Wandering Snark

First of all let this be a cautionary tale of drinking a pint of rum when you haven't been eating very much and trying to "run" the game. Not the best approach for a clear head... I call BS on Woo being the only one wearing shoes. I enjoyed the yoga part, great displays there... of flexibility of course *winks* I noticed that TONY put his name just above the tribe name on the flag almost like he was putting an 's on it, because he thinks he's running the game. Today all you did was self-flush two idols and suggest against Trish talking to Kass about flipping. You tie with Kass for making a whole lot of show that amounts to nada.

Hey everyone! I just posted on tonight's Race. I'm a long long term TWoP'er (since Jan '04!). Looks great here too, happy to see people coming around, probably more as people might go to post tonight and see the bad news for the first time. Great to be here, even if it's just a silver lining to some bad storms *sighs* -WS

My first thought of that day was "Who is this man, where is he, and why does he have on such a jaunty hat?" Hmm... questions questions. Also, why the hell is Brandon wearing part of Rachel's sequined shorts tied about his head? C'mon we're just starting to come around on you two don't blow it now in a cyclone of green sequins! If Rachel hadn't have brain farted everyone would have gotten through the task quicker! Her lunacy worked against everyone. #readtheclue They really stressed me out with their heads outside of the trains and running over the train tracks!! Didn't your mothers teach you anything?? Gratutious shot of the week: One of the blondes shaking her hands in slo-mo making her boobs give quite the jiggly Baywatchesque show. Jessica lost points with me with her "You're only as fast as your big fat elephant" comment. Just because they are large doesn't mean they are also fat. This is why elephants get eating disorders!! *shakes head* My first thought at seeing hte Amazing Mat was "Oh no it's on SAND!! Everybody gird your achilles!" I hear in one Race someone got hurt in the sand, but I think it's just a rumor. Good to see Browsie in full effect during the Mat convo with the Country singers. Overall it's a shame a leg that so rewarded good racing (and so much chance for bad Cab Karma) that gave a lot of chances to win/lose spots was kind of a bummer ending as a NEL though. Great episode though!