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  1. The Dumpster Humper was eating the show and now NotBilly is eating the show. What did we do to deserve this?? Maybe I’m just beaten down, but I think this will end the same way with a deplorable character as the hero who exposes X (in this case, Ashland) and comes to Y’s (in this case, Victoria) defense. I do hope I’m wrong though.

    Another sullen child storyline… hooray! Am I wrong for thinking Chelsea needs to clean up quite a bit of this mess with Connor?

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  2. 21 hours ago, Joimiaroxeu said:

    But yeah, if CH is getting meaty scenes with EB where her character isn't getting tossed from an ambulance (pour one out for Maura West's Diane), and she's getting to hug and kiss Adam (because I suspect everything Ally has to be okayed by SC; come at me, Sharon 😏), then she's on fairly solid footing at Y&R. <shrugs> B&B's loss.

    Ah, Maura West. If ever an actress accomplished the Herculean task of turning Y&R’s horrific writing from chickenbleep to chicken soup better than she did, I don’t recall.

    Thursday’s ep was excellent. I guess I didn’t miss much on Friday.

    The Phack stuff will never resonate with me because at the end of the day, the Dumpster Humper will always choose the Newman name and the Newman D over good ol smilin Jack. This despite the fact that Jack’s presence makes her almost human. Not 100% human… more like a sentient catcher’s mitt, which is an improvement from her usual demeanor.

    Shick is pretty much a non-starter. The fact Sharon gets more riled up over the idea of Ally than anything going on with Nick shows she’s over that. Sharon talking about her “wonderful, loving husband”, again?? Sharon, honey… no one believes you when you say that stuff anymore. Literally no one, including Rey.

    Watching Sally be the GC piñata is getting tiring. Glad to see her give as good as she got with Grampire. The man knows a social climber when he sees one because he met one on the stripper’s pole 125 years ago and wifed her.

     

     

     

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  3. I’m glad to see that TPTB have decided to sacrifice Jack at the altar of the Dumpster Humper. No, I’m actually the complete bleeping opposite of glad. It was a month ago that Jack was telling her he was disgusted by her vendetta against Sally, but now his head is up her behind. Why are so many characters okay with this 50+ year-old woman acting like a child followed by her meaningless half apologies?

    They've somehow managed to make Billy even more annoying than the Dumpster Humper. That’s like scaling the Mount Everest of annoying. I’m fast forwarding most of his scenes now and I’m still saying STFU.

    The actress who played Elena looked really good at the event. How had I not noticed that hotness before now??

    I guess Solomon would say separate Baby DomBowie into 15 pieces with the way that storyline is going.

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  4. Well folks, I unfortunately must let you know that I sustained serious injuries from non-stop rolling of my eyes at Steffy’s nonsense in today’s ep. As for Finn, when life gives you a lemon colored irrational spouse, make lemonade as you call the divorce lawyer.

    The only thing that could make Zende and Paris interesting is if they got trapped in an adjoining barbershop/hair salon. And by trapped, I mean made an appointment.

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  5. Wow… they somehow managed to finish a moronic storyline with a submoronic ending. It dragged on for infinity and only came to an end because Stitch decided to make up an idiotic story about some old man in the store buying prenatal protein bars.

    I wouldn’t trust Abby and Devon to deliver a pizza from the kitchen to the dining room. 

    I’m not saying that Ray is the most inept television detective ever, but he’s close. If Mariah was in his backseat with a screaming baby, she’d still be “missing”.

    Thank goodness we can leave this nonsense behind and move onto… Nick and the Dumpster Humper. Yay?

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  6. 1 hour ago, Chatty Cake said:

    Poor Mariah’s got the biggest bunch of idiots on her team. 

    Two months ago… “Mariah is acting strangely. I think something is wrong. We should do something about it.”

    One month ago…  “Mariah is acting strangely. I think something is wrong. We should do something about it.”

    Today…  “Mariah is acting strangely. I think something is wrong. We should do something about it.”

    Three years from now…  “Mariah is acting strangely. I think something is wrong. We should do something about it.”

    OTOH, Nick seemed to not give a damn. Maybe if they changed Mariah’s name to “Dumpster Humper’s rusty (bleep)”, he’ll become interested.

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  7. And that is why I f**ks with Adam even after numerous portrayers and infinite crimes. He ran into the Dumpster Humper and managed to ruin her day with just a 30 second conversation. Even Jack had to chuckle at those verbal jabs.

    With that combined brainpower trying to solve Mariah’s disappearance, they won’t find her until the baby is ready to collect social security.

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  8. 10 hours ago, Cupid Stunt said:

    Show is so awful.

    I always recommend taking breaks from the show. My most recent break from the show was so lengthy that I still have no clue what happened to Hillary (I know it involved Lily), where Lily’s family went (including her husband What’sHisName), any storyline with this most recent version of Billy, how Chelsea ended up in a wheelchair, or how Kyle ended up with Dummer when he was with that chef. Heck, when Kyle said the name “Sharon Rosales”, I didn’t even know who he was talking about.

    I jumped back in and it was like I never left. MS is still eating the show. Jack is still being treated like crap by the women around him. Sharon still can’t control herself around Adam, who somehow gets younger with each new actor portraying him. Soon he’ll be in the same class as Faith, which will really make his kissing scenes with Sharon problematic.

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  9. The Dumpster Humper is such a complete sociopath. Why do TPTB think anyone wants to watch, let alone root for, someone like that? Her distraught dotter hangs up on her and what’s her first thought? Is it hoping her dotter is okay? Is it expressing some regret for how this turned out or her own illegal behavior? Of course not. She turns around and says to Blockhead (paraphrasing), “I told you I was right.” That’s literally all that this was about for the Dumpster Humper. She’s swallowing the damn show. Enough already.

    The most interesting part of this storyline with Sutton and his family is…… Oh sorry, I fell asleep as I was typing that.

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  10. What is it about Jack that makes women want to lie through their teeth to his face? And why would our dear ol’ Jack take anything the Dumpster Humper says at face value? Meanwhile Phyllis is who Jack always thought she was… willing to say and do whatever to him while always ready to immediately jump into Nick’s bed.

    I love Camryn Grimes, but I can’t watch another second of that nonsense. However when I see the idiots she left behind, I’m starting to think Mariah is better off in that room.

    Now that Tara’s outfit has been killed off, can we move onto the mystery of why Sally hasn’t moved out of The Grand Pterodactyl yet? The Continental breakfast can’t be worth the hovering felon who’s always in the lobby. Isn’t there a dumpster somewhere Phyllis could be catching a UTI from?

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  11. 5 minutes ago, nilyank said:

    You mean poor Lucy who was conceived when crazy Daisy forced herself on Danny to get pregnant. Then when Lucy was going to be adopted by Victoria and Billy, Danny wanted to give up his parental rights but Phyllis refused to listen to a word that he said and threatened to bring crazy Daisy back so that Phyllis could have her granddaughter.

    So Danny got custody of Lucy, and grandma Phyllis never has a spent a day with her granddaughter since he left town.

    I honestly forgot that Daniel existed. I can see why he left and never returned. Daisy? Ick… speaking of actresses I didn’t care for and that’s putting it as gently as I can.

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  12. 3 hours ago, Cupid Stunt said:

    Though I hate Phyllis with the heat of a 1,000 suns, I'm okay with whatever she cooks up for the public denouement of Sally and Tara -- Will they deserve sympathy or schadenfreude? -- <snore>

    Then I must hate the Dumpster Humper with the heat of eleventy billion suns because I'm not rooting for her even if Tara and Sally are collecting body parts in a basement somewhere. I pity her first born grandchild because she will somehow be more annoying and overbearing than Victor is with his progeny. And it doesn’t help that MS is chewing the scenery every damn second she’s on the screen.

    Speaking of Tara, she’s wearing the same freaking outfit for the 653rd episode in a row. It can’t possibly be the same day… when did Y&R become 24? Let that thing breathe. And by breathe, I mean cut it into tiny pieces and throw it into a fire never to be seen again. Oh who am I kidding? That ugly thing would reformulate like the T1000 in Terminator 2.

     

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  13. 2 hours ago, Joimiaroxeu said:

    Tara has no waist, no hips, and a derrière so flat it's almost indented. So weird to me how she wears outfits which highlight those unfortunate facts.

     

    A full week of her wearing that unfortunate outfit really reinforced her Longback situation. No one among us is perfect, but I would’ve asked TPTB if I could change into something else. I keep wondering who left a surfboard in the middle of the room every time she turns around.

    Will someone please save the Dumpster Humper’s dotter from the crime of an awesome job in a fabulous European city that she wouldn’t possibly have if her last name was Jones? Sometimes I think she needs her dotter around because she’s grown tired of burning ants with a magnifying glass.

    Sharin sure lays it on thick with the hubby. “I’m just so happy to have my loving, wonderful husband home.” She barely remembers his name when he isn’t around. To be fair, neither do I.

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  14. 2 hours ago, Chatty Cake said:

    It’s about damn time Jack went off on Ronald McDonald. Too bad he broke up with Sally though. All she did was recommend Summer for a job. Tired of people acting like she hit two people with her car.

    That’s the point that seems to escape The Dumpster Humper. None of this matters if Dummer doesn’t voluntarily decide to break off her engagement, accept the job, and leave GC. No wonder Dummer has the emotional maturity of an 11 year-old… that’s how her mother views her.

    I detest Jazzhands so much that I’ve been forced to switch allegiance and root for Captain Longback, aka Tara. (That white outfit is no bueno.)

    I loved the Sally and Jack scene. I also loved Jack telling Dumpster Humper to take a hike even if she’s right about Sally.

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  15. On 7/18/2021 at 11:09 PM, Irlandesa said:

    Ben has his faults but I don't think Ben would tell her he's going to keep her hidden indefinitely because Ben sees her as an equal. He wouldn't be embarrassed to date her. That's a Paxton hangup. Even walking into the dance, Paxton sort of cringed.

     

    Great points.

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  16. On 7/18/2021 at 1:18 AM, memememe76 said:

    I absolutely love the grandmother!!!

    I definitely did NOT cry when the grandmother described her last conversation with Devi’s father. Oh, who am I kidding… of course I did.
     

    The grandmother has been a terrific addition to the show.

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  17. When Hope and Liam were running towards each other, I was hoping for an out of control van to careen into the scene. But, it wasn’t meant to be. Their scenes were so stupid, one would’ve thought that Liam was about to be shanked or deported.

    Brooke… c’mon now. She’s cheated enough times to get a free sandwich from Subway. She can’t possibly have the nerve to chastise someone else for that. Quinn would have to bang Flo in order to match Brooke and would still be numerous affairs short.

    Did Carter get that jacket at a Temptations yard sale?

     

     

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