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On 3/11/2020 at 4:42 PM, proserpina65 said:
I've seen "honey pot" used as a euphemism for female genitalia hundreds of times in Georgian and Victorian erotica. Given that at least some of her products are for feminine hygiene, I find it weirdly appropriate.
That's what I thought about her product. Kinda gross but it works.
5 hours ago, lh25 said:My annoying commercial right now is for Poshmark. All those women talking about how they sold enough to pay for a vacation or wedding. All I can think is "how much would you have if you hadn't have bought all that expensive stuff in the first place?"
I don't know why, but I kinda hate the woman with the long straight blond hair for that reason (I think she claims to pay for her family's vacation).
On 3/11/2020 at 6:49 PM, icemiser69 said:I don't get it. What bushes?
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On 3/2/2020 at 3:20 PM, Bees52 said:
Has anyone else seen the newest offer from KFC, the Donuts and Chicken one? You can get a doughnut/fried chicken combo or... as a sandwich, with two doughnuts as the bread.
I have observed that Wendy's chicken breakfast sandwich reminds me of chicken and waffles, but I'm not sure if it's the croissant or biscuit sandwich. I've ordered the former but it looks more like the latter.
On 3/9/2020 at 4:43 PM, BigBingerBro said:I just saw the one with the couple where the wife is eating a cone and she won't let the husband have a taste. Why didn't he get his own cone?? Anyway, I was tired of those other two guys anyway. I never found their humor funny. Maybe they are better uncensored?
I saw one in which a carful of women and a man who might be related are riffing the way they pronounce "chocolate". I kinda miss the two guys now.
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On 3/9/2020 at 3:05 AM, friendperidot said:
New ads on the old people channels are for some moisture wicking machine for people (women) with incontinence at night, so they don't pee through their incontinence pads and undies.
But isn't that what those adult diapers are for?
On 3/9/2020 at 6:06 PM, chessiegal said:Am I the last person in the world to realize the 2 moms in the Chrysler Pacifica ad (one chic, one disheveled) are the same actor? I usually half watch tv, especially commercials, but it hit me after seeing it many times they are the same person, and so says iSpot.
I wondered about that as well, but that commercial is so annoying that I ignore it now. I think I have the same reaction to the Progressive commercials with the sign spinner. I am so used to ignoring them IRL that I automatically do it for those commercials!
On 3/10/2020 at 6:39 AM, revbfc said:I’d like to send a shout out to the Otezla ad where a dude finally has the confidence to pursue that 3-way he’s always dreamed of.
Hmm, wonder how he feels about four-ways?
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Am I the only one who thought Dayna dipping Brett's necklace in the toilet and litter box was gross and immature (more of the latter)?
6 hours ago, Chalby said:I don't get why they are so upset about her insistence on staying with loser-Carter given that Stassi has had many a loser herself that her friends put up with. Why can't they just 'put up' with loser Carter?
The impression I got was that everyone was tired of Kristen's wild mood swings WRT her relationship status with him. It sounded like she wildly fluctuated between him being the perfect boyfriend and him being worse than Jax.
5 hours ago, MVFrostsMyPie said:I feel nothing over Jax boohooing over his dad and making his dead dad proud. Waaaaaaaay too late for that Jax. Like, you missed that boat forever by the time you were five, probably.
Why did Jax have his father's ashes delivered to him? Is he planning on using it as an alternative to rice?
5 hours ago, biakbiak said:Because she was crashing at Scheana’s apartment which is also why he blew up Scheana’s phone.
No doubt after getting drunk instead of attending AA meetings.
5 hours ago, Rbonnie said:Had a good laugh at Stassi having the vapors because messy Kristen had her nipple out. Didn’t Stassi make a porn tape? How come I remember but she forgot?
I thought Stassi's issue was with Kristen being drunk off her arse and practically falling out of her robe because she was too drunk to put it on right.
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On 3/6/2020 at 10:20 PM, OnceSane said:
"Jax's Last Hurrah". On the eve of Jax and Brittany's wedding, the rehearsal is disrupted when Stassi, Katie and Lala clash with Kristen; Jax tells a juicy secret about Katie and Schwartz's marriage.
Holy crap, they STILL haven't gotten married yet? And we still have a couple eps to go?
I rolled my eyes REAL hard when the reception turned into a murder mystery thing. I don't know why, but I think I'd be royally annoyed about it.
Brit and Jax need to get their dog house trained or something. I'm sure a classy place like Kentucky Kastle was just thrilled to have to clean up after that mutt.
What was going on with Danya and Brett? Was she jealous about not getting one of those gay Tom Tom tshirts? That's what she seemed most upset about.
I'm getting tired of all this Kristen drama. Is she miserable or happy with Carter? Why haven't her friends told her it annoys them instead of beating around the bushes. Wasn't she in therapy at some point?
Oh gawd, ANOTHER day before the wedding so they can sober up? These nuptials are interminable.
Has anyone explained to Brittney that mermaids do not live in castles? What is it with these girls twerking? Yuck.
Wow, successful businesswoman Lisa Vanderbucks was able to attend after all! I was totally not surprised by that!
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On 3/5/2020 at 9:07 PM, SFoster21 said:
Katy and Tom killed a lizard?
I think it was suicide.
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On 3/6/2020 at 10:20 PM, OnceSane said:
On the eve of Jax and Brittany's wedding,
I am shocked this ep's title isn't The Last Temptation of Jax!
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On 3/8/2020 at 2:44 PM, Rahul said:
Speaking of emasculation, Reza got his weekly dose of humiliating his husband in front of others this week when he told Sara who knows what may have happened if her brother was gay and Adam wasn't in the picture. I practically heard the "womp womp" sound effect on my screen when the editors cut to Adam, resting his head in his hands and casting his eyes down on the floor. I have to admit, I chortled at that moment. It seems Adam is doomed to always be the butt of the joke in his marriage.
I used to feel sorry for Adam, but at this point, I think he deserves it.
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On 3/6/2020 at 10:46 PM, OnceSane said:
"The Movement"
When Peter starts coaching for Quahog's minor league baseball team, he gets constipated during the national anthem and must kneel, unintentionally becoming the face of racial justice.
Is it wrong to have laughed at the fake Nike commercial?
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20 hours ago, mmecorday said:
Sonic has kicked comedians T.J. Jagodowski and Peter Grosz to the curb. Now there are random people in cars talking over each other about cones and burgers.
TBH, I never knew they're comedians, but I did notice their absence.
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Remember that obnoxious commercial with women trimming their bushes? Well. There's a male version for a shaver called "Lawnmower " that's just as obnoxious.
On 3/6/2020 at 12:37 PM, mmecorday said:Candace Cameron Bure talking to Charlie the Tuna like he's the Great Gazoo on the red carpet. "No time to eat, Charlie!" Then he gives her tuna in pouch, which she eats during the awards ceremony. The stupid is strong with this ad.
I've asked before, but don't those awards events like that one she's attending usually serve refreshments?
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This week, Dildo Baggins investigated a castle in Cleveland. I guess my workout earlier took more out of me than I thought, b/c I have no recollection of what happened.
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On 3/4/2020 at 1:26 PM, LibertarianSlut said:
I’m so sad that it took me so long to realize how much of a try-hard Dayna is. She is the Alex McCord of this show.
BWAH! That's a name I haven't heard for a very long time!
22 hours ago, LibertarianSlut said:I looked up the etiquette on bridal events, and there’s info all over the place. Emily Post is allegedly saying it’s ok to wear white to a wedding as long as it doesn’t look like a wedding dress, and The Knot says it’s “probably” appropriate for a bridal shower, but wearing white to the rehearsal depends on the bride (basically, if the bride is a bitch, don’t step on her toes, which would kind of make me want to wear white more lol). If it’s in the spring/summer season, people are going to wear white, so I will just agree with you that it’s probably not right for weddings, but everything else is fair game. Plus, Lala had polka dots, so that should count for something I guess.
LaLa was wearing a white polka dot dress? I thought it was a white fishnet material!
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On 3/4/2020 at 12:55 PM, heatherchandler said:
That Kentucky castle looks awful. Apparently it is named "Versailles" and they pronounce it "Ver-SAILS"
Carter is not in the wedding, they were waiting for Rand. He was probably running late because he was looking under couch cushions for money for fofty.
As someone earlier said, the Versailles is the town near Kentucky Kastle and I am not surprised it is mispronounced.
If they were waiting for Rand, then why'd they make LaLa rehearse with Kristen?
23 hours ago, heatherchandler said:Yeah isn't it ok to wear white at the rehearsal /rehearsal dinner? I don't think that is wrong.
I'm no etiquette expert, but I assume it's to make sure no one upstages the bride or confuses you for the bride.
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Apparently, The Shat has a new season of The UneXplained playing on the History channel and the first ep was about Oak Island, which just happens to be the subject of a candid reality show on the same network. 🙄
Anyhow, I thought it was plausible that the treasure exists, until they seriously considered the possibility that the Knights Templar had hidden the Ark of the Covenant and the Holy Grail there... 🙄🙄🙄
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As if E*Trade's wealth envy ad campaign wasn't bad enough, they now are trying to make me jealous of wealthy dogs. 😬
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12 hours ago, blondiek237 said:
I read somewhere that were would be a new season of screaming room after this season of Ghost Adventures
Boo! Hiss!
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12 hours ago, GonnahearmeRoar said:
With the move to Sunday, preparing for the announcement of the show being canceled. Thinking it may be time to pull the plug.
I'm surprised it's still on, TBH.
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1 hour ago, OnceSane said:
"Great Persian Bakeoff"
So, it's not about them getting high together?
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On 2/27/2020 at 10:01 AM, Ohiopirate02 said:
The copy with that commercial cracks me up. While there are a few pigments used in cosmetics that are sourced from animals like carmine, they usually aren't used in foundation. The trend in cosmetics is vegan so of course CoverGirl is touting this as being vegan. They are also touting this foundation being sulfate free. Sulfates are not found in foundation. But, sulfates are now "bad" so they add that to make their product look "good."
That reminds me of the time I got something to drink at Earth Fare, (I think was soda?) and noticed the can had these ridiculous announcements printed on it, like "no GMO", "gluten free", etc. stuff one should never expect to find.
On 2/27/2020 at 6:39 PM, SoMuchTV said:Also, I have to wonder, if your big selling point is being vegan, why would you put “milk” in the name?
It's not milk, it's "melk". See "krab" and "bef". 😀
22 hours ago, littlebennysmom said:Is it the Fiji water commercial that is narrated by a child? I hate that one. The pretentious copy is tedious. That "untouched by man" line always makes me roll my eyes.
I hate that commercial too. Am I the last person to realize Fiji Water probably doesn't come from the Fiji Islands?
21 hours ago, Brookside said:"Chicken of the Sea, infused with real herbs and spices."
As opposed to imaginary or fake ones?
(And while we're at it, I hate the name. For the longest time after I moved to the States I didn't even realize they meant tuna.)
Is that you, Jessica? 😉
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I watched a couple times, but to be honest, it seems familiar to me yet I always forget what happened.
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On 2/29/2020 at 10:46 AM, OnceSane said:
"If You're Going to Drink, I Can't Stop You".
With the wedding just days away, Jax must choose whether or not to forgive Tom, while Ariana struggles to find the excitement to attend her own birthday party; Katie and Kristen argue over whether Carter should go to the wedding.
- 1-800-T-SANDY. BWAH-HA-HA! good one!
- I'm already tired of Jax and Brittany's never-ending nuptials, but Kentucky Kastle looked like a cool place to stay. Damn, just how much are these people spending this season?
- Did Lala really not know that only the bride is sppsd to wear white at a wedding?
- Is Carter attending the wedding or not? He wasn't allowed to stay at Kentucky Kastle but they had to find a substitute at the rehearsal. Why didn't they wait for him if he's attending?
- I swear to gawd, I am startled every time Katie appears in a talking head looking like Jaba the Hut wearing a green tank top and a mop on her head.
- Flat Iron Tom was reinvited to be a groomsman but not allowed to stand next to Jax.
- Schemer continues to prove she isn't boy-crazy by proverbially poisoning the well of Dayna and Brett's relationship.
- Why is grieving businesswoman Lisa Vanderbucks still in town?
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Brittany: I'M getting married!
Jax: so am I... - When Raquel began to tell Dayna and Danica what DJ Muppet Baby had done to her after she drank too much, I was expecting to hear she had been raped. I'm finding it harder to feel sorry for Raquel because she's still hanging around DJ Muppet Baby.
- Who was the douchebag at Arianna's birthday party with the weird facial hair? He reminded me of the douchebag on a competitive reality tattoo show Joel McHale mocked as having a "vagina face" on The Soup.
- Lance Bass presiding over Jax and Brittany's wedding is such a total farce.
- I couldn't help but notice the wedding planner was also gay. I wonder if he replaced a previous one?
- RIP, Daugh.
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On 2/29/2020 at 1:50 PM, chenoa333 said:
My apologies for not knowing this (I don't always have time to watch every episode) but what is "Reza Be Obsessed"? More hair care products? How about "Reza Be Obese"?
I have no idea either but assumed it's a book containing photographs of Reza (just him, no one else).
13 hours ago, Naughty said:I’m really surprised at Adam and Reza’s house and neighborhood. While nice, it just doesn’t scream mega bucks! I know real estate is much higher in California, but by the way they spend money, travel and wear gold, etc., I thought that they were much wealthier than this house/ neighborhood indicated.
I believe the term is "flossing".
Family Guy - General Discussion
in Family Guy
This was an interesting "make Brian suffer" ep, but I thought Stewie destroyed his time machine and was unable to rebuild it when Brian died.