Lindz

So Emily really did have a rat's nest on her head?!?!! HOW DID IT GET LIKE THAT?!?!! 🤨🧐

Of course Cam would be all over the sex topic with the couples. A little too excited. Idk where that's coming from when they're in last place & he knows it. Wish they excluded that L&O hammock chat. Glad he didn't ask her the same or it was cut. 🙈 Orion asked to watch Lauren "put" her edges down. First the bonnet, now the edges. 🤣🤣

I don't even understand how C&C & L&O's conversations went left. How'd she go from him not interested in going to therapy to asking if things he deserve just come to him. HUHHH??? I would've thought she'd ask about winning her over/working to get her versus just thinking he's got her already because they're married, but no, it was general or is the implication that therapy gets you where you want to go? 🧐 I don't know what Cam was talking about being there for opportunities. WHAT??? Anyway, feels like Orion set up Lauren given he said the word. Black people don't look to say terms offensive to Native Americans. Why'd Lauren even bring up that topic in the first place?? Saying a word isn't the worst thing, how it's used is what really matters. WHY did Orion CHOOSE to be upset??? Because she laughed? I'll pass on that behavior, I don't deal with people going negative... How have they already run out of things to talk about that Cam & Orion ask what Clare & Lauren want to know?!!! COME ON!!! I don't recall any couple ever defining cheating, maybe it wasn't aired, but I think that should definitely be discussed before hypothetical children. 🙄

Becca lost me when she told Austin not to pull out her chair, "F the patriarchy." 🤨 Um. No. It's being a kind, caring gentleman. 😒 Clare probably would've found it nice.

What's reasonable for two strangers that just met at their wedding the previous day? Any physical closeness would be strange to me, so idk where that comfortability comes from. It'd make sense to put on a good show for the wedding guests & actually act married at the wedding, but after that, they're pretty much starting from nothing & it's up to them to get to know each other & build a relationship. Cam & Clare seem to be doing that, somewhat. They're still acting like strangers that aren't even dating. That's too far back a starting point. The others seem be building off liking their new stranger spouse & keeping with acting married even though there's almost nothing behind that.

So A&B seem very close & comfortable & B&E are somewhat comfortable around each other. O&L seemed super close on the bus ride, he might still be asking for kisses though. 🤷‍♀️ C&C are so distant & uncomfortable. 😬

Well. She kept it pretty vague and he didn't follow-up, it was just dropped on him out of nowhere. Didn't seem like she really thought it out & just wanted to let him know to see if he'd accept it & not to tell him how it'd affect their lives. She downplayed it, so he thought it was nothing til her friends said something.

WHAT are Cam & Clare doing??!!! They're so distant!!! So much for sharing feelings!! All talk & no action, huh? & For her to know he's not expressive like that & not try to lead in that area makes no sense. She doesn't know if he's attracted to her & doesn't ask him??? 🤨 COME ON!!! I really want to know what Cam was thinking on the wedding night. Did he really withdraw because she didn't respond the way he hoped to his remark? Just. Bizarre. Like. Weirdest wedding night, in the suite, no less. Has anyone just gone to sleep like that??? 😬 So disappointed in the way she talked about her luggage. It isn't "common knowledge" to offer to help someone with their bags & keeping score of him not helping & leaving her in the airport? No. No. No. Totally wrong approach. She should really know better. & why is he responding with one word??? Not good!!! I wonder if she requested those things. I definitely would've! Someone who's open & forthcoming with their thoughts & offers to help are definitely quality traits. Just. WHY is he being so stand-offish??? How does he think they'll get closer that way? WTF IS HE THINKING???

L: Where's your wife? M: Oh. We'll get to that. One second later... L: What's going on? HA!!! Ya. Get to it NOW!!! Nothing else to talk about!!! His runaway bride was kinda like a Love is Blind crossover. Up til that, I didn't think about someone saying no like on LIB. Hey, she didn't wait til the officiant asked if she said, "I do." .... I can't with that holey sweater!!!

Lotta unbuttoning! Austin's the first husband that needed a tool, huh? Cam's the first who got stopped. What he said was probably a turn off. Interesting that once Lauren was unbuttoned, she had to turn around & unwrap Orion's hair. Interesting first! His comment about her PJs was basic, kinda boring. Awww. He asked for a kiss goodnight, while Brennan & Austin don't have to. 🤣 Brennan's "compliment" was pretty good. Cam totally failed. Didn't show any care or consideration or desire to connect. Because of "lack of sexual energy"???!! So disappointing. He said such nice things last episode. WHAT HAPPENED??!! 🤨

Is Lauren missing a side tooth???!!!! 🤔🧐😬Thought I noticed it once last episode, but it's in the video they use to introduce them.

That bonnet moment cracked me up!!! Orion looked hilarious! 🤣🤣

Pretty disturbing everyone didn't wear seatbelts. What is wrong with them?!!! Did they forget car accidents exist or think they're immune cuz they're passengers?? So reckless. It's ridiculous.

That first dance was BRUTAL!!! Really highlighted the height difference issue. He had to crouch some. Oh dear. How did Matt & Amber dance??? They're the only huge height difference couple I remember. 🤔

I like that Cameron is actually talking about being what Clare wants & she being what he wants. Probably too many people don't even care about that, just care about what they want.

Lauren's dad made some good catches. He said he didn't date his race cuz they're bossy. HUH??? He was only talking about what he planned for HIMSELF, having a house on the East coast. Where was his new wife in his plans??? I'd be concerned too. Her dad said it well. Totally valid concerns... Awww. They're both constantly looking for each other. Precious!!!

Emily really has a rat's nest going on with her hair, huh? It looked bad sticking out at the altar. It looked worse & worse the more I saw it this episode. She gets the award for worst MAFS wedding hair ever! 🤣🤣

Wowww. Brennan & Emily want the EXACT. SAME. DOG... SPOOKY!!! 😬🤣

Good on Brennan & Orion for complimenting their wives when they met AND asking if they wanted a kiss. LOVE THAT!!! Becca & Austin's wedding was something. Very high energy because of her. She probably eased everyone's nerves. Some long kisses. Like longest in MAFS history? 😅

So Becca & Austin have even more in common! He even sent her perfume she already uses! How sweet that he cried. I think he's the first MAFS groom who has. So precious! & she got him a tissue! "Sex vixen" was too much. WHO SAID THAT?!?!!!

Wowww. They really didn't show her AT ALL?!?!! 🤨🤨 I understand the first episode, hiding her for suspense, but they still didn't show her or her side at the wedding?!! That's some BS!!! And why did they have to end there? Because it's a show & not allowed??? Pretty shocking she sent him the sword & crown. She must've met someone & wanted to see where that went. I just can't imagine her finding Michael so bad looking she couldn't marry him. She didn't even see his horrible clothes! Hate that we know nothing & don't know what will happen with him. I thought his match was Tiffany & Chloe was the alternate, but I guess Chloe was the bride and he's done in the experiment. 🤷‍♀️

Interesting. On the Aftershow, Lauren said they didn't air her friend asking if she was marrying a man or woman. I doubt MAFS would ever do a same sex marriage & how would they participate in the bachelor/bachelorette party? Exclude them altogether? 🤔🧐

Briana was quite something. I thought she was pregnant again. They should've said how old the baby is.

Welp. Guess Jamie didn't stop the verbal abuse given what he said to her on camera. Guess we should've asked Beth about that. Glad she finally decided she'd had enough. Too bad she didn't say no on DD like we all wanted. Criticism is one the 4 horsemen. Everybody knows hoping things will change is just a waste of time because they won't change. 🤷‍♀️

Interesting they didn't bother to air how accurate their predictions were last season & didn't even tabulate this season's predictions. 🤣