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Do we have a pool on the Jakeson reveal? November sweeps? May?

Carly told Jason he had to be her BFF. Jason was always, "ewww, girls, cooties", whenever she said it. Jake acts more bewildered than disgusted.

What's that red wheel thing in Dante and Lulu's apartment, over by the window? It looks like a roulette or ship's wheel with numbers. Maybe they have a carnival game? And during teh sex where was Rocco, the most wanted and loved baby evah, under the bed?

Can't Neenah just kill Ava, and to hell with "the cloud"?

The transcript isn't up, but I'm surprised lightning didn't strike Carly dead after she brought up Jordan being undercover and lying to her son. Saint Carly never lied to her son, except that one little time, when Sonny murdered Michael's bio-dad.

Has Valerie slept with Dillon yet, because I can't wait for a WTD story. It's been minutes since the last one.

Isn't it great how they mock the mentally ill? "Let's have Nina walk over and shut the woman's mouth, like she's a puppet or something."

I said earlier that current Sloan was a poor man's Richard Burgi. Burgi should have gotten the role, and he and FH would have steamed up the screen. Anna would have been saying "Duke who?".

Silas suddenly has a kitchenette appear in his living room? Check. Conveniently located knife block? Check. Did Silas ever eat? A butcher knife is so passe. Mellonballer?

This is the most animated I've ever seen Michael Easton.

Yeah, the walls look like they have fire damage. And the couch post Morgan/Kiki needs to be burned. Do Morgan/Kiki have a couple name? MorKi? Kigan? I smell Emmy!

I'm sure one of the overhead shots had "blood", aka blackberry jam, in big lines down Silas' back.

T.Ca is pregnant again? The horror of another on-screen pregnancy?

I was thrilled at all the talk of signing RB, then I realized it was Rebecca, not Richard Burgi.

Run! Run for your life!

How nice it was of Monica to bring "Happy back from the dead" gifts to Jake and completely ignore Liez's other two children. I'm sure a cardiologist could afford to bring a few trinkets for the other kids. "Hey Jake, let's go show Cam your new toys!"

Do Samtrick ever get out of bed?

Rerun! Denise borrowed it from Ava, who wore it when she was preggers and had an appointment at GH. Neenah should have remembered it, because they had a big tiff.

I say anyone (like me) who paid money to see it was foolish. The soundtrack was great; mine was on vinyl. The movie was major suckage. I should have put up a side by side of Lulu and ONJ, but I was too lazy to do a screencap. eta: I still think Dillon's "movies" are gay porn -- producing and starring.

Anyone old enough (and foolish) to have seen Olivia Newton John in Xanadu? I think Lulu was channeling ONJ.

That retirement was at least 25 years too late. Fixed that for ya.

Dear Neeenah, please quit shopping at Forever 21, because you're not. If I hear Luke, Sonny or Lucky whine about pain and their dark place one more time, I'm going to send them a case of Monistat.

Ron's dead people are so forgiving. First Connie and now Luke's mom. A character's crippling guilt changes to absolution in their own heads. Ridiculous.

He is better. He told Tracy he has a piece of paper that proves it. It's signed by Abraham Lincoln...but hey. Any chance they'll drop a house on Puke? The demolition is supposed to take place that day.

Luke! Get off the stage! Put a fork in it, you're done. Must we revisit Elm Street? TG's giant ego strikes again. Does he sing "My Way" or "Don't Fence Me In"? Twice?