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I'm sure one of the overhead shots had "blood", aka blackberry jam, in big lines down Silas' back.

T.Ca is pregnant again? The horror of another on-screen pregnancy?

I was thrilled at all the talk of signing RB, then I realized it was Rebecca, not Richard Burgi.

Run! Run for your life!

How nice it was of Monica to bring "Happy back from the dead" gifts to Jake and completely ignore Liez's other two children. I'm sure a cardiologist could afford to bring a few trinkets for the other kids. "Hey Jake, let's go show Cam your new toys!"

Do Samtrick ever get out of bed?

Rerun! Denise borrowed it from Ava, who wore it when she was preggers and had an appointment at GH. Neenah should have remembered it, because they had a big tiff.

I say anyone (like me) who paid money to see it was foolish. The soundtrack was great; mine was on vinyl. The movie was major suckage. I should have put up a side by side of Lulu and ONJ, but I was too lazy to do a screencap. eta: I still think Dillon's "movies" are gay porn -- producing and starring.

Anyone old enough (and foolish) to have seen Olivia Newton John in Xanadu? I think Lulu was channeling ONJ.

That retirement was at least 25 years too late. Fixed that for ya.

Dear Neeenah, please quit shopping at Forever 21, because you're not. If I hear Luke, Sonny or Lucky whine about pain and their dark place one more time, I'm going to send them a case of Monistat.

Ron's dead people are so forgiving. First Connie and now Luke's mom. A character's crippling guilt changes to absolution in their own heads. Ridiculous.

He is better. He told Tracy he has a piece of paper that proves it. It's signed by Abraham Lincoln...but hey. Any chance they'll drop a house on Puke? The demolition is supposed to take place that day.

Luke! Get off the stage! Put a fork in it, you're done. Must we revisit Elm Street? TG's giant ego strikes again. Does he sing "My Way" or "Don't Fence Me In"? Twice?

Rosalie is Brad. That's the secret. (Have we ever seen them together?) <furrows brow>

I'm surprised it's not in LOLcat speak, with letters backwards. "Welcum howm Maxee"

If Neenah's hotel bill was so huge, I wonder what Anna's was? Not that Anna ordered any food, but the room would be pricey.

JuLexis - I haven't seen anything that painful to watch since Olivia danced for Steve on a stripper pole. A black screen with "we have nothing to write for Julian and Alexis" would have been better.

Do I need a new TV, because in what reality is Neenah a redhead? Bedhead, maybe.

I wanna see Joss being snarky to Sonny.

Lulu notices the sheets are changed, puts two and two together and comes up with purple. "I'm sorry, what was the question?" Does a legendary Spencer child have to be so freakin' stupid? When will she discover Dante cheated, when Dante and Valerie's lovechild graduates from college?

I hope NotDead!Jake kills them all in their sleep. I wonder how long until Liez goes back to ignoring him. "My boyz! Whatever the heck their names are." No one needs proof that it's actually Jake? Jake doesn't need serious therapy after being essentially imprisoned for five years, then taken away from the only life he's known? Blah, blah, blah, here's a motorcycle to play with, kid.

Did Lucky stop washing his hair after Jake died? He's greasier than Ethan, if that's possible.

How many more thousand times are they going to show Valerie straddle Dante in her ugly beige spanx (or whatever the hell they are)? It was supposed to be teh sexy, but her leap on (ex?)family man Dante was just gross. (And I don't mean I'm absolving Dante of his role in this, it was just extremely OOC for him, drunk or not).

Poor Audrey. Now she has 3 of Liez's brats to look after 24/7.