Grifter Lives

Mike & Natalie, is this relationship over? Natalie: Yes. Catch up with me on The Single Life.

Shawn, the greatest moderator ever, expected success in her stretch-assignment of reaching reconciliation of the Families Kalani and Asuelo. She must have been doing lines backstage with Charlie and Asuelo.

Lisena thinks that her son owes her money.

Kalani may be pregnant now. Asuelo keeps on protecting her belly. And condoms are for slut-people.

This is from Reddit, a few days ago:

Her name is Lesina.

Maybe that's why Angela had to switch to the pink jumpsuit, or that's why Angela left the episode. Kolini and she rent the red one by the hour.

Here's Tiffany, commenting on the misogynistic culture of Samoa, when that's exactly her problem with Ronald, according to her.

Lessons Yara Must Learn from Her Castmates: Kalani: You can get pregnant while breastfeeding. Tiffany: You may not know you're pregnant until you're giving birth. Libby: Fluctuating hormones may be mistaken for pregnancy. Angela: You can be pregnant if you can tote an egg. With this brain trust, who needs a pregnancy test?

I think that Yara was the one who wanted to be on this season, with her storyline of "Poor Yara," and Non Jovi just went along with it so that she could build her social-influencer career. They're the only happy couple, so, of course, Shawn focuses on the fabricated drama of Jovi at a vacation strip club.

She couldn't let Ronald get any sympathy or empathize with Non Jovi. Tiffany is actually compelled to be a shebeest.

Jovi's relieved that Charlie was the subject of the, "You've got a problem with alcohol," intervention.

The questions about breastfeeding 9-year old Mykul should have been directed toward Aunt Lydia.

I am praying for @Trackdawg to produce the GIF of Ashley's friend.

Yara just made her move on Chuck. She believes that he's Scrooge McDuck.

Libby: I've never seen my husband in such rage. Yet, she's seen him around her family, at the rehearsal dinner in Moldova, and about every scene on this show.

Chuck and Charlie are partners in The Family Business. (The Coven may only be employees, although they talk otherwise.) Yet, they haven't talked in months. And, Andrrrrei and Chuck have flipped a few houses since. The Potthast family is so dumb or drunk that they can't follow their own dumb story. Elizabeth can't even act well enough to force a fake tear.

The Family Business is as corporate as the Doomsday Farm is Big Agra. Those stupid sisters should have voted Chuck out or blocked Andrrrei from entering. Or, Chuck should have dissolved the corporation and formed a new one with Andrrrei. Or, Chuck could have just sold his shares. (The sisters supposedly are married to rich husbands and don't need to work, unlike Libby, as they reminded her in her first season.)

She hit on him last season at the tell-all, or let him know that she would have, if she weren't already married. Michael, of course, thought she was knee-slapping funny. Libby looked appalled.

I thought that Jenn wasn't part of The Family Business - that is, until this season, after her divorce.

Andrrrrei always brings positivity. That's why they had to get out of his f-ing birthday house.

"Business Ventures with Becky" = Only Fans

Jen's dining room table is for show only - It has the same place settings as always.

It looks like Chuck lost weight. Maybe he just cut out drinking. But, Angela and Tiffany should be ashamed. Also, in Part 1, Tiffany said that she's having gastric bypass two days after this taping. If she had to lose weight before the surgery, she must have gained more weight than we can imagine (because she looks huge).

I hope that Chuck starts to blubber, just for my own enjoyment.