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sooo does this mean david is “unfired”? he will be filiming & intimidating everyone again?

i feel like i am the only one that noticed all the laundry on nova’s bed & that it was most likely clean underwear. which means its just a triangle of fabric & i was actually surprised at her making a joke about it. ??‍♀️ and i was surprised at her for being so mature & for putting nova first. i was honestly moved a little that she didn’t want to take nova’s relationship with her dad away from her. idk the whole thing seemed real & relatable & it was the first time i have ever seen brianna thinking of others first.

@Snarky McSnarky thank u, bless u. ??

DAMNIT! i wanted to read them & i have been busy all day, i was looking forward to this lol.

chelsea’s reaction bothered me too & i’m glad to see i’m not the only one who felt that way.

i am not caught up on this thread yet but i just wanted to say nova is the cutest & her laughter is infectious, it made me smile. and it was the happiest i have pretty much ever seen her.

i’m sure its been said already but i felt like colin was just trying to be sarcastic & funny with the rat story, he knew the cameras were there. he probably knew babs would give him that look. i also have some gross childhood stories i like to save for awkward reactions too, i look forward to my mom’s (and whoever else’s) face becoming this emoji, it amuses me: ?? ??‍♀️ eta: i am well aware of his mental illness diagnosis. while there have been some instances in the past where he said things that were leaning more towards his diagnosis, it honestly just seemed like he was just trying to be funny & get an awkward reaction.

@Mkay good, i’m glad it wasn’t like some bribery present to convince him to come back to their house. its much better to know its not calculated, just her being a dumb person.

i was telling my bf about the new puppy & i had a sudden realization. what if they got that puppy because of getting kaiser back. what if they were all “we got a surprise at home for you!” after all the posturing on doris’ front lawn. i think Uncle ID Channel is the kind of abuser that perry is from big little lies. “i abused you. let me get a band aid. let me shower you in gifts and misplaced affection so you feel guilty for what i did to you.”

i couldn’t have said any of that better myself @Uncle JUICE i absolutely agree she has a sociopathic level of apathy & detachment towards animals, children, and anyone who isn’t sticking a dick in her.

this is what me & my bf had to go through to adopt our pitbull who was abandoned with her brother as a puppy. sadly we couldn’t adopt both of them & we still talk about regretting that. it breaks my heart to think of the way jax is treated & the way he lives outside all the time. my pitbull is a sweet, sensitive potato who constantly needs blankets & has a skin allergy. we live in memphis, tn so the weather isn’t too different from where jenelle lives. my dog can’t stay outside for more than 10 minutes because it is so humid & oppressive outside. she never goes outside alone, i ALWAYS go with her because i am genuinly scared someone will come up to my front gate & steal her bc she is a pitbull (its memphis). i would be devastated without her, i can’t imagine her roaming the yard, the countryside, or the streets. she also is acutely aware of people’s emotions & we’ve considered certifying her as a therapy dog/emotional support animal. i will never understand why jenelle wants animals & why she treats her pitbull the way she does (or i should say ‘ignore him the way she does’). BUT SERIOUSLY i agree! HOOWW does she always get these animals she’s just going to let die anyway?? careless breeders & dumb friends is my guess. i don’t see her ever fufilling the requirements that the humane society & other shelters & rescues requires. and i just wanted to use my dog as an example bc jenelle & i have the same breed.

so its the land’s fault now? ?

she’s just making herself look more crazy by (probably writing the nice things herself in what she thinks little kid handwriting looks like) posting all that shit.

i had my 4th birthday at daycare, all my friends were there, it was fun. i think jenelle having/letting the party be at daycare was one of, probably the only, nice thing i have ever seen her do for kaiser.

wow i never thought of this & the whole situation seemed weird & like something was missing. this is plausible & makes sense to me. whether it was a call from outside of the house or from within it makes sense that maybe it wasn’t for the kids, but for her. if people in bad situations can call the police & 911 and ask for help without giving away to the bad person what they are doing then isn’t it possible for that cop to not tell david the welfare check is for jenelle? idk how that all works, but could it explain why the cop was stumbling over his words talking to david? i just never thought of the perspective that that call could have been to check on her, but it makes sense now that i think about it.

O.O the saying “rode hard put away wet” comes to mind.

thats why i asked bc that picture posted of her recent extensions is the first time, outside of her wedding, where i’ve seen her hair down & nice. i never look at her SM so thats probably why i never see much of her outside of the show. her hair is so beautiful and mysterious to me, i want to know her secrets lol. but thank you for pointing out her SM to me @ghoulina :3

i’m sure this has been discussed before (if so ignore this, i’m sorry for asking if it has been), but i’ve only ever read jenelle’s archive & i only started watching the show recently again. but i have had questions for a long time about chelsea’s hair (i went to cosmotology school). *shuffles notecards* ok so how does she keep up with her red color & all the bleeding from it? how does she manage to never get all of it in a bun? (it reminds me of nicole from Big Brother, she never conditioned her hair & never brushed it properly & it look like chelsea’s enigma of a bun) i have never see chelsea’s hair brushed or down since she had her 2007 basic bitch color job of sandy blonde & black. does she brush it? (i know it was down at her wedding but that was also a special occasion & not a normal day. also i know she has two kids, but i still wonder lol) there should be an episode of “being” called “Being Chelsea’s Hair” like “Being Nathan” or “Being Vee”.

UBT should keep his beard trimmed, thats as far as i will go with complimenting him on anything lol. line up him in the kitchen telling jenelle to not talk to the police next to the recent selfie of them with his head resting on hers & O.O he looks likes he’s aged 10 years in only a few months to half a year. ?

my family has spent decades camping at pickwick in TN & it is right by a paper mill, the most disgusting smell. luckily the campgrounds are on the TN river away a little from the town with the paper mill, so you get a break from the smell. jenelle’s house is way closer to that paper mill than the campgrounds i know of near one. i can’t even imagine getting used to that smell. also seeing all the murdered trees breaks my heart. jenelle is a fucking idiot for letting david talk her into living there. (i assume he had to convince her bc i thought it was so unlike her for wanting to live there.) this whole time i thought they just lived off a paved, striped road out in nature, a swamp, but nature. this is absolutely a nightmare & an investigation discovery episode waiting to happen lol. surprised if mtv isn’t working out that they (him) aren’t jumping on every swamp reality tv opportunity there is.

i’m glad he has it in his handle bc its year he was born & not the other thing 88 stands for. thank u for telling me.

a quick question, if this has been discussed previously then just ignore me. (i read jenelle’s thread pg 60-current pg over the course of a month so its possible i missed something) was david born in 1988 or does he have the number 88 at the end of his ig handle to show where his politics and beliefs on other humans stand? eta: i just saw his rant & what he saw about nev. back off my precious cinnamon roll you monster! the audacity. he is more of a man then you will ever be david, he is a good pastry.

@lovesnark oh i know he didn’t build that house. but david thinks he did or at least he sure acts like he thinks he did. i hope the whole thing sinks, and they have to sell the land, and move into a stable house on dry land. and yes, we should tag team. ?

because he is a MAN that does MAN things that needs to prove to the world that just because he pushed his pregnant baby mama out of a moving vehicle and left her on the side of the road and could have killed his unborn son doesn’t mean that he is a bad person. he got his first born back by default of everyone else being shittier than him. he agreed to marry jenelle for control & her money. he MUST build a house in order to play “happy perfect family life” so everyone will forget what a disgusting violent person he is. and in order to pull one over on the world he must tend to the LAND and build a gd house bc thats what men do! /s ? he’s such a violent idiot i hate him, i wish i could puch him in the face. or force him to watch hgtv & nothing else. i want to see him crow about the revolutionary color that is beige.

wow i always wondered about that incident of j & d taking his meds & babs only sending over the doses he needs. i always wondered why they’d want a kids medicine, but now i know bc my to be mother in law is on vyvance & i know of someone who has been stealing some of her pills.