MagicEyes

I hope his new job pays well and has lots of vacation time for trips to Ghana.

I'm just happy that he was wearing pants!

The competition is tough, and in the end it might be Tiger, if she loses all of her money to a boytoy.

Is Joey the stupidest person on this show?

True love! 💖

Does anyone know anything about Tiger's other children? How old are they, and who has custody? Have we ever seen them?

Poor Tiger. All the hair bleach killed off her brain cells.

Almonds are better in Jordan.

I'm really having a hard time believing that the same person who got a huge divorce settlement was too stupid to protect her assets from her new husband. I'm not stupid.

Does Vanja have any clothes that aren't pink?

What a surprise. How could anyone think Vanja is needy?

Did Josko meet someone else?

There's probably something else that Joey hasn't told Magna. Like, he's still sleeping with Jill. We have to save that for the Tell All!

Joey's going to wake up with a knife through his heart.

We're not supposed to get any snow. I feel a little bit left out. 🙁

Can we start a Go Fund Me for a relationship counselor for Vanja? She really needs some help!

Bless her heart, she's not very bright.

I had a few days off, which was nice. Work should be interesting. We just found out that someone unqualified was offered a job instead of the person who should have gotten it. It probably won't directly affect me, but it will affect other people who don't deserve to be involved in this mess. I also found out that if I can stay at my job, I might be able to retire a few years sooner. I might need some Xanax to get through the week!

I'm bored with Sunny and Veah. Can we replace them with dogs that do tricks?

The Tell All should be a lot more fun with Magna! She's delightfully violent.

I hope Josko remembered to put on some pants before he went home.

Oh, good. This idiot is pregnant.

I did a little thrift/antique shopping, and spent too much money on a vintage rabbit cake mold! I went to one thrift store that had outrageous prices on their furniture. I'm not sure how they ever sell anything.

It's not too late! They can still break up AT the Tell All!

What's a better way to use $20K--a diamond or a BBL?