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  1. umgoblue
    They don't. I am sure he was raised with nary a vegetable in sight, except of course those veggies like potatoes, potato chips, corn, corn chips...fried okra, fried potatoes, etc. ETA: How could I forget tater tots? And he just answered the question for us. He has no clue.
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    I brought my wife Amanda. FIFY: I brought my wife Amanda, the woman I cheated on and fathered a child out of wedlock. Selective story telling...
  3. umgoblue
    Quite devilish of you! 😂
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    I am not sure how tall he is, but I will break 700... 724
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    That moment when you realize you are not fully engaged with the episode because you leave to go tweeze a hint of hair you kinda almost feel growing on your neck and it takes 5 minutes to find it and 3 minutes remove it... 👀 Yikes!
  6. umgoblue
    Self combust in 5....4.....3.......2.....
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    How often do you have a repo man that you can probably outrun?!?! Hahahahaa
  8. umgoblue
    Hey Peeps! Can't be mad at Mrs. Butterworth! Comfort food...though I haven't had it in years.
  9. umgoblue
    Use Blinc mascara or Mary Kay eye makeup remover.
  10. umgoblue
    He's doing it! And his brother is too!!
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    No dishes either.
  12. umgoblue
    Month 10: he's gained 50 pounds....
  13. umgoblue
    Dr. P is old school. If he has creases in his jeans, he has to be in his 50s (or early 60s)...Call him Cool Breeze.
  14. umgoblue
    Do something fun with your Mommy... Cut to the park scene!! (it just writes itself)
  15. umgoblue
    Because they all can't fit in that hallway.
  16. umgoblue
    He is sounding like an addict, in my opinion. I am getting concerned. (and i just got here)
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    Will he relapse in the next 20 minutes (minus commercials)?!
  18. umgoblue
    Is he saying he doesn't want the surgery? Ummm...he should probably get the surgery. This diet is not sustainable forever.
  19. umgoblue
    Hey Peeps!! Been cray over here. I have missed y'all the past couple of weeks. Now time to catch up on this episode and y'all's shenanigans. Goal: catch up before the end of the episode. Lofty, but here I go....
  20. umgoblue
    Priorities, Charmed, priorities.
  21. umgoblue
    It doesn't help when the cameraman made sure he captured and shared with us "The Moon in Stretch Pants." It was so uncalled for.
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    Why does Dr. Paradise have that narrow ass hallway entrance when he is on retainer to see Dr. Now's patients???
  23. umgoblue
    SHE WANTS CREDIT?!?! After gaining 9 pounds? I can't with her tonight.
  24. umgoblue
    Dr. Now: That's not the question. Just stick with the question! Hahaha
  25. umgoblue
    She didn't lose weight, but she gained a headscrarf that she is wearing in public.
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