriki. I guess it's kind of like not wanting to hang around with an atomic bomb. Link to comment
lathspel April 27, 2019 Share April 27, 2019 Naruto and Barry Allen both have dead redheaded moms? Seems like being a ginger parent is tough on screen. I thought this episode was cute, although part of me wonders how much rime this takes from the Nine Tails perspective. Link to comment
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