CraftyHazel

I used to complain about the stupid weather forecasters, too…until my little town was hit last Friday by an F2 tornado that split and tore us up. I still think they should do a split screen and automatically caption the show, though, because honestly…our power went out before the tornado hit, anyway.

Cedrek is an idiot.

Mitch was amazing! Five shots without a miss!

My girl! I had an umbilical hernia as an infant, and mine is also deeeeeep.

I would loathe Sai, so it won’t hurt my feelings if she’s the first one out.

I couldn’t read most of the votes tonight, but since Kyle is the one who voted Teeny, who voted Genevieve?

Honestly, I thought I was the only one! I have a little crush.

I’m sorry…I am honestly not a shallow person, but Sue is just so hard to look at, with those pursed lips and the white ring around them, her pointed chin, etc. I already don’t love her personality and her white-hot hatred of Kyle (over an early, one-off vote!), but I want her out just so I can quit looking at her!

Rachel!

Considering how much Sue hates Kyle over a single vote, it was a smart move.

Poor Teeny. Sorry, Teeny, Kyle, and Rachel are the only ones left for me like now.

I don’t understand Sue’s or Genevieve’s mindset at all. Sue doesn’t want to target Kyle based on his immunity run, she’s still pissed off over a single vote. Genevieve is going after Sol for the same reason. It’s Survivor, people! Do you think you’re so particularly special that your name will never be written down until the jury votes for you to win??

I think it’s hilarious that Sam and Andy screwed that up so badly. I was rooting for Rachel and Caroline to be the final pairing, though.

Rome probably insisted on doing the maze. He’s so arrogant, he wouldn’t even switch out. Please vote him out tonight!

Dear Survivor Gods (aka, the editors), Let it be foreshadowing his downfall, please?? Rome declaring that he is absolutely in control just must mean he goes home tonight. Yours sincerely, Crafty Hazel