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Hey! Lucy’s landed n the shores of Dixon Falls…the Pennsylvania side of the river, dontcha know!

A few years back, Tyler Christopher did an episode of Celebrity Wife Swap, and his very odd food regimen (EVERYTHING gets weighed) and lack of interest in having a social life outside his house were the main things that needed to change. Tyler did loosen up a tad by the end, but not too much. He came off like a control freak.

It’s her second date with Hatman…has anyone brought up Milo? And what of Max? Did Madame Wu turn that flexible body of his into shark chum?

As a recently retired editor in chief, I can confirm that Alexis is qualified to run a newspaper/newsmagazine (Crimson is the only Fashion mag these days in PC). You do a lot of research and writing at law school, plus I’m pretty sure she was editor of the Law Review at Yale (or a different Ivy League school; I don’t recall). As someone else pointed out, she’s been researching and writing throughout her career. (How many fashion week presentations did Nina cover in her NINE MONTHS WITH SONNY? Um, that would be none!)

I honestly don’t know the proper place to ask this, but did I miss commentary about the abrupt change to the theme music? If so, my loss. If not, WTF? Whose bright idea was this? Is Frank now expanding his role into the realm of musical director? Was this composed by some dude he met in the supermarket? Sheesh! At least they kept a few thematic elements in it, but why not go retro and use the ORIGINAL opening music?

It occurred to me that Crystal must get paid more than Moss or Tulips because…hazard pay. (“Crystal Rocks Glass met his maker last night. Crystal Highball now entitled to his death benefits.”)

Am I hallucinating or was there a snippet of a preview that showed Drew ripping off his bulletproof vest in front of Peter, as if they were in cahoots? I sure hope Drew is playing Peter (and ends up killing him for all the time he missed with Scout. Olbrecht could watch.

Watch Sonny next throw rolls — two each — of paper towels at Phyllis and Jax. His generosity knows no bounds.

Someone mentioned earlier that Bobbie could give her grandson Spencer a room and a menial job at Kelly’s, but since when is she his grandmother? She’s neither SWWNBN’s mother nor Nik’s. (And forgive me for screwing up the acronym for his mother, but I — thankfully — haven’t used or seen it in quite a while!)

Just heard that contract negotiations for Moss fell through, and it has been dropped to recurring status (I.e., Jax’s coffee table). You see, Frank discovered Lilies in the flower kiosk in the supermarket parking lot and signed them to a contract…

You know who needs to return from the grave? Faith Roscoe. Imagine the Three Families having two wimmins on equal footing (Ms. Wu/Faith)?

If Willotonin keeps growing her hair, she’ll start being mistaken for Esme (and vice-versa). I can see some awkwardness coming ‘round the bend…

First of all, I agree that the Luke & Laura wedding was the best soap wedding EVER…but followed closely by Sean Donely and Elsie Mae Krumholz’s nuptials. Second, whoever came up with the best new portmanteau for Sonny, “Sphoenix,” as he rose from the ashes of The Tan-O, is a fooking genius!

I was in the green room during JB’s first and last GHFCW. She was lovely (and if I can ever figure out how to post some photos, I will) and MB was visibly supportive. JZ posed for some cute pictures with her latest daughter. MB — and let me tell you, I am not a fan — later begged the luncheon attendees to “just give Jennifer a chance.” I think she was off to Shady Brook a few months later.

Sonny’s secret sauce ingredients are aphrodisiacs like oysters, etc., so if he’s serving it to a woman, he can be reasonably assured that a seduction will occur. Those dimples don’t do all the heavy lifting! And now I will never be able to look at red sauce the same way, because Sonny. Ruins. EVERYTHING.