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Auntie Anxiety

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  1. Garrick couldn’t give a shit about whether or not Dannnnielle can be at the wedding. He can hardly contain his excitement about the baby.
  2. Garrick: God should have asked me first before doing this to me!!!!
  3. Dannnnielllle has an ace up her sleeve. Nathalia didn’t bargain for being the nanny for Garrick’s new baby.
  4. Yary figures she’ll stick around so she can earn the paycheck.
  5. Justin thinks he can earn Yary’s trust and then spring “second wife” on her.
  6. Yary is wondering why they are being filmed.
  7. Maybe Justin should just wear an earpiece with Becky barking instructions for him during the date.
  8. I got the best rice bowl today from a local hole in the wall restaurant that is in a strip mall wedged between a laundromat and a cannabis dispensary.
  9. Another thing about cancer? Stress makes it harder to fight it.
  10. Dannnielllle: Well I don’t think I can come to the wedding, Garrick. Garrick: Great!! I mean, too bad.
  11. This guy is a nervous wreck about what’s going on with his kidney cancer. He should be focusing all of his attention on that.
  12. What’s wrong with Danielle’s eye? A wayward false eyelash or something more? Maybe Nick can explain it to us.
  13. Nick would love to have a new wife, someone who can help support him.
  14. Dannniellle wouldn’t know what a good decision was even if it came up and bit her on the ass.
  15. Dannniellle, if Nathalia wants Garrick all to herself, let her! And consider yourself lucky.
  16. I have an idea. Let’s make this innocent baby carry the onus of keeping the relationship together.
  17. I wonder what God thinks of this surprise pregnancy?
  18. Dannniellle, stop being stupid. I’ve had it with you. Dannnielle has a surprise up her sleeve, as in, “do we still have the crib in the attic?”
  19. So Dannnniellle is being cuckolded by both Garrick and Nathalia. Great.
  20. Going for the follow-up scans is as scary as fuck, folks. Even under the best of circumstances when you are pretty sure you’re in remission.
  21. Shane has cancer and Ashley is searching for a replacement soulmate? Who are these people?
  22. As I say every week, Ashley is ready to go into labor any minute now and their first goal is to find another wife? What the hell?
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