Wanda

That green shirt needs to be burned with that gas soaked drawers

Don’t ask if you can’t handle the truth

Do you think he shaves his head to look thinner?

Good on Jessica making him help bring in groceries.

I’ve never understood how the people on these shows can just sit and eat while staring blankly. I physically can’t eat without reading. Even watching TV doesn’t work. That’s why I hate eating out with people. Luckily everyone is on their phones now.

He’s already reminding me of Tracy, who carried 400 lbs of her weight in her bottom half and didn’t get surgery because of that. She lost the weight through dieting before getting skin surgery.

He has the thinnest starting weight face they’ve ever featured

They’re huge increased walk is meandering the carport. I don’t foresee a second follow up episode on this person’s success

At least she isn’t blaming oranges

Oh honey, they know it’s real when they smell your garlic bread farts

Nicotine patches maybe? Or bandaids covering particularly icky bleeding splotches

Yeah. bINGO!

Do we have yet another husband who mysteriously doesn’t drive?

I call a specialist and it takes Months to get an appt. these people call and get an appt the next day...and have to plan a 37 hr drive (counting stops through drive thus and time to pee in bottles) to be late to them. And probably don’t even have insurance. If I wasn’t married I’d really be complaining about the unfairness of not being a poundticipant 😞

A physician that heals herself has a fool for a patient. Works for therapists too

Obviously your parents didn’t neglect you properly and let you wear hats to cover the horrific thing that happened to you instead of giving you chocolate cakes to compensate

I’ve gotten really jaded 8 seasons in. I never believe the men who say it was the wonderful personalities of the women that attracted them and I tend to,look askew at the stories of rape, parental abuse and bad haircuts that forced these people to become 700 lbs.

We spend too much time together... nah. It just means we’ve found our peeps

What the frack is in that pizza box?

It’s the drinking game of the evening

You’re a stronger person than I lol

Jack Spratt and his wife live!

She wants something to eat WHILE breakfast is being cooked? Aaaaaand we’re off

I prepped by rereading Annie J’s comments to heat up and then watching Diana’s WATN to get a mellow buzz on.

The final episodes the screen will suddenly go blank and then we will see Michael wake up In a king size bed, next to Shelly Long, and say, “Diane, you won’t believe the dream I just had. I was a demon...”