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I’m pretending I didn’t see it....

That preview of Chantel worrying about having Covid as she has 30 lbs of makeup on irks me. dear Rainbow Brite...maybe break it to your parents off camera or when your alleged soulmate will actually kiss you.

Rose cut your losses. Find some other desperate American.

Raise your hand if you’re surprised Ed doesn’t like swimming in the ocean! also...I need never ever see Ed’s gut again. Producers: make it realistic...have someone else in the resort pool Big Ed you turd do you think she loves you so much she’s willing to forgo kids?

I wish we could retire “disrespectful” ....at some point every trashy person started using it when people said things to them they didn’t want to hear... also BGL and Usman? This is the kind of shit you should iron out before the proposal....

oh I see we're going to get hyper Daniel doing his best "my dad of 1 year! How I have missed you." Cue hysterical crying.

I'm old and still not acclimated to gender reveal parties. I feel like Carrie in that episode of SATC when she questioned why she was celebrating all these other people's life choices.

Oh but then how will she show us viewers how much he and Ronald have bonded and how they're such a perfect family! I'm on Loren mom overload and she's been on screen for 2 minutes.

I hate that they don't break the 4th wall with this stuff..."I'm going for a month." "We're renting an apartment for the month." You're going on 90DF dime and you got a month off work for filming. And shut the fuck up about being a single mom of two. You went to SA, got knocked up and had zero realistic plans about your future with your creepy criminal ugly husband. And you pimped out your son for this too. So spare me Lady Madonna.

Tiffany has covered up her shoulders! I am shocked. Did we know Tiffany had a brother?

dear 90DF producers...i love this show in all its iterations (except the quarantine one, that's dreck) but can you find something other than "family disapproves of American going to see foreign love interest." I mean...in Tiffany's case she already married the guy and popped out a kid ...whats left to "protect" her from?

thanks. Not surprised

I thought Laura was a well off retiree? Now she's broke? Or did she blow all her money on her Aladdin fantasy?

Liam is not great looking ink. Wonder what happened to their dogs.

Yawn. I don't care about any of these couples other than Laura/Aladdin and that's for pure trainwreck satisfaction.

they've been out of style but apparently not in the 90DF. oh is Tiffany going to pretend she's going to stay in South Africa again? How much of her and trained sidekick Daniel am I going to be subjected to this season? Grr.

So let's see....two babies, one with a criminal dad, living on separate continents. She's so smug for someone who's made a lot of crap choices in life.

I see her fondness for cold shoulder tops has not abated.

Ugh. Carly and Ronald. Not in the mood for that controlling smug wench and the criminal husband. Or the kid.

does Avery know Laura also has a gold wedding band? Wow. What a coincidence. So Laura's seen herself on TV and still hasn't fixed her hair. Lord.

Laura doesn't have a mattress?

yes Avery...every American has a diamond wedding band. No one has a plain gold band. Just you you very special snowflake.

how convenient. 90DF is filming and suddenly these 2 can see each other. I still hate that smug whatshername.

Omar looks thrilled. Really.

I can’t keep up with the back and forth between these two. Are they still together? Was the marriage legit because I saw in one of those slides she called Usman her fiancé. please tell me he dumped her ugly racist ass. It will get me thru the next few episodes.