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S08.E01: Throuple Trouble


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Savannah and Bradly reunite. Brooke fears JK's ex might show up when he gets out. Ashley is suspicious about Julius's release day plans. Quiana gives Damodrick a third chance at love. Michael worries about being monogamous.

Original air date 2025.03.21

The unfortunate news: Savannah, the not as cute as she thinks she is, why won't you tattoo my name on your face, mind like a pre-teen, whine like a slipping fan belt, and Bradly, the man who needs to go on Wheel of Fortune so he can buy a vowel, are back. 

The good news: New couples! Throuples? Release day shenanigans! A Michael who may struggle with monogamy. Best of all, in the spirit of Quaylon and Shavel, a couple with names that beg for misspellings and mispronunciation, Quiana and Damodrick. Our show is back!!!!

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i didn’t even realize there was a new season with fresh meat until i opened reddit this afternoon! i feel like it’s christmas morning! 

 

what a surprise - this season seems to be full of very smart people fucking morons, just like it’s predecessors! savannah is gorgeous until she opens her mouth/lifts up her shirt to show off her stupid tattoo. why would you get the name of someone who not only refused to get your name tattooed onto their body, but has repeatedly stated that they DO NOT WANT to marry you, tattooed onto your body???!!! oh, and no way in hell is she “clean” - maybe she isn’t using actual meth, but she is definitely using adderall. i know a tweaker when i see one (thanks to my idiotic BIL!)

 

it’s hilarious to me that in 2025, people are still taking selfies that look absolutely nothing like them bc of the massive overuse of filters/editing. i hope ashley never goes missing - she’ll never be found since there isn’t a single, current photo in existence that actually looks like her. that seems to be the least of her problems tho - i’m worried for her children, being cared for by such a fucking idiot. mommy’s “julius” is far, FAR worse than savannah’s “bradly” tattoo. at least S has actually met B. i actually kind of like alexis - at least, nothing about her immediately annoyed me during her scenes. i feel bad for her inevitable heartbreak when she finds out her loser man is a cheater. she can do WAAAAYYYY better than julius - i hope she sees that when the time comes.

 

joey and michael bore me. i don’t really give a shit about any of the other people, either - the usual bunch of delusional outmates and *********** inmates (6 kids with 3 women?! that guy can fuck right off)

 

hopefully i’ll remember to join friday’s live chat!

interesting that all my F bombs stayed, but my “piece of s***” inmates comment was auto censored lol

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