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MagicEyes
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1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:
To this day, I still don’t know how the fuck you do a Wang Chung. Somebody help me.
Fake it til you make it! The truth is, nobody knows how to Wang Chung.
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Just now, sainte-chapelle said:
Lollllguys…drunky is my new word
Drunky Smurf is very angry! His very rare and valuable jacket has been ripped!
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2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:
Sorry I'm late, I actually dozed off.
This isn’t even worth waking up for!
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I kind of want a pretzel crust pizza, but I’m not sure I can handle Little Caesar’s. It might help me get through this endless show.
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Two hours of this…
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Best party ever!
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Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:
Sorry I’m a little late. Just got back from Turkey where I had a Groupon for a tummy tuck.
Did you get veneers done too?
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This is going to end with someone losing an eye. Party bus isn’t big enough for a stripper pole.
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1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:
Good night all. I kinda feel sorry for the Australian sisters, they have mental health issues
All that plastic surgery, just to end up looking like American Girl dolls. 🙁
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I’m not sure if I’m ever going to recover from the hot dog bun analogy.
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Did they invest in an ugly headband company?
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Just now, judylo said:
Did the preview just say their dad had a stroke?
It did. I hope he’s okay.
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Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:
I hope the camera people got combat pay for this segment.
They’re going to need therapy.
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Just now, Frozendiva said:
The stale hot dog bun is green from mold, and dried up.
The hot dog bun analogy is just not working. No amount of yeast or flour is bringing that moldy mess back to life.
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So does he get to have sex once every four months? Am I understanding this correctly?
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She has awakened the anaconda.
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1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:
“My whole body is pulsating.” Anyone willing to try to work that into a conversation this week?
I would, but I don’t want to get in trouble at work!
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I was not expecting that! The C-word!
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They just ran through a downpour, but neither one of them looks wet.
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Zach has a good photographer, because he does not look that good in person.
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Just now, Pepper Mostly said:
And how they sounded! Like a couple of eight year olds who were dragged out to perform for their aunties at a family party.
They should never sing without autotune.
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Here we go! Bachelorette Party!
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I’m going to have to watch this again to catch all the nuances I missed the first time.
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It’s so much worse live! Why didn’t they get a vocal coach?
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Darcey and Stacey Live Chat Season 4
in 90 Day Fiancé: Other Spinoffs & Specials
Her tear ducts were severed in a tragic plastic surgery mishap.