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Auntie Anxiety

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  1. Auntie Anxiety
    I was going to say she’s the only person in the universe wanting to go into Syria.
  2. Auntie Anxiety
    Caesar’s boss needs to get in touch with Jay’s Pennsylvania barbers.
  3. Auntie Anxiety
    Maybe Caesar lost half his brain cells to the smell of chemicals in the nail salon? Help me out here. No one could be as naive as he is.
  4. Auntie Anxiety
    Desperate women are so unattractive.
  5. Auntie Anxiety
    God bless his heart.
  6. Auntie Anxiety
    Ouch. Now way I would ever put needles into my face for cosmetic reasons.
  7. Auntie Anxiety
    As a human, I’m constantly embarrassed by how many stupid people are on these shows.
  8. Auntie Anxiety
    I’m hoping there’s no live chat for Unexpectorant?
  9. Auntie Anxiety
    Not many of those types post on ColombiaCatfishCupid.com.
  10. Auntie Anxiety
    Caesar: Money is tight. Maria: hangs up the phone
  11. Auntie Anxiety
    Did Caesar fall off his bike and hit his head one too many times?
  12. Auntie Anxiety
    YOU’RE MAKING A MISTAKE.
  13. Auntie Anxiety
    It’s only 8:37? Feels like it’s more like 9:50.
  14. Auntie Anxiety
    Darcy, your girls would be much better off learning that you shouldn’t throw yourself at every male on an internet dating site.
  15. Auntie Anxiety
    Please show us Darcy throwing her shoes.
  16. Auntie Anxiety
    Darcy, give it up. You’re humiliating yourself.
  17. Auntie Anxiety
    Avery knows nothing about her betrothed. Avery’s brother is a genius (as compared to his sister).
  18. Auntie Anxiety
    Hope there’s no pork product on the pizza.
  19. Auntie Anxiety
    I’m hoping this newly converted Muslin girl doesn’t have any kids. Please!
  20. Auntie Anxiety
    Off topic: Spent the day watching Money Heist on Netflix (Spanish with English subtitles). It was about harvesting dollars and even though I didn’t understand a word of the Spanish, it made more sense than Pedro and Chantel.
  21. Auntie Anxiety
    Caesar’s customer: Sounds really catfishy to me
  22. Auntie Anxiety
    Initially, I thought Caesar was going to be the TLC version of Better Call Saul, walking into the nail salon like a boss.
  23. Auntie Anxiety
    This is a great advertisement for her detective agency.
  24. Auntie Anxiety
    Filters should be outlawed along with cold shoulder tops.
  25. Auntie Anxiety
    Coltee is going to look sane next to this shitstorm.
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