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8 hours ago, Jeanne222 said:
From the coming attractions next week we get to see her big bare a.. On a boogie board!
Can't wait for that!
Thanks for reminding me of that repressed memory.
OK, I did find the surf instructor's reaction to MJ bragging about her too-small thong amusing...
8 hours ago, Jeanne222 said:Paulina has to understand the only way the group travels is with the network footing the bills! Nobody has money to travel, party or eat!
They're flossing.
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2 hours ago, AnnieBananie said:
You could tell Paulina was PISSED that the romantic trip was becoming a group trip. I would have been!
I totally missed the trip was sppsd to be for Mike and Paulina, but yeah, she shouldn't have been surprised it became a group trip with Mike's castmates.
2 hours ago, Rahul said:Reza and Adam can barely stand looking at one another. It's clear there is no love or intimacy in their marriage and they're only holding on for the sake of public image. I also think there may be some merit into the rumor that Reza has hidden assets under Adam's name and now Adam has gained an advantage in the power dynamic.
Adam really disgusts me. The mess he's in is entirely his doing, but he never wants to talk to MJ and sets a hard rule that she is to never set foot in his house again? How exactly is Reza supposed to repair his fractured relationship with MJ? Part of me wonders if it is Reza who actually feels this way and just asked Adam to say those words on camera. If not, Reza is an asshole for being so two-faced and pretending like he actually wants to make up with MJ.
Yeah, I noticed their scenes together don't exactly exude warmth. I'm still convinced they both screw around with other people and, as Reza said it himself last week, Reza is upset that this makes him look bad.
I never really liked Adam. He seems to put up with a lot of crap from Reza, like Reza constantly reminding him that he bought the house and is the one who earn the money. Your theory about Reza putting Adam up to banning MJ from the house seems very plausible, in part b/c Reza's the kind of asshole who would do that.
1 hour ago, DrSparkles said:But why? Why would Reza need to hide assets?
What assets? His dozens of shoes and clothes from Forever 21?
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On 4/5/2020 at 9:45 AM, icemiser69 said:
She is far better off than the dude that is walking down the extra small condom aisle. Or as I like to call it, the stubby section.
Better than "Trojan Man", who looks like a registered sex offender who never bathes.
On 4/13/2020 at 10:42 AM, Ohiopirate02 said:On your second point, if I ever met Dennis Haysbert in a coffee shop I would never bring up Allstate. I would be quoting his character in Major League.
Is THAT who that is in those commercials? I can be "face blind" at times and not recognize people.
On 4/13/2020 at 10:43 AM, janie jones said:That reminds me of the Always (I think) commercial where they announce in the beginning that some percentage of women don't realize they're using the wrong size pad. I don't understand this. All the different absorbencies are on the same aisle. The pad and tampon boxes list the other absorbencies on the side. When you bleed through one pad faster than you'd like, you don't think to yourself, "Hey, maybe I should look into those other absorbencies"? Like, I don't always accurately predict which absorbency I'll need, so maybe I, too, am using the "wrong" size, but it's not because I need to be informed of the existence of others. I feel like they're inventing a problem.
I know nothing about them, but I thought offering different sizes and absorbencies was something they just started to do! LOL
On 4/13/2020 at 7:36 PM, Ashforth said:Rumor had it that the reason for the abrupt exit from Fixer Upper was because Chip had an affair with a woman who worked on the show. But maybe it was because they were already planning to triple down on their fame with their new ventures.
I heard Chip and Joanna quit the shop to sell premium facial cream. :-)
ETA: That's a joke related to the ubiquitous online clickbait and popups ads from a few years ago that were made without their permission.
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On 4/17/2020 at 11:32 AM, peacheslatour said:
Grrr, that Robinhood commercial, where the green glitter blows up out of people's heads. That shit gets in their food, hair, just everywhere. Just what you want.
Crap, is that exploding colored clouds meme(?) back? Images of people running through colored clouds got to be so tiring when it was a thing a couple years ago.
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9 hours ago, SemiCharmedLife said:
I understand why MJ would be upset that Reza didn't visit her at the hospital, but I'm confused about the talking behind Reza's back and why that would upset him so much- isn't that something that everyone does on that show, especially Reza?
That, and tattling on the person you were doing it with.
4 hours ago, F8. said:Mj keeps wearing stuff that 8 sizes too small. I might start a gofundme to get her a stylist.
On the other hand if she HAS a stylist (just can not believe anyone would be THAT bad at their job) I might start a gofundme to shoot that stylist.
My favourite outfit for this week would be this gorgeous silver and lime outfit - why didn't someone TELL me MJ was an olympic speed skater in her spare time..
And that hessian organic growers market bag really sets off the spandex beautifully.
This outfit was the highlight of the episode for me -= tells you everything you need to know about this week.
OMFG! I don't know why MJ continues to dress so poorly!
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I started to watch this week's ep but had a feeling a deja vu when Dildo Baggins and crew sang "happy birthday" to a young fan in front of a candy shop that looked familiar.
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20 hours ago, OnceSane said:
"Le'ing With the Devil"
Mike surprises Paulina with a trip to Hawaii for her birthday and invites the whole crew to come along; after arriving in the Aloha State, tensions among the Shahs come to a boil, making for one unforgettable luau.
- MJ and Destiney meet to bury the hatchet but are joined by Ali, who looks creepy and gross. I didn't know International Male is still in business! Naturally, this means we get to rehash the "Naked Jenga" thing. Again. I had to laugh at the irony of Ali complimenting MJ's hideous outfit.
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Reza and Adam talk about the "Naked Jenga" thing, again, then about not going to Hawai'i. Wait, didn't they go earlier and cut the trip short? Adam passive-aggressively forbids MJ from entering
Reza'stheir home, but apparently doesn't care about her husband, who broke some lawn furniture and scared him earlier this season. - Nemo and Mike meet to get unnecessary Botox, where Nemo first talks about The Letter.
- The girls have a night out at a cool-looking rooftop bar. Destiney arrives in a ridiculous costume, managing to look both "extra" and "basic". I am so tired of her shit. Not much happened, but GG was wearing this hideous purple lipstick. It's so weird right now seeing people congregating right now!
- Nemo sees his tele-psychologist about The Letter. I really don't know his backstory, but what he read from The Letter, it didn't seem to make sense. His parents divorced and his sister lived with his father while his mother sent him to live in Iran with his grandparents? This couldn't have taken place after the revolution, right?
- Everyone gets ready for the Hawai'i trip. Apparently, Reza doesn't pack light for trips. Just how many shoes does this bozo have? Why the hell does MJ have an assistant and why is she leaving her newborn baby?
- Gah! I did NOT need to see "Satan Andy" at home in his bathrobe!
- Everyone arrives at the airport for the trip. I realized that Adam was not present. Hmmm... Those leis were embarrassing.
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They barrive at the "million dollar property" at which they are staying, no doubt paid for by Bravo. Why the hell is MJ wearing an eight-sizes-too-small scuba suit? Holy shit! That "Hawai'ian greeting" is a great way to catch the Wuhan Flu! Was that an authentic Hawai'ian thing, or something made up for the
rubestourists? I've seen a lot of trips to Hawai'i on TV, but this is the first time I ever saw someone do that before. - Later, they're hanging out and I am finding myself yelling at Reza for bringing up the "Naked Jenga" thing again. Wait, how'd he know about MJ and Destiney meeting earlier? Oh, Destiney ratted out MJ to him offscreen. Why am I not surprised? Thanks, Destiney! BTW, I am getting sick and tired of them using the phrase "sexual harassment" to describe what Adam did.
- MJ and Reza eventually reconcile again, but I am sure this will not be the last time.
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It sounds like I need to check this podcast out!
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On 4/11/2020 at 3:26 PM, OnceSane said:
"Mr. & Mrs. Schwartz, Take Two". The group travels to Las Vegas to celebrate Schwartz and Katie's second wedding, but leave a heartbroken Kristen behind; Lisa shows off the Vanderpump Cocktail Garden; Beau calls Stassi's father to ask permission to propose.
ANOTHER wedding and ANOTHER trip to Vegas? Why the hell is successful businesswoman Lisa Vanderbucks hanging around with these people and why does she think I want to hear her humblebrag about her beer garden and the room she was going to design? Good grief, another tacky themed wedding with whacky costumes? I'm sorry, but successful businesswoman Lisa Vanderbucks bragging about putting her bra in Schwartz's suitcase so he'd get into trouble was... bizarre. Speaking of which, what the hell happened to her husband? He looked familiar, maybe like Lambchop. That was just disturbing. And then Schwartz was excited about having it? Did he lose the paperwork again? I really don't care.
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On 4/8/2020 at 10:04 PM, OnceSane said:
"Country Fried Persians"
Destiney surprises Sara's brother, Sam, for his birthday, but she sees a different side to him; Nema prepares for his Boots 'N Brews event; the entire crew gears up for the event, prompting MJ and Reza to finally meet face to face.
So now we know the truth; Reza was upset with MJ for revealing the truth about his marriage to Adam. Ha-Ha! (a la Nelson)
I'm so tired of Destiney and her antics, so I didn't feel any sympathy towards her obnoxious boyfriend. Are he and Sam (MJ's husband) from the same neighborhood? I had him pegged as soon as he showed up at the hotel room.
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22 hours ago, heatherchandler said:On 4/7/2020 at 11:47 PM, Ubiquitous said:
What the fuck was wrong with LaLa at the girls' pool party? Does she wear an apron while getting a tan? I was so scared that this was going to be a repeat of what Phaedra said on RHoA when the topic of "tasting yourself" came up.
I am sure I will regret asking, but what did Phaedra say on RHoA??
She puts sugar down there:
Here's the abbreviated version if you don't want to see and hear the rest of that convo;
(I was looking for the clip from The Soup but couldn't find it)
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14 hours ago, gingerella said:
How is that drunky mcDrunkster, Kristen, still on this show? She's just a pathetic waste who needs to be in serious rehab.
I am pretty sure Kristen was undergoing therapy and seemed to have been helping. Has she backslid?
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On 4/5/2020 at 10:03 AM, OnceSane said:
"Shame Hangover". Schwartz makes amends with Katie after their blowout fight, while Beau opens up to them about his plans to propose to Stassi. Lisa reprimands Danica about improving her attitude, Kristen learns she isn’t invited to Las Vegas for Schwartz and Katie’s second wedding, and Brett sets his sights on a newly single Dayna, despite Scheana’s emotional objections.
Peter was a total dick for trying to make DJ Muppet Baby drink at that party.
Hey! It's Max, son of successful businesswoman Lisa Vanderbucks!
What the fuck was wrong with LaLa at the girls' pool party? Does she wear an apron while getting a tan? I was so scared that this was going to be a repeat of what Phaedra said on RHoA when the topic of "tasting yourself" came up.
Poor Schemer. NOT.
I'll have to add the rest of my thoughts later.
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I keep forgetting to mention that in addition to Schemer trying to do that sexy spin while holding a tray of drinks in the opening credits, I laugh at LaLa posing next to her wearing what appears to be a skort with little pouches covering it!
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On 4/4/2020 at 9:16 AM, icemiser69 said:
Hands down, one of the worst commercials running (no pun intended) right now is the Pepto Diarrhea commercial. I don't think I have ever heard anyone say diarrhea so many times in one commercial in my entire life.
Is that the Pepto Bismol commercial that seems to imply their product is probiotic?
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On 4/1/2020 at 1:43 AM, Maverick said:
Safe Auto has always had weird ads. They have another new one with some young woman in flannel talking about what hot shit she is because she was able to drive when she was 9 and how everyone else is an idiot because they didn't learn until they were 16.
I liked the SA commercials with the weird nonsensical sayings.
On 4/4/2020 at 1:26 PM, Prevailing Wind said:I don't remember what the commercial was advertising, but early in, one of the guys was dressed in a t-shirt that was basically white with a very broad brown horizontal stripe, framed by two narrower red stripes. I was so taken by a shirt that looks like a Tootsie Roll wrapper, I didn't pay attention to the rest of the ad. Who would wanna look like a Tootsie Roll? Then I got to thinking perhaps the T-shirt was designed and lots of people liked it, subconsciously connecting it to Tootsie Rolls but not knowing why they like the shirt. Self-quarantining leaves me with too much idle brain time.
That reminds me of the series of Quickbooks commercials in which businesses owners have so much free time that they can ponder stupid questions like "why are pizza boxes square instead of round?". Really, it takes you any significant amount of time to figure that one out?
On 4/6/2020 at 3:17 PM, OpalNightstream said:Yes it was a space issue but it opens with it being piping hot and he just wants a place to put it down. Then suddenly it’s just not as hot anymore as they discuss wayfair with Kelly.
Just how long did this discussion take place?
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On 4/4/2020 at 9:42 PM, geauxaway said:
Does Destiney’s sister work in the medical field? Or was she just wearing scrubs because. Never know with some of these people.
I guess that's better than Destiney dressed up like a "sexy" porno nurse. WTF?
3 hours ago, Rahul said:Reza is the problem with the group. He is toxic, vindictive, reactive, and does not have one genuine bone in his body. What more will it take for these people to come to that realization and drop him from their lives?
I wanted to see this again because I could only "like" it once.
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I forgot to ask, but I thought GG had her baby, so why's she in the hospital?
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This week, Scoobie Douche investigated Haunted Hollow, a funhouse/haunted house, never stopping to think that their claims of supernatural occurrences were a way to drum up business.
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On 3/31/2020 at 9:16 PM, Emmeline said:
I like the tea pot. However, I thought it was a tea set. Apparently not:
$225?!?!?!?! 😲
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17 hours ago, nytonc said:
The last thing Katie needs are In-n-Out burgers and fries!
Get out of my mind! :-D
8 hours ago, LibertarianSlut said:Lol, Charli is the dark-haired one who looks like she’s 11. You’re fortunate for not remembering her! Anyway, she said that she thinks Lala’s so upset, because Lala secretly still likes James, and that “you can still like someone and know you’re not supposed to be with them and still secretly hate their girlfriend.” I was a little taken aback by her insight. I don’t think Lala’s been read that good in awhile. Although, a stopped clock is still right twice a day!
Wait, I thought Arianna said that!
52 minutes ago, heatherchandler said:Kristen can be exhausting. Sometimes friendships don't work out, and that is ok. BUT to be such a miserable f-ing bitch and exclude your former friend from a girl's night, inviting all the other women in the circle, and then make sure she knows about it is just cruel. It is hurting someone on purpose. And not just a little, but a lot. It is crushing.
I knew someone who pulled that shit on me all the time.
Does anyone else wonder if Brett's interview with Schemer was a ruse to get her mad at him enough to quit pestering him?
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6 hours ago, LibertarianSlut said:
Every time I see Charli, I notice her outfit and note to self never to order it online, as it may be tainted with Charli-sweat.
Did she say she returned dresses to the store after wearing them once?
6 hours ago, LibertarianSlut said:Charli made an OK point about why Lala would be coming for Raquel so hard.
I have no recollection of that. I swear, Charli is like some sort of TV vampire to me that cannot be recorded.
2 hours ago, glowbug said:I'm a little uncomfortable with Randall pranking someone on his productions who, presumably, depends on him for a job. The power dynamic in that situation means the person being pranked can't really say anything if it made them uncomfortable. Even if it happens at the end of production, if the person isn't a good sport about it they may not get hired on other productions. Maybe I'm just sensitive because I know people who work in Hollywood and have had to put up with a lot of shit (including sexual harassment) because speaking up could get them fired and blackballed in the industry.
Good point!
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On 3/29/2020 at 12:00 AM, OnceSane said:
"Prank Wars". Brett insults Scheana while interviewing her for his YouTube channel, while Katie hosts a girls’ night complete with wine, cheese, and a guest list that doesn’t include Kristen. Raquel stands up for her boyfriend James when Lala questions his sobriety, and Lisa travels home to England to attend her mother’s funeral. Finally, Tom Sandoval and Max toilet paper Jax’s house in honor of his 40th birthday, but their actions spark the beginning of an epic prank battle that threatens to derail Schwartz and Katie’s relationship.
- Thank you, successful businesswoman Lisa Vanderbucks, for showing us how to give boners to ponies.
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Katie's having a party! Kristen's not invited! What could possibly go wrong
ifwhen she finds out? Sadly, when while reading off the guest list, I totally wondered who Charli was! - I totally didn't recognize who wanted to interview Schemer for his YouTube page. Why the hell would he put that with his exercise videos? Was this a sneaky and underhanded way to get rid of her? Whoa, back off, Schemer! He's not into you!
- In honor of Jax's 40th birthday, Tom and Max TP his house. Besides being childish and a waste of an important resource in this new Wuhan Flu world, who the hell does it in broad daylight?
- What did Brett mean about never seeing Schemer's place while sober before? Oh yeah, they banged each other between seasons and that's why she's stalking him.
- Meanwhile, at stately Lisa Vanderbucks mansion, Lisa is planning to attend her mother's funeral. Wait, I thought she said she was unable to attend it, which is why she made it to the interminable wedding.
- Naturally, Schemer tattles to Kristen about frumpy Katie's party.
- At the party, Lala bullies Raquel for no decent reason. Damn, this is like watching someone kicking a stupid puppy.
- Jax, with the help of "Fofty", gets his revenge on Flat Iron Tom. I don't why Katie and Schwartz got into a nasty fight about it. Arianna demonstrates that she is serious about comedy and pranks.
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OK, here's the commercial:
https://www.ispot.tv/ad/dnTt/resolve-pet-expert-max-and-cooper
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Families Of The Mafia (formerly known as Made in Staten Island) - General Discussion
in Families Of The Mafia (formerly known as Made in Staten Island)
Frankly, I thought this ridiculous fascination with the Mob ended about a decade ago. I have no interest in watching this show but I saw an article about VH1 suing MTV for ripping off their Mafia hidden reality show.
https://pagesix.com/2020/04/16/mob-wives-owners-sue-mtv-over-families-of-the-mafia-docuseries/