ashleytylerjohn

When Jimbo pointed at Silky and cried "It's Shea Coulee," using her cute little ghost clown voice, I thought I'd die laughing.

Just saw it for the first time, and really liked it, and even think have McEnroe narrate is hilarious, especially when forced to enthuse about teenaged boys' hotness ... but oh my God, he actually mispronounced the word "look," saying "Luke" rather than rhyming it with hook, brook, shook, etc.

I'm also a member of Camp Disappointed-When-The-Talent-Is-Lip-Sync. I keep hoping for juggling, fire swallowing, flute playing, step-dancing, anything else. The tops danced, did taekwondo, or skipped rope, and it was so much fun to see those additional talents. Lip synching is indeed a skill, and not everyone can do it well, but so is runway, and I'd also hate to see a contestant dress up, wear makeup, and walk around at the talent show.

Some of the posts have commented on how it's not all that hard to eat dessert, so it's a bit annoying when the judges commented that something was difficult to eat. Maybe it's just me, but I thought they usually trotted that out when they meant "your texture is unpleasant" or some other baking deficiency ... it's difficult to eat only in the sense that it's difficult to want to eat it. Like how it's difficult to break bad news (it's not really, how hard is it to say "your mom died," 3 syllables), that kind of 'difficult.' Or am I willfully misunderstanding them? I confuse easily.

I'm positive there were two other couples on the Cody/Jessica season (other than Cody/Jessica) who were duller than Kyle/Alyssa. I can't remember who they were, but they did nothing except agree with Paul and complain about Cody/Jessica. Wait ... one guy was named Mark, one guy had prematurely grey hair, and I don't remember the women.