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Saw this on the Toonami Tumblr. Kinda reminded me of Angry Bear.

Derrick talks about his epic Ring with Joss. Includes reminiscing of Bananas Backpack.

That's happening with The Challenge. I'm okay with a potential Battle Of The Viacom Reality Stars, but I don't want TAR sucked into that. Or anything related to Rob Dyrdek over at MTV. I am convinced his cousins could go far in TAR were they to run. I don't think Evan knew that Henry (unknowingly) had and lost it. If Probst was hosting, he would have told Evan immediately. Cut to Evan looking at the sky, groaning in frustration. Zoom out to reveal Henry in the background, having covered a few hundred feet in a few seconds.

The idea that two Big Brother contestants' success could deprive another Big Brother contestant of joy . . . .nope, doesn't soften the impact, because I don't watch Big Brother. And I don't plan to watch that anytime soon.

Trying to find solace. For one thing: isn't it good to feel something about a finale? Even if that feeling is bitterness. Sure, Cody & Jessica earned their way to the final leg, but I didn't want them to win. Like I said: my fear is that CBS will see this as the perfect ending for TAR and pull the plug. I admit that I'm paranoid, and that the probably worst case is waiting until late May/early June 2019 for TAR31, but this is my favorite show. I want it to last. And, seriously, even with Big Brother winning, how will Survivor be better starting next week? It probably ain't gonna happen. You think Evan will let Henry off the hook? Damn, that was as painful as watching Eric and Luke crap the bed in their respective finales, and Henry didn't even know it. If Yale won, it would've been the third straight season of the fourth-best team winning. But I would've been okay with that this time, especially since Yale was the team that the others weren't bonding with. And I got more in common with Henry & Evan than the other teams. Seriously, brutal way to finish second. And Extreme finishing third was basically Ken & Gerard in TAR3. Zero placements off the "podium." That's never happened before. The only two teams I could find with one of two placements outside the top three? Rachel & Dave, Justin & Diana. I'll admit to needing futher research, but Kristi & Jen were right there, and they didn't finish strong. At least they didn't snipe at each other in the end. As for IndyCar? I think this was the first "Phield Philimination" in a penultimate leg. That's brutal, even if they did come off as dicks in Hong Kong. More likable than Cody & Jessica, anyway. Fuck, this is as bad as Aaron squealing "YOU WON!!!!!" to Flo at the end of TAR3. Seriously, you can be salty about Dave & Connor winning TAR24, but the alternatives were the mediocre Stealing Angels and Brenchel. Well . . . better luck next season. Let us hope there's a next season.

In brief: 114 minutes of awesome, six minutes of absolute suck. Thanks for “insisting” Cody & Jessica race, CBS!!! Fuck all the way off. More thoughts when I get to my laptop. I’m mad.

Okay. Natalie wins Survivor. Those two assholes win TAR. A “Survivor” has to win BB to complete the circle. Also, they wouldn’t have qualified as a team under old rules. Fuck you, CBS.

Oh, man. Gotta go back to Kris & Jon for a more poignant moment. And heartbreaking.

Not to me. Neither compares to KKKendra.

Wouldn’t be shocked if CBS pulls the plug. This would be the perfect note to end the series . . . to them. Motherfucker, the wrong fucking team won.

Fuck. Me. Running.

HOLY FUCK, HANK BLEW IT. That’s gotta sting.

“Once the model is complete, run to the finish line. And then Joey & Tim will devour the other models.”

Seriously, how does CBS not renew? This is dramatic shit, as opposed to Probst giving mouth present to alpha dudes.

Damn, this is brutal. Winning team will have deserved it. Jessica? Shut up about Evan’s encouragement.

Gotta love the judge just standing by.

Man, when was the last season where all three teams were in it at the very end? Okay, this isn’t claustrophobic as fuck. Must’ve been a Soviet thing I experienced. Oh, and I’m dreading Big Brother pulling the “miracle” win.

Oh, wow. Finish line in sight. I went on a Soviet sub in San Diego. That was claustrophobic as fuck.

It might not be, but that would be the dumbest way I can think of losing TAR right now.

Not having both gloves on.

Or eating deep dish pizza. Yes, I am STILL bitter.

Hoping Extreme doesn’t lose on a technicality.

Hoping that stuffing cookies isn’t the final task.

Oh, so now we’re playing Classic Concentration. Oh, snap, looks like GGB ain’t golden at night.

Question for the Racers: would you have done this in the first leg?