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I think the gist of the weight comments were that it narrows her pool of suitors a little, although weight isn't an issue for many people.

He's certainly stuck now.

Every town and village in Central and South America has a pharmacy, and you can buy anything without a prescription. I always stock up when I'm there! You can buy ANYTHING from birth control to Ambien to antibiotics.

This is turning out to be a pretty wonderful travel show, aside from the characters.

If that. I just bought myself a bunch of really beautiful semi-precious gem jewelry for less than that by a long shot. I got a fake diamond ring for $12 that most people think is real at parties!

Tiffany -- heavens, that girl is a wide load! Although the cold-shoulder peplum top would not flatter even the thinnest girl, maybe it is the best look for her. My heart goes out to her; she's obese, has a kid, is on her own with few skills. But she's got a lot of moxie to get herself all the way to SA. Who knows where this may lead, maybe it will be a learning adventure. It seems like sketchy hubby has a solid family that will at least take her in. But back to the weight; that much weight indicates some discomfort in other areas of life that lead her to eat that much. Let's hope she's discovered birth control at least. The Pill is a nice amuse bouche pre-dejeuner for the next few months, I hope.

Think you got that right! He's a retired cop, cannot harbor a fugitive.

Chantel's sister is the breakout star here! She's intelligent, fun, and has a level head. She also seems appropriately disgusted with the whole thing. She seems to have nice friends, keeps her cool, and dresses appropriately and attractively. I would like to know more about her! It's always the quiet ones who make stardom. Why doesn't Pedro evacuate this drama (he may have already; someone here knows how to look up GA public records)? He's got his green card, he is working, he's reasonably stable if not approaching ambitious. I just don't see what's all that bad about Pedro! At least Chantel seems acquainted with birth control, on the off chance that it's applicable. There's a reason Pedro likes video games...escape from the killer lashes and breasts already descended to Chantel's ankles. Those boobs...YUCK. And in the nude, she's already crisscrossed with gross scars in the bedroom. Soooo sexy.

Yes.

Welcome to the NYC subway.

I'd be SO DELIGHTED to explore India on my own, with Sumit to fall back on when he returns. I bet TLC agrees to expense the return trip home or it would be embarrassing...small price to avoid even worse PR. There are phrase books, translators (cheap ones that aren't cell phones few would steal), hold up your fingers for how much? Worked for me many times. I think there's some truth to Sumit's story, but not much. I think his parents would be much more distressed about the age difference than cultural chasms or race/religion. They want grandchildren.

No way he can ever make money. He's so hapless he'll gator-flop into the jaws of a croc and that'll be that. On the Amazon, on the piranas hear you scream when someone pushes you off a boat. Her parents seem grateful she's back home, will take care of her, and they're just counting the days. Of course Dad (cop) will turn him in. There is a police dept right there in that town.

I think the visa thing is probably it but possibly the other, too, although I doubt Qatar would give a fig. Poor Laura really is an idiot. If I were she, I'd jet home and change my name...also I think she's Canadian, now that I think about it. Laura, hun, this is a culture that amputates women's clitori...whatever makes you think he wants to stimulate it?

Poll hiding out in Careening's hometown down the Amazon...um, Careenings father is a retired cop. He would surely be obligated to report Poll's presence. And even if Poll didn't fess up, Dad would have to wonder why they came back there. I got the distinct impression that Dad was thrilled to eject her into someone else's budget. Now he's stuck with three of 'em! Seems like a darn nice man, too.

Would the US have any way of knowing about a Qatar marriage? Couldn't she just go home and operate as a single person?

Where is the live thread?

Surely Nicole will want to, but Newton is against her. She'll sit there knowingly squinting while munching an apple entire cheesecake.

Pleasantly surprised that Ecuador guy can actually drive a stick. Engebao looks beautiful, he's an idiot for complaining! And Evil-Lynn, wow, she has the cameltoe perfected!

Dying. Snorting.

I'm quite mystified as what we are supposed to respect her for.

On this show, the obsession with long, stringy, greasy hair is beyond comprehension. Most of these women ignore their health and end up with mountainous, dimpled, aorta-clogged bodies, and then they paste on hilarious spider eyelashes, eagle nail talons, and again, all that disgusting stringy hair that is probably all over their houses, food, and in their ass cracks, not to mention the gross synthetic "hair" twine riddling their cats' hairballs (I assume they all have lots of cats). And everyone apparently has to arrange their long mops on either side of their enormous fake boobs at every opportunity. Yuck.

I think Pedro is fairly earnest and responsible, and found a job immediately when it was legal. He made a bad wife choice; Chantal is just impossible.

"Disrespect" is a popular new term bandied about by those with no accomplishments who deserve zero respect these days.

This is my precise reaction to this ad. I hate it and want it off the air. Gross. I'm going to write a letter to the company. I find the ad incredibly disturbing, and the man who abused me died four decades ago.

Why the Moldovan wedding? Weren't Andrei and Libby married over a year ago and now they have a child? Did they forget they had a wedding? I'm so confused.