Hotel Snarker

Cheesedick Tim and Melyza: Tim made a mistake big time. He made the biggest mistake by doing the dirty deed in the first place! He is an idiot! Man or woman can't use I made a mistake excuse! It is a fatal mistake in a relationship ! Could she ever fully trust him? Second, always keep family out of your relationship. It’s for them to work out, not her whole family. The parents will never look at him the same for hurting their daughter, and that’s going to be hard on them trying to go forward with their relationship. Brittany and Yazan: I don’t think Brittany will convert to the Muslim religion. I think she’s playing a game with him and it’s quite cruel. She’s no intention of converting and she absolutely did know that to be with a muslim, she’d need to. Also, she’s a liar. Being married already is no little lie. Kenneth and Armando: That was absolutely the sweetest proposal ever! ❤️❤️❤️ They are so sweet! They deserve to be happy! I hope things work out for them. I just hope his family is okay with it. That poor guy seems terrified most of the time. That's sad. Deavan and Jihoon: I thought the apartment was great. But what is she realistically expecting from him?? I don’t think he has a college degree, much work experience, or any skills that will ever pay well. He’s always going to have her living in a rundown apartment because he can’t make much money without an education, training, etc. Amazing she can’t see that! Also, I wonder what happened to Baby Girl Drascilla. (Yes, SHE is the actual Baby Girl, and not Lisa.)

My thoughts on last night’s episode of Happily Ever After: Coltee and Jessee and Debbieee: I don’t think Jess overreacted. She got out before he could pull the shit he did with Larissa. He was complaining after she left how violent she was and how he was hurt because she threw her shoes at him. Gimme a break. If they were in the USA he definitely would have called the cops on her. Like always smh. And the way his ass tried to justify it-- she's just a friend, I'm allowed to have friends-- was just as fucked up. How many people have been ok w your "future fiance" lying to you about hanging out and talking to someone they banged recently? Not many. And if it wasn't a big deal, why did he hide then lie about it? Oh yeah, his hail Mary was desperate as heckkkkk 😂🤣😂🤣🙄 I was going to ask you to marry me!!! 😂😂😂⚰️ If you're lying to your potential fiance about hanging out with and talking to an ex fling, you are NOT ready to be married. Kalani and Asuelu vs. Family Asuelu: I almost felt bad for Asuelu this week. I understand that in some cultures it is expected to have money sent to take care of the parents. However, I refuse to accept that this situation is cultural. It’s the terrible attitude when it doesn’t happen that gets me. I mean with David and Annie- he didn’t have all the money for the dowry but the parents agreed for him to send it in the future. It’s the unreasonableness of Asuelo’s mother that gets me. And his sisters have been here 12 years- they should understand that he is financially struggling! What bugged me the most is when the mom said the wife’s parents have money...so I think that’s messed up. They have money and they also have been helping, but doesn’t mean that they all should take advantage from them. And also, Kalani’s dad is Samoan and I don’t see him taking that approach . There are grifters and greed in every “culture” around the world. Just as there are good and bad. The Bible is pretty clear about leaving your parents home and cleaving to each other. As a young country unfortunately here in the US our faith is being tested and every culture in the world sees it as a win to indoctrinate the US with their faith. It’s 99 percent of the reason for war either establishing faith or stripping citizens of any faith. We are showing weakness in not being involved or devote to any faith and that is a big deal to other countries- to them they see it as an opportunity. Here in the US we are free, currently, to choose how to worship. We can all see thru this show how important/the value others see in the faith of their people and they see us easy and soft to manipulate. All of that allows us to be manipulated. Especially women where most other religions and countries see us as nothing more than property with no rights. The strongest thing an American woman can be to fortify her foundation and safety- is a Christian woman . Grangela and Mycall: Angela is being completely selfish. True love would have her realizing that he badly wants a biological child of his own with his spouse. We all know couple that can’t have children and the fertile one decides they want the relationship more than the child....but Angela isn’t allowing Michael to decide this. She’s pressuring him to stay committed to her no matter what, to not entertain the idea of a surrogate. I can never imagine denying the one I love what he so badly wants when I know for a fact I can’t give it to him. Pole and Kreeny: Eventually she is gonna go back to Brazil, and I hope she does. Paul’s behavior is that of a manipulator/victim role play. He does not have a clue about life and even his own mother has hung him out.

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My thoughts on The Other Way: Jenny and Sue-Meat: They probably will meet, I hope Sumit will stick up for Jenny, he needs to show his parents that they won’t walk all over him. Jenny is a trooper I just love her💕 I truly hope their relationship works out. Also, didn’t Jenny meet Sumit’s parents last season? I think they’ll be able to meet this season, but it just won’t go how she wants. It sucks because I believe they genuinely love each other. Jihoon: I think he has the potential of changing, but he is not willing to change. To me, his mother is the problem, and when she snapped at her husband I was disgusted. He could see the damage his son was doing. Jihoon's mom would be the kind of mother who would be behind him if he committed an atrocity. She will never see his wrongs. She looks crazy in my opinion. Jihoon is a young, irresponsible guy who was basically thrown into fatherhood not of one child but of two. Mom has a chip on her shoulder because Deavon has not really disciplined her daughter at all and probably feels like she pressured her son. They never had a chance to even get to know each other even on the few trips they had with each other. You knew she was uncomfortable with him when she insisted that her daughter sleep in the bed with them. I would never allow that as a mom with someone. I barely knew that was supposed to be a one night stand and got pregnant to sleep in the same bed as me and my daughter. Ariela and Biniyam: Ari’s your typical spoiled princess and daddy's girl. She won't last 6 months in that place, and she definietly won't tolerate her 'husband's" job. She's used to being pampered and spoiled. You can tell it in her face. But I wanna know if dancing will support his family. When mom questioned Ariela about his finances, Ariela told mom to ask him. She's closing her eyes to anything she doesn't want to face. Cheesedick Tim and Melyza: She doesn’t truly love Tim. She is extremely angry and isn't going to get over it. She has a right to be. But why drag him there? I guess to be on TV, get money, torture him and make him suffer for what he did. She should have never let him move. She’s not going to be able to let go of the fact that he cheated and it’s gonna surface in every little fight and thing he does wrong. Not that we in Texas want you back Tim, but go home.

I bet they’ll be on Smothered pretty soon. Living in squalor was definitely a sorta condescending thing to say.

Oops, posted on wrong episode thread.

I think Janice is a “soft Karen”. Meaning that she does say some condescending things, but in a nice way. She was right to be concerned about Ari being safe having the baby in Ethiopia. But she does give condescending looks to Biniyam, sometimes. The thing that I like the most about Janice is that she can see the red flags. She’s got a point and I don’t think Ari can see this through. I don’t really think Ari is able to make a choice. She isn’t grown up, she’s just a girl in a woman’s body.

My thoughts on yesterday’s episode: Larissa-ee: This time I felt bad for her. Eric is a low life for kissing and telling! I think she was justified in confronting him! He is a loser.....he tried to justify his running mouth by saying they were broken up so he talked about their sex life with another woman! Doesn't that woman know he will talk about her too? That is what happens when you want others to take care of you. Andrei: He is an absolute opportunist and deadbeat! Chauvinistic self centered, entitled, lazy jerk. 👎🏻 He doesn’t want to work. You can tell. And let me clarify... being a SAHP is hard but you can tell he doesn’t want a job. Didn’t really want one before she got pregnant either. Angela and Michael: I don’t really think it’s fair for Angela to expect Michael to give up his dream of being a dad. Cause she's way older and he deserves to have a family. I HATE Angela always saying, “tote a baby.” She seems very removed from the subject and the sole purpose is to just give him a baby. There are always other options but she doesn't want him to have it with anyone else knowing she has no eggs and due to her age it's a very high risk. So they need to look into other options. If Michael loves her and wants to be with her he needs to realize she will never “tote” a baby. If he wants a baby that bad, he needs to leave her and find someone else. In fact, can someone please send Michael a textbook on the female reproductive system? With the chapter on MENOPAUSE highlighted? Coltee and Jessee and Debbie: LOL, I loved that scene where Debbie tried to call Vanessa just to spite Jess. They're all messed up. Jess is total green card seeker, and Colt is a loser. Debbie I liked in the very beginning but shes gone psycho too. She is a mean, and self-serving woman. She needs to either let Colt stand on his own two feet or let him fall. He is a 34 yr old man. He can pull himself up by the bootstraps and learn from his own errors. That’s the way you raise children. Syngin and Tania: Their marriage is doomed. When? They both have different directions. She blew it when she went to her voodoo class and said he wasn’t her soulmate. She’s going to be alone. They need to part ways. They're definitely not good for each other. And I hope Syngin stays in South Africa. He seems unhappy here. And also, Tania slurping the tea was just, yuck.

And also, he’s a little bit more drunk, too!

My review of S2 E9: Brittany and Yazan: I really liked Yazan’s uncle, he seemed very patient and understanding of this situation. I agree that Brittany should be given time to think through this situation, whether or not she wants to convert to Islam (she will probably not). But let’s not forget, she is also still married. So I wonder how the Family Yazan will react when they find that out. Deavan and Jihoon: There is no way that that Korean restauranteur “accidentally” served some Americans bondegi, when it’s obvious that they don’t speak Korean. Man, that translator was horrible. Literally everything Jihoon tried to say to Deavan just translated into something completely different. I don’t think Deavan should forgive Jihoon. We all know he lied, now how are you supposed to move forward? She should go back to the US. Cheesedick Tim and Melyza: I cannot stand Tim, but Melyza is a fool for staying with him. If Melyza is going to forgive Tim, then she needs to start fresh. She cannot keep bringing up the cheating again and again or else there will not be any trust in the relationship.

My review of S5 E7: Elizabeth and Andrrrrrrei: Elizabeth’s dad and brother were completely ignorant when they got in Moldova. Chuck wearing that USA hat really annoyed me. When they got to the dinner, my mouth was watering over that food. It was soooo good, I wanted a taste of it! But when the family sat down and started interrogating Andrei it was just all drama again. Honestly, the Family Potthast has never liked Andrei, so they’re just trying to find reasons to dislike him even more. And I TRULY dislike Andrei, when he said to Libby, “Hormones or she’s just being dumb,” it really turned me off. I don’t feel sorry for Libby because she allows him to treat her like trash. Coltee, Jessee and Debbieee: Sure, Debbie is a manipulator and will not allow Colt to love anyone else but her, but my goodness, what Jess said at the dinner was truly disrespectful. I would not want my significant other to speak to my own mother like Jess did to Debbie. But still, Debbie is a Debbie Downer. Fast forward to the beach scene, was it even necessary for TLC to show us Colt in a speedo? My eyes! 🤮🤮🤮 Also, Jess is sickening, too. (To quote: “Colt make me want to have sex all the time!” *maniacal laugh*). I don’t know why Jess would be attracted to - or even want to have sex with - the creepiest, most disgusting male on TLC. Larissa-ee: I don’t think it was necessary for Larissa to break into Eric’s phone like that, but based on what she found, I would’ve been suspicious and done the same thing, too. I mean, why did she even move back with Eric? Is she that desperate to be with a man? I think she needs to go back to Brazil and raise her kids, and once her kids are all grown up, then she can pursue the dream of coming here to America. Angela & Mykul: Man, Angela was just over the top with the vomiting, puking, and repeatedly saying out loud, “I’M AMERICAN!” in Nigeria. I think it could’ve been nice for Angela to cook a traditional American meal for Michael’s family, or for Michael to teach Angela to cook a Nigerian meal, or for them to cook together. But she didn’t do that at all. Instead, she just laughed at Michael cooking right in front of his family. And then she made his family eat pizza. No wonder his family is concerned about Michael going to America. She is such an abusive woman, and she just wants a younger man that she can easily control. Kalani and Asuelu The Man-Child: Asuelu’s apology was that of a seven-year old. And I wanted to slap his family in the face when they asked him for a huge amount of money. Honestly, they think Asuelu is rich like that just because he’s on TV. He can’t afford to give his family THAT much money, he works as a yogurt vendor at a grocery store. And plus, even though their tradition is to take care of the family, his family is basically Kalani and her two kids. Paul and Karine: Honestly, compared to the other houses Paul showed Karine, I think that new house was beautiful. So the only thing left for Paul to do is to get a job. And since he’s a felon, can he get one?

First Look Review: I think the reason why Asuelu’s parents expect a lot of money from Asuelu is that they think TLC is paying him money just by being on TV, and they want some of that money. Since Debbie is manipulative and will try to do anything to sabotage Colt’s relationships, I predict she will do the same with Colt and Jess pretty soon. Colt will never have a relationship as long as Debbie is by his side. And I also think Angela is old enough to know better. She is too old to have a baby. But what she and Michael can do is hire a surrogate to carry the baby for her. Plus, telling Michael she may have cancer and then going on to smoke her cigarette? I advise Angela to focus on “totin” a bit of respect for Michael, and not tote a baby.