Tuneful

Mama made sure of that.

I'll see your coma and raise you a vegetative state if I stay up for Pillow Talk.

I'm not ok with watching Potthasts and Andrrrrrei at all anymore. Mute and FF are my best friends. Two and a half years of pandemic have given me a shorter temper I think. And they are idiots to stand on the edge of the Grand Canyon with a little kid (unsecured), even if there is a fence, and that's neither a solid nor high fence. I frequently see news stories of people who thought it would be cool to take a selfie (or have someone else take the photo) of them on a cliff. Then they fell.

True. I think Yara's lying through her extensions, I mean, teeth. At least she could get her lies straight. If you want to divorce the man, be straight and do it.

I'm going to visit back home and ask my sister to go to the time, expense, and effort to throw me an engagement party before Liz and I break up for the 13th time. What a jerk. I bet he hasn't talked to or seen Christine in many years. If he had, she'd have been on the show by now.

^^^^. She was light and funny and wore clothes like we wear at home when relaxing--not wannabe-sex-bomb outfits. I could've seen her as a future talk-show host or similar in entertainment. Current direction is disastrous and probably encouraged by the producers/directors. Just like they're encouraging moaning, racy lingerie, and simulated soft-core. Ugh. I agree that the dating pool for her is probably small in Charlotte. She may also be intimidating with her strong personality and views, wealth (e.g., large home with a pool), and a teenage daughter. I think she has to watch out for being used. I think the show had someone at the airport who drove Tony back in the rental vehicle that Sharp paid for (a really nice SUV), and then the driver would return it to the airport rental lot and fly home. I think she's had professionals on the show directing her hair, makeup, wardrobe, Botox... She looks a lot better. It requires work, though, and may be a hassle for her to keep up on her own. Neckbeard should've been helping his mother with packing and storage, the heavy boxes, etc. Confirmed (again) as a jerk, based on the preview. Is he on drugs? So aggressive, more than in earlier seasons. Maybe performing for Vanessa. Standing up more for yourself does not require attacking your elderly mother and her BF and making scenes in public places. He's a mess. Nuttily going to Sequim -- I think Mike's Mom will be there, and I wouldn't be surprised if he also has a girlfriend at the home. Nuts will be devastated.

The rate these plots are going, we'll be lucky if Debbie gets to Canada and Tony's house by Christmas our time. I like that the show is 1 hour, but the pace...

Justin the double-talker. Justin who may not be divorced or even separated. What's he doing dating if he puts his ex first? His kids, I understand. Sheesh, Veronica, you went out with him maybe 4 times? He keeps mentioning dealbreakers for you. Stand up, give him one last gander at "the girls," and say, we're not a match, good luck in Florida, and next time, fully disclose before you sleep with someone.

I have PBSD -- post-blurring stress syndrome. Make It Stop! I hope the girl is sincere, 'cause Caesar's got it bad. Or they're both acting. I wonder if it's yet another of those situations where she acts like she's madly in love and then tells the camera, basically, "I like him. It's a warm feeling." Who knew Debs would have the romance of the century this season. Tiffany's date doesn't want to sign up for a built-in family and not having her available whenever he wants. Halloween candy: Brach's Autumn Mix, for the pumpkins. For self. So sweet they make you pass out. Good thing the next day is All Souls.

As usual my timing is off. Veronica with the goods on display...one dip from a nip slip. What she's doing with this boy I'll never know. She needs a M-A-N and a strong one at that. This guy:

Maybe he's bi, and there's a vibe (and/or history) between him and Rohit. I've never picked up any chemistry between Henny Penny and Summeat. Does he want to force her to leave now by putting his pay-rints first, talking about them nonstop night and day? I can't imagine putting up with years of that. She thought it would change? His sudden rediscovery of a work ethic and obsession to have kids both seem incompatible with her as well. He's a big infant who never grew up.

Josh looks exhausted. Always. I know he has a busy business and a couple of kids. He probably could barely date someone from AZ or LA let alone fly in someone from FL who is high-maintenance and 99% dissatisfied with anything he says or does. That Reese's/Kit Kat commercial triggered me. Off to rummage in the kitchen. Whenever Tania comes on my TV, I have to restrain myself from screaming. Veronica, you tell him, girl....not to waste your time if he's not serious and single. Cue "Tell It Like It Is."

Their vibe reminds me of two middle-school girls at a slumber party. Next they'll be playing with hairstyles and doing their nails.

The fire is that she is losing her place in a couple of weeks. It's good that Tony has the time to come to Vegas and help pack her and move her. He's right that her married son and wife need their space. I'm pulling for these two crazy kids. How wonderful to hear "I love you very much" when you never thought you'd hear it again, except maybe from your kid or grandkid.

Caesar's an old ass man with a gray beard and hair (at least PrEd has let his come in) and no dough. He's 50. Alona's what, 25 at most? Move over, Pastor Ben, Geoffrey, PrEd, and so on. Alona's just using him. She thinks if he brings her over she'll be moving to Palm Beach or the equivalent when she'd really be going to Bumfork, NC and living in a "studio" in a rundown motel, no car, no cash, and (for her) no job. I can't wait.

Nutalie's opening soliloquy amused me. She's so theatrical. "Did he show me good time? NO!" That arid, cinderblock shoebox where he made her sleep...truly depressing! Way to say, you're special to me and I want us to have a great time . Josh is very ordinary looking. He's really into compensating with four-wheeled pen*ses, isn't he? And driving like a maniac> No bueno, I'd say slow it down and drive calmly. please, or take me home.

I think Liz had some nerve lounging up in the man's bed in all those nice comfy linens while blatting on reaming him out. He probably spent the night in a chair or on the sofa. Not that I'm an Ed fan but girl should have been up early packing her s**t to leave that day. It's his place. She has friends, as we saw at the party, and there are hotels. Clearly they were getting nowhere trying to discuss it, and it had bottomed out. I can't stand either of them. Boy, I'm saying that a lot this season. Goodnight all...see you again soon!

Jovi and Yara -- The Bickersons (a radio comedy in my parents' time). This is no comedy...this is going to get old real fast. Sure, Yara, keep emasculating him about virtually everything he does.

I cannot with Bill-All. You two needed to be on the same page about children way BEFORE getting engaged. And if you weren't, you're incompatible--break up.

Once again, Yara, you are rude--to converse in a foreign language in front of someone who doesn't understand it. This is not a trivial occasion but the first meal you've all had together, and he can tell you are talking about him. Let's try some Empathy 101, shall we? Suppose you and Jovi spent the evening talking mostly in English right in front of Mom without translating. (Not that he's any prize in some ways.)

Why don't you make your own damn tea, Summeat. It's not like cooking a complete dinner or anything, which many men also do.

I seem to be running behind you all--but Yara, it's really not cool to trash-talk the U.S. to the extent that you do, especially in front of your American husband and (via TV) MIL, and having a child who's half-American. This country gave her many gifts including an amazing career out of obscurity. Hers is Cee You Next Tuesday behavior. Jovi had better get ready for days of it nonstop. P.S. And looking down the road--the U.S is a heckuva supporter of your home country. How would she like it if Jovi trash-talked Ukraine constantly?

That "billboard" of Debbie (if that's the word) has been so photoshopped it looks like Kara, only with better makeup.

Me and my lonely dental floss. That's how I've been feeling btw at this point in the pandemic.

It's a rug. Summeat's auntie is giving him the straight dope--I mean, giving it straight to the dope. ("Seinfeld") Don't have a baby for other people. It's either his marriage or his family, and I'm surprised he didn't resolve that earlier on unless he wanted to drag out the TV and the sex. I tend to procrastinate (until I HAVE to do whatever it is) , but Summeat makes me look like General Douglas MacArthur. If he chooses the marriage they have to move to another country. End of. I was surprised that the brother and SIL were so intransigent. And that the Mom is still such a mess, but maybe she needs to be in counseling and to tell the busybodies, "There is nothing I can do about this, what's done is done. I don't see them, and that's hard enough. If you were a real friend, you would still support me because I could not control this." She and Dad raised a son w/no ambition. But Jenny accepts Summeat. He's happy. Maybe his Mom should try looking in a mirror instead of just at friends' gossip.