littlebennysmom

As someone who has had multiple surgeries by lots of different surgeons, that isn't my experience. I've even had other doctors look at a particularly ugly scar from 20 years ago and say, "who did THAT?!"

If he performs a boob lift with the same attention to detail as the rest of his surgeries, hard pass. It's surprising how unskilled he is at stitching. Still love him, dis munt and every munt.

GD Haribo! Anyone else think the beginning line sounds like they're saying "let's Taco Bell Haribo Gold bears!" (I think she's actually saying "let's talk about Haribo Gold bears", but who tf knows with that stupid crap.)

Gah, that Samsung S10 commercial with the song lyrics, "How you like dah? How you like dah? How you like dah? What chyou think of me now?" over and over. Screw you, Samsung!

Just catching up with this show through reruns, I realize it first aired well over a year ago, but... Jesus, could Jay have been stupider? He somehow didn't notice his "girlfriend" was paying for her living quarters through drug deals, made ridiculous wang-based decisions, and put the whole team in a hugely compromising position. At the very least, Voight should have had him drug tested and demoted him. It was satisfying to see Ruzek tell off Bubba Gump.

Or print out lots of copies of this and plaster it all over the refrigerator...

Except Clinton and Stacy won't ever appear on screen together again, according to Clinton. His snark on Stacy London is hilarious.

Except "Limu eeeeeemu....and Doug" is a clunker. I have to change the channel or mute the tv when that dumb crap comes on.

Oh my God, that mass that came off of Liz! 15 lbs, ffs!

The grandfather's reaction to his grandson dying? "Okay, thanks for calling." What. The. F*ck.

The thing is there's not a facility in the US that could deal with all of his complex issues. The amount of specialists he'd require aren't contained in one facility. I know a mental ward would be utterly helpless to deal with any of his physical issues.

I bet he gained that 188 again and more.

You GO with that vocab -- "anvilicious" is a new one for me!

Yes, my braless soul sister!!

Dark chocolate caramel Riesens are also the devil.

Or Lee last week. Misshapen motherf*cker.

That would have required clothes. And shoes.

The church folk only got Munchausen Mom's viewpoint which, now that I think about it, would be FASCINATING to hear.

He said he fell, probably wearing only a filthy sheet, and had to call 911.

God, I've often wondered what kind of crazy stuff food delivery people see. They're the real MVPs.

1,003 lbs? Wow, that's Robert Earl Hughes level!

YooLee is a sow-ware poos. Also, she is bettair than vous, moi and toutes les personnes.

* Portmanteau

He's so freaking lumpy, his delusion is as strong as his smell.

I was thinking that I've never seen love handles on anyone's neck before. Ungodly.