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Ron has a Twitter account? ;-)

Didn't Ned and Olivia go to the Nurses' Ball together?

Lulu Julian

Has Sam changed her clothes yet? That bra was white when she put it on.

Ava (is still alive????) Olivia Jordan

I like how they're calling Alice "Alice" rather than the old "Big Alice". It was insulting. Do they say "Self-Absorbed Carly", "Dumb Morgan", "Bland Michael"? No.

Olivia Julian Luke

Yeah, I know teh cryptsex! wasn't sexy, I was just being sarcastic.

You forgot crypt sex.

Whatever happened to Morgan's gambling addiction? Ron got bored?

Ava Fluke Neeenah

Mom's been on vacation and hasn't seen the show. I told her Rafe is brain dead. She was sad(?!?!). Does anyone have a paper bag I can wear over my head, because I'm ashamed to be seen?

Ava Carly Sonny This is waaayy too difficult. The mile-wide gap between Ava's eyebrows annoys me.

I'm kind of surprised at the ending. I thought Belcheck, as agreed, would a.) shoot Jack dead before he got on the helicopter, or b.) shoot down the helicopter with Jack in it. They needed the Audrey dies plot twist.

Rafe was able to locate a specific car in the dark and run it off the road. What are the odds? The PCPD is incapable of finding a suspect car in broad daylight, parked outside the police station.

Dear show, in a car accident with a newer vehicle, there would be blown airbags. I didn't see any, but maybe it was a GM car, which is why they didn't work. Where exactly was the police roadblock? There were no cops around, other than Dante chasing Rafe's car. I'm sorry, but that JT engagement photo silhouette makes it look like the fiancee is naked.

Is Ron going to rip off the Tony/Tanya storyline where Patrick must operate on the kid who was responsible for killing his family member in a car crash? Because I thought that story sucked the first time around.

Rafe -- Where does a teenaged, unemployed boy get a car from? Unless he borrowed Silas', then one would think that he wouldn't be able to get the car fixed before Silas found the damage. Do the Barringtons give Rafe money? Where is he getting his drug money from, other than what he stole from Sam? How could he afford gas, let alone a repair bill? Kiki never seems to be short of money, either. Are Dr. Silas' pockets that deep?

Oh great, the brat pack is on again today. I think Lulu and Dante need to babysit these kids for 10 minutes to decide if they really want more kids. If Silas can pay for a hotel room for Rosalie, then why can't Neener live there, too? Silas could give the excuse that a hotel is more wheelchair accessible. Or is Neener supposed to never go to the washroom when Rosalie is off the clock? Unless Rosalie is also staying at Silas' place and she changed clothes in the car(?) yesterday.

Lulu has thoughts other than, "BABY, BABY, MUST HAVE BABY"?

Wow, I never would have guessed that Tracy was scamming Michael. And I really needed that scene where Tracy talks to Luke and confirms her evil plot because I never would have figured it out otherwise. I'm not sure if Neener is manipulating Silas or not. I'll need a few more hundred scenes like today's to decide.

I can't believe how stupid Maxie and Nathan are -- Nathan, the detective. They are astonished that the judge knows that Nathan lied -- a secret that only four people knew. I think they can rule out Diane. Morons.

Detective Nathan couldn't possibly afford to look after Nina? Some cops in my town make one hundred thousand a year. I doubt they need to share an apartment. They said that Nina's funds were frozen, not gone forever. I'm sure Sam could even loan Nina some of Jason's mob money just to get her out of Silas' place. Neener could have Franco's room at the Metro Court.

Did anyone tell Patrick and Sabby that they forgot to have their dead baby buried? Gabriel will end up in the "Lost and Found" box at the church.

Felix said his shift was nearly over. Although it doesn't explain why he was sitting there with a takeout meal. Why would he be eating right before he was due to go home?