Auntie Anxiety

I see that Fernanda is also paying Tarik to be her stylist.

Larissa’s thought bubble: What a shithole! You think I’m going to live here?

Colt in that beater. He’s like his own cliche.

Two hours of this, then two hours of Unexpected? Good thing I got that extra hour of sleep last night.

Eric, they’ll give you plates if you ask for them. You can put them in your backpack and bring them home with you. No drinks, no napkins.

Since they are staying at a hotel in PA, it makes $$$ sense to visit Philadelphia. Not as much gasoline to get there.

Reina is not going to take any bullshit. I’m so looking forward to them all piling into this guy’s tiny house.

Larissa reminds me of John Leguzima.

Never figured out exactly how this kid plans to support a wife and baby. Guess I should look in the mirror and watch my tax dollars fly away.

Jay’s father is an excellent role model. Hey, at least he’s not a serial killer, I think?

Had to rearrange my tv schedule tonight. So much to watch and DVR. So little time. I’m taping my beloved New England Patriots to be here because I just can’t quit you, show.

Hi all. Hope you spent the week working on yourselves, babe. I worked on perfecting my shamwowan dance moves.

I’m not a violent person, but I can’t help wanting to slap that perpetual smirk off of Diego’s face. His parents raised him to think that his shit doesn’t stink. His parents seem to revel in the fact that Emiley is at odds with her mother and they encourage and enable it, instead of urging Emiley to include her mother in the decision-making as much as possible. Although Bridget is a piece of work, I understand her upset since she’s raised Emiley alone for all these years yet gets shut out of all senior year excitement. The grandmother is the only adult in the room. What I find most repellant (and fascinating in a train wreck, anthropological kind of way) is how the history in these families continues to repeat itself. Teen mother begets teen mother begets teen mother. Someone like McKayla should have been put on birth control (the implanted kind) immediately after she had Timmy. It’s like no one learns anything from their parents’ mistakes or their own mistakes, for that matter. So frustrating to me! Chloe’s sister is being exposed to some horrible role models. I’m hoping having the father figure around (I arrived late to this horror show, so I’m not sure if he’s the biological or step father) mitigates it. Tricia’s sister will be pregnant next, as it appears that’s the only way to get attention in that family. There’s absolutely no hope for Audi, I mean Lexus. Maybe she can’t see clearly what with all that eyeliner on her face.

Don’t they know how to use the Interwebz to look things up, like what is Las Vegas like and how it compares to NYC?

Wow. Just checked the clock. These two hours flew by. Must be because of the great company.

Oh geez. Peace, love and rock and roll.

@Rabbittron I just refilled my scrip today. Doc gave me a 90 day scrip. Wonder if she knew I’d be watching 90 Day Fiancé?

Leida, YOU aren’t going to like his lifestyle here. Just wait.

Cross stitch time : She can be a little bit more materialistic. Because she isn’t materialistic enough?

Leida has very high standards. Hazel would kill for this cabin.

I wouldn’t put too much stock into the conversation over dinner. Smells like producer generated politics to me.

Now I’m hungry for some southern cooking.

Sk8r Boi’s grandparents look like they’ve been sent down by Central Casting for a hippie grandparents audition.

He can reenact the dance for Lailani’s mother.

Still have incredible hair envy over her beautiful locks.