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Stu and Evan were stripped naked and hosed down when Miriam falsified the radiation detection by increasing the sensitivity on the GM Detector.

That, in my opinion, is not true at all. Every season is connected. It's a complex story. Like how Pepper was institutionalized at Briarcliff, but then rescued by Elsa Mars. Or how Queenie from Coven won a spot on a game show and was fed on by a vampire at the Hotel Cortez. It's essentially a cinematic universe in the making. The fact that it can be random at times doesn't really help in understanding that universe one hundred percent, but that doesn't necessarily mean that there isn't 'cohesive story-telling'. On the wiki page, it said 'cyborg'. I was apprehensive about the show when I first was introduced to it back in like sophomore year of high school (2015). Couldn't make it past the first couple of episodes of season one. For some reason, however, I ended up rewatching the show in December of 2017. From start to finish. I absolutely loved it. I even started to download the songs from the show, and I even have an American Horror Story playlist that I listen to every so often (i.e. Life On Mars, Tonight You Belong To Me, Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft, etc.) While I am a fan of the show, I will say that some seasons are better than others, and some actors are more appreciated by me than others. For instance, I really only didn't like Cult or Roanoke or Hotel. But I mainly don't like those seasons because Jessica isn't in them. I did watch them, on the other hand, because Finn was in some of them and Evan was in all of them. That's just my input on all of these thoughts and concerns, though, so feel free to skip right on over me.

I doubt anyone is going to yell at you. I posted this play by play of episode two HOURS before it aired on TV because I got it early on my FireTV stick for somereaason and watched it at 5PM. If they wanna be mad at you, they gotta be mad at me first :)

Emily screams after finding snakes in her closet. The scream alerts Miriam, who then proceeds to kill and cook the snakes. When dinner is served, some of the purples begin to complain about the snakes being the only thing for dinner. Langdon, the COOPERATIVE representative, tells the remaining survivors that he must evaluate them to see who he should take, if anyone, to The Sanctuary. Coco insults Mr. Gallant's grandmother Evie ("You were fifty-two when Elvis took his last shit!"). Mr. Gallant, who volunteered for first interrogation, is then questioned and quite possibly flirted with by Langdon. Emily contemplates leaving the outpost with Timothy and tries to convince him of a plan she believes is foolproof. Mr. Gallant is then approached by a man in a rubber body suit whom he believes is Langdon. They fuck. Evie catches them in the act in a scene that resembles Rubber Man fucking Vivian Harmon, except Evan Peters is playing a bottom and is being fucked doggy style. Evie then turns to Miriam and tells her that her grandson broke the abstinence rule. Timothy and Emily sneak into Langdon's room in search of a map to The Sanctuary. They find a report on the rules that Venable made up. Unbeknownst to them, the rubber man from earlier was watching them from the ceiling. Langdon then confronts Ms. Venable about her made-up rules and is insulted. Her fighting spirit brings him to admire her and he gives her advice about seeing the world as it was. He tells her what he saw along the way to the outpost, and how the radiation after the blast had killed a woman's child and drove her to beg for death. Ms. Venable gives her input on who didn't deserve to go to The Sanctuary. Langdon proposes an alliance, and convinces her to unzip her dress. A deformity with her spine is revealed and he questions her about it. Miriam interrupts and tells Ms. Venable about Mr. Gallant's activities. Ms. Venable believes that Mr. Gallant was familiar with Langdon before his arrival and that the two of them were up to something. She has Mr. Gallant bound and whipped semi-nude as she questions his motives. He takes the whipping as a tribute to his gay role models through history. Ms. Venable ceases the punishment because Gallant was 'enjoying it'. Langdon shows up and, while alone with Mr. Gallant, confesses to not having sex with him ("I wouldn't fuck you if you were the last man on earth."). He then calls Gallant needy and desperate and pathetic. He tells him that it was his grandmother who reported him and convinces him that his grandmother wanted him dead and gone. Gallant is then freed and Langdon leaves. Gallant interrupts Coco (and Mallory) yet again insulting Evie and Dinah, and he tells her that she has lived a full life, that he had not, and trying to get him killed was a shitty move. She calls him a screw up, an addict, and tells him that his parents didn't want him. She then tells him that her life has more value than his. Timothy and Emily choose to no longer abide by the abstinence rule and are watched by the rubber man. In the next scene, Mr. Gallant is alone once again with the rubber man. Miriam finds Emily and Timothy in the same bed and she drags Emily away as Erika Ervin's character (who I've just been calling the henchwoman) collects Timothy. Mr. Gallant straddles the rubber man and impales him with a pair of scissors. The door creaks open revealing Langdon, and then Mr. Gallant looks back at the rubber man, except it was really Evie; Mr. Gallant has killed his Nana. Venable stands before the kids, ready to instill a punishment, but Timothy confronts her about her "bullshit rules", revealing that they had found Langdon's notes on his laptop. Emily calls Ms. Venable sick, and she is backhanded by the henchwoman. Venable has the children taken away to where Stu was killed. Just before being shot, Timothy attacks his shooter with the contamination hose and steals the gun. He aims and fires it at Miriam, but is knocked out by the henchwoman. Miriam reveals her wound in the hallway when she is alone. Her skin, which appears to be manufactured material, leaks a soupy white substance.