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I hate this show. More than most other Disney stuff, every show is the same. Sydney does something bratty, dad calls her on it, grandma says your dad did the same thing, Sydney screams “hypocrite” and Dad caves. Yeah we all did things we weren’t supposed to do as kids, still means we should correct our kids. Caroline Rhea is wasted, as is the girl who plays the best friend. and now, because it’s Disney, Sydney is going to sing. Autotuned to hell, but yep, singing.

I’ve noticed in her THs Yolanda says something really dumb and then she just blinks and blinks into the camera

Yolanda has so much smugness in her THs. “I love him, my kids don’t understand, it’s easy for them to hate him.”

So...RM wants kids and Ed wants a vasectomy and he’s just trying to not tell her about? Yeah, Ed, you’re an ass.

Shut the fuck up Ed. RM lived on an island. I think she can handle swimming. You paternalistic condescending ass.

I’m impressed l sincerely thought Darcy would read that letter. Ed can’t even get in a hammock?

I think she knew. And I don’t care because if Ed wants to sap her of her youth and subject her to his mayo head and other tiny parts, RM should get something out of it.

You’re an idiot Ed lol. I hope RM and Maria take you for every effing penny.

RM sees her visa slipping away...

RM trying to figure out what her answer should be.

Stephanie’s voice is annoying, I mean...all of her is annoying but that nasal tone bugs. and please stop calling each other girlfriend when you don’t even hold hands. I mean kudos for not jumping each other’s bones 2 hours in but some physical affection would be warranted imo

I knew I’d seen Cher from Smothered before. She and her obnoxious mother were on My Super Sweet 16 so they’ve been trying to achieve reality tv fame for decades now. Grrr. too bad Cher didn’t find a foreign spouse, she could’ve made a career on this show.

Gawd, it’s Dawn and Cher. My least favorite pair from that trainwreck last year because they’re just so ridiculous and over the top. And in keeping with tonite’s theme, Cher is allegedly a relationship coach.

Still laughing at your pain, David.

I laugh at your pain, David.

Hey BGL why don’t you ask the other 90DF American women who married Muslim men? See how it worked out for them...Dinyell, Laura....

Oh wow we’re into hour three....I guess no sneaky preview of some other show.

That annoying chick who married the Russian guy with two kids. I forget their names.

My mother who was happily married to my dad for 39 years is laughing her ass off at this seminar. Apparently my dad’s mind wasn’t all in boxes.

Ivan, the criminal’s “friend” who he met in Mexico and stayed in contact with....

OMG Ash....women have always worked. Always.

You are also FOS, Varya.

Can we get back to Yolanda? I want to see her delusions shattered.

We met him in the first few minutes tonite.

Did I miss how Smooth Criminal met Ivan who doesn’t speak English?