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On 4/19/2020 at 8:07 PM, chenoa333 said:
So true. I too, wonder why Douchebag Schwartz never took Daug to a vet. Sometimes reptiles become ill simply because their owner is feeding them the wrong diet.
I wouldn't trust him to take care of my plants while I was away, not to mention something exotic like an iguana. He seems nice enough, but never matured.
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5 hours ago, heatherchandler said:
What is a PNS?
Pre-Need Sale. It's what they call those funeral plans made before you have died.
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On 4/25/2020 at 10:53 PM, OnceSane said:
"Til Death Do Us Not Part".
Beau stuns Stassi with a quirky but romantic engagement proposal, and when Lisa hosts an elaborate party to celebrate the happy couple, Jax and Brittany comfort Kristen when she’s left out of the festivities. Finally, Danica and the SUR staff go head to head with Sandoval, Schwartz, and the team from TomTom during an epic softball game to determine restaurant dominance, ending with James giving Katie the apology she’s always wanted.
- The excitement fir the softball game builds.. or not. I'm not sure, but getting porno shop socks for the game sounds like something HR needs to know about. Jebus, FI Tom certainly puts 100% into everything he does. Wait, DJ Muppet Baby doesn't work at either SUR or TomTom! Dayna is playing against Max! Ariana is not playing for her team, either! I declare "Shenanigans"! Why are Dayna and Brett are still talking about Max?
- While Stassi and Beau window shop for a mauselium, I remember they call them "monuments" and how they handle PNS in CA. Dammit, I was so hoping someone had swiped the ring. After Beau's trickery is revealed, they goto romantic businesswoman Lisa Vanderbuck's house for a party. She's cooking for the party? Call me skeptical. Boochie? Jelly? Hate those expressions and they make no sense. Once again, LaLa is gross. We discover Kristen wasn't invited but there was a place setting for her that haunted Katie. Lala calls Kristen to stir the pudding. I bet she was involved with convincing Caret to text Beau, too. Before heading to commercial, they warn us that Stassi's obnoxious little brother, Nikolas, will make an appearance to hand out sage advice and Schemer looks desperate.
- The guests arrive for the party. Who the hell are these people? Wait, the gang actually believed Shwartz had made a sumptious seven-course dinner for them at successfull restauranteur Lisa Vanderbuck's place? Really?? Romantic busineswoman Lisa Vanderbucks tells us she arranged for Stassi's family to wait in the wings at the party. How did no one notice the camera crew with them? TBH, their attendence should be a given. Ouch! Snarky matron Lisa Vanderbucks made a backhanded compliment. Wait, where is Beau's family? Meanwhile, people are busy forwarding Carter's text to Beau amongst themselves, not that it's any of their beeswax. Meanwhile, Nikolas laddles out his own producer-fed brand of precosious wisdom. Shut up, Nikolas. I could have sworn he already made his seasonal obligatory appearance. Britanny says she's jealous that Stassi had a party there. Better luck next time! Hey, maybe you can claim you lost the marriage certificate? Oh crap, what have I done?
- Meanwile, at SUR... the girl who claims to have never eaten pasta claims she almost ate some by accident at Olive Garden. Say what? Shut up pasta-girl! Dayna starts talking about Max AGAIN. Shut up, Dayna. You are so totally into Max. Lots of sexual single entendres are said.
- ... the next morning, despite her earlier protestations, Stassi has become a brizezilla. Yeah, Beau, you are in it now.
- Jax knows grass *snicker*
- The softball game... crap, is it going to continue into next week? Naturally, Lisa Vanderbucks joins in the "fun". Katie's just here for the food. Brett, you do not need to impres Lisa Vanderbucks. After the game, Ariana shows us she's KNOWS comedy by accidentally hitting herself in the face with her bat.
- Next week; yada yada yada
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You know what's sad? I couldn't care less about Stassi's proposal, but it's the only thing cared about in the teaser for this week's ep.
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On 4/24/2020 at 8:40 PM, janie jones said:
I don't really know what they're going for with this Jake business. The New!Jake commercial only makes sense if you'd seen the original one. So in making sense of the New!Jake commercial, are we supposed to pretend the first version never happened? And Original!Jake in the next cube over never talked to the husband? Or is the couple in some sort of Groundhog Day scenario?
Also, is that the same guy who is "Jake from State Farm" in that other State Farm commercial with all the insurance agents?
I wonder if they wanted Jake to be State Farm's spokesperson but the original guy wasn't handsome enough.
I hand-waved it as TPTB decided calling themselves "Jake" sounded better than "Operator #..." in the phone help desk.
On 4/26/2020 at 10:27 AM, TattleTeeny said:Forgive me--I may be missing something here? It's an '80s hair band named Ratt.
If memory serves, Milton Burle is in that musicvid b/c one of the band members is his nephew.
On 4/27/2020 at 12:33 PM, bad things are bad said:Even worse IMO is the one with the head on the countertop. HATE IT
Oh, crap, I think I've been under quarantine too long b/c I'm finding him attractive.
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On 4/25/2020 at 6:24 PM, princelina said:
I think that is actually Ken's fetish. Lisa's is calling them sexy and talking about "fisting" her swans.
Holy "vicious rectal swans"!!!
On 4/26/2020 at 4:18 PM, princelina said:She loves to call the dogs sexy and sex monsters, and when they first moved into that house she expanded her sex talk to the swans and was pretty gross about it. It is in whatever season of RHBH when she and Ken moved into that new house 😄
I thought they always lived in "Villa Vicious Rectal Swans", or least before becoming a "Bravolebrity".
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On 4/8/2020 at 12:49 PM, hoodooznoodooz said:
On WWHL, Lisa said it ticked her off, but she knows to focus on what Lala does, more than what she says. Lala has two pitbulls and works tirelessly at VDogs, supposedly, so Lisa gave her a pass. But yes, that was horrible, I agree.
I don't recall Lisa Vanderbucks being this willing to give the benefit of the doubt to Jax and Britany's first choice of pastor for their wedding...
If memory serves, it was all based on a single statement of his.
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23 hours ago, OnceSane said:
"Coma Guy"
With a newfound love for rocking out to Van Halen, Peter gets in a car accident and falls into a coma.
This ep reminded me of the one in which Brian did mushrooms during Hurricane Flo.
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On 4/10/2020 at 1:01 PM, Aim123 said:
Danica is doing what I used to do when I was a horrible person back in the 90s. She's purposely overcharging tables who aren't paying attention, and pocketing the cash for herself to buy outfits.
Sweet Dee did that on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
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On 4/8/2020 at 12:11 PM, StevieRocks said:
Did that disgusting ball-gargling hog just say she was a Michael Vick fighting dog? I knew that this soulless skank was a useless ape, but that takes the cake. I wonder how Lisa feels about that comment. I have a feeling it won't be long before she's back at the trailer park giving knobbers for an RC Cola and a moon pie.
More likely, it will be one quarter at a time.
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4 hours ago, chenoa333 said:
Villa of Pomeranians dressed in silly clothes.
Poor dogs look so miserable. Like they're wearing straight jackets.
Why do the miniature ponies have no clothes?
Does Lisa Vanderbucks have some sort of fetish for putting clothes on dogs?
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13 hours ago, heatherchandler said:
Nema's mom kept the sister, and he was with the dad. Unless I am remembering wrong. I mean, it's not like it's Sophie's Choice, he was with his father, who I am sure the mother thought would be a good role model for him. She probably figured it was fair to split them up, rather than one parent gets both kids. I guess I don't understand his anger, parents make mistakes sometimes, and often they are legion. But parents do the best they can.
I'll have to watch again, when I get the time to spare (heh), but I thought Nema's mother was in a hurry when she left.
I forgot about the new ep this evening, so I'll have to watch it in its entirely later, however, I may have injured my eyes at hearing about Paulina's "birthday tradition". The only traditional things about that game is that it invariably leads to hurt feelings at some point.
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This week, Scooby Douche investigated an old building in Salt Lake City in which paranormal activity increased after the owner discovered someone had broken into the building and conducted a winter ritual of some sort. Meh.
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10 minutes ago, chenoa333 said:
I realize nobody comes to this thread very often so I'm probably talking to myself (which is normal for me) however I was curious about something. I'm fascinated by the many speciality drinks John's bar experts come up with but all of those drinks appear to be made with LOTS of sugar products.
You get an ounce and a half of alcohol and the rest of the drink is products with tons of sugar. I don't know about anyone else, but sweet sugary drinks make me sick. And they get me way more inebriated than non-sugared drinks. Just MOO.
I think Taffer once explained that people buy more drinks if they are sweet, or maybe you can get away with skimping on the booze.
On a related note, the stay home and social isolation going on suddenly reminded me Taffer's stupid idea he kept bragging about that involved making narrow bottlenecks and forcing people to get super close. What was it called? I want to say "buttplug", but I'm pretty sure that's something else. 😀
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KFC's next "Colonel Sanders" announced?
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On 2/9/2020 at 8:30 PM, phoenics said:
Maybe I'm in a minority, but this is the best and most layered comic show I have ever seen. Just wow.
Just like Lost, where none of it mattered at the end. I was going to elaborate on what I wrote two months after the finally but TBH, I don't care. The biggest deal-breaker for me was what happened with Dr. Manhattan was ridiculous and when Lady Treiu's tower that was designed to withstand tornados, earthquakes, and hurricanes and last for a thousands years was destroyed by some frozen shrimp.
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On 4/21/2020 at 11:13 PM, LibertarianSlut said:
Here we have Lisa VanderPump being inserted into another scene: Beau is not even proposing at her home (I refuse to call it Villa Rosa anymore)
How about "Villa Swan Poop" or "Villa Vicious Rectal Swans"?
(The latter name may be familiar to any shrikes watching this show)
14 hours ago, Sun-Bun said:And whoever mentioned above that Scheana is a stealth bitch is totally right: I’ve never liked her or felt sorry for her. She’s your typical self-absorbed princess who only does things to make herself look better or to sneakily make others look bad. Period. If I were Dayna and she showed up on my doorstep with a camera crew and some sketchy psychic, I’d be calling the police on her ass!!
I'd call Schemer a stealth bitch but she lacks the intelligence to do it correctly.
I swear I could see little clouds of dust and rust exiting her ears when her plan failed and Dayna knew something was up when she overheard them talking outside her apartment.
8 hours ago, SFoster21 said:I am truly curious about what Scheana is doing with the eggs and all. I assume that she hopes to find a host to bear this child.
I assume Schemer did the things with her eggs because she somehow understands that she's getting too old to be a Hollywood person's trophy wife.
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Dad called during this ep so I'll have to watch it again later, but I couldn't help but notice that Kristen was doing all the work for their B^Witches o Weho wine party, yet Stassi and Katie were bitcing to each other about their business venture was soooo much work!
Schemer trying to arrange the pyschic reading was shady.
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On 4/15/2020 at 10:31 AM, angelamh66 said:
This episode brought to you by Vanderpump Cocktail Garden. Come for the drinks, stay for the lavishing of fake praise on the boss.
Bwah!
On 4/15/2020 at 12:57 PM, Kiki777 said:In Raquel’s defense, maybe there were two cheeseburgers on the menu? One with cheese and one with raw sewage, and she really really didn’t want to get stuck with the raw sewage one.
Maybe one of them was a mac and cheese burger?
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On 4/19/2020 at 5:56 PM, ByTor said:
Do you mean Constant Contact? I love this, and it made me wonder myself...who DOES close the bus door after the bus driver gets off?
They don't.
On 4/20/2020 at 5:54 PM, peacheslatour said:Has anyone ever tried the Teeter? The old guy in the commercial says it cure a multitude of ills. To me it looks like a set up for a myriad of disasters.
That commercial tickles me pink when he says "... and I feel GREAT!" and makes the most feeble leap into the air I have ever seen.
Circling back to those pandemic commercials, I am distracted by wondering if the parts taken at their homes were really done with a webcam.
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7 hours ago, bad things are bad said:
(old lady rant follows) In MY day, everyone got the same size everything, There was one kind of tampon (Tampax) and one kind of pad (Kotex, and you had to use a weird belt thingie to wear them).
You kids just don't know how good you have it!
And we LIKED it! </Dana Carvey>
6 hours ago, janie jones said:I'm curious, do you currently menstruate? Because maybe what I thought was an invented problem for the commercial is actually a real thing. They've had multiple absorbencies since I first got my period in the mid '90s.
No, I never have menstrated. 😀
I just never heard about different sizes in commercials before.
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On 4/18/2020 at 7:37 PM, OnceSane said:
"Start Me Up".
Peter's non-stop sweating becomes a liability at his company, so his boss tells him to work from home. Meanwhile, after Stewie and Chris cause thousands of dollars in damage to an electronics store, the two create a fake Kickstarter campaign with Brian to pay back the money.
Timely or coincidence? I cannot decide!
Of course, Brian is that guy who returns things to the store without a box or receipt (and got it from a previous return/exchange...).
So, if I am self-employed, can I report myself for sexual harassment?
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5 hours ago, amarante said:
I am not sure what the mystery was regarding Nema's childhood.
Did anyone get the feeling there was more to Nema's story, like maybe his mother fled with him and was unable to bring his sister with them?
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On 4/8/2020 at 6:36 PM, SoMuchTV said:
Just saw a tv ad for a local seafood place. “Order online! Drive up! We’ll load!” Sounds great! Then they say “all orders are cash only”. WHAT???
It's my experience that restaurants who only deal with cash are in serious trouble and cannot afford the transaction fees for credit card processing.
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S08.E15: Mr. & Mrs. Schwartz, Take Two
in Vanderpump Rules
I initially misread that name as LaLa and almost rolled my eyes too hard.