MsMalin

IN A SUDDEN ADRENALIN RUSH, 95 YEAR OLD VICTOR NEWMAN TAKES DOWN EVIL IAN WARD And just how stupid was Michael to not leave. He could've gotten security or the cops! But he'd rather die for surrogate daddy Victor.

If that wasn't the damn cheesiest death scene I've ever watched. But the Newmans sure were riveted. What a bunch of ayeholes.

Breaking News: Sharon Case did such a great job in her role in the last 2 weeks that she has been signed as the lead in the next Hollywood blockbuster:

How could all 4 wives watch Kody swim in that muddy swamp and then pose and still think he was the greatest thing since sliced bread? It was revolting. I had 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 5th hand embarrassment for them.

Am I the only weirdo that wants Clair to turn against the Newmans? Specifically Victor and Nikki.

Looks like its time for Kyle and Clair to buy this book. Harrison: "It sounded like you and Clair were having a lot of fun . Daddy, what is doggy style?"

Christian napping upstairs. They grow so fast, don't they?

Maybe it was an LSD mission.

The most shocking news last night was that Kody had sex in college. I was shocked that he went to college!!!! But seriously, didn't kiss his wives before marriage because they had to be pure but he f**ked someone before marriage. And then to further say he didn't tell Janelle or Christine. What a douche he is.

Victor gently places Claire on her new pony.

This ones for you Victor! Merry Christmas,k?

Are we supposed to be totally charmed by Nikki and Victor giving Claire a pony for Christmas as if she is 6? Seriously,what is wring with these writers. Maybe Mommy will give her a training bra. And why didn't Neanderthal Nick bar Phyllis from even crossing the threshold? Hey Mikey,did you ever hear of client confidentiality? There are better ways to shut up Phyllis,like stuffing an octopus into her mouth.

They are making a movie about Jordan and Ian

Fill in the blank: Every time ________ , an angel gets it's wings. Example: Every time Victor says My Baby, an angel gets its wings.