Brutus Buckeye

Mykelti and Maddy seem as though they'd get along. Both were kinda punky in HS, with the dyed hair and alternative clothing styles.

Polygamist gals routinely buy everything in bulk.

Actually it sounds like they want to move to Cedar City, which is where the Southern Utah chapter of their Church is based. Meri's BnB is right up the road in the next town up.

Gwendelyn and Ysabel are so adorable. They need a lot more Talking Head time.

Hopefully there's enough to go around, and she's not wasting it on Mykelti's doomed before it starts marriage.

The mustache is by far the most irritating part of having a beard. Without it, the annual winter beard becomes much more tolerable.

Good for Aspyn. Doing a lot better than Mykelti. I have indeed spotted all of the non-adult daughters, but they do seem to have been relegated to the background. No idea what happened to Dayton or Gabe. Hopefully there will be an episode about the newest batch of teenagers. Gabe, Gwendlyn, Aurora, Ysabel, Breanna and Savannah.

Now that the first wave of children are adults and the second wave of children have become teenagers, I'd like to see some episodes that focus on them in the same manner that we saw episodes about the adult children when they were teenagers. Logan, Aspyn, Mariah, Madison, Mykelti, Hunter, Paedon and Garrison have launched. Let them fade into the background. Dayton, Gabe, Gwendolyn, Aurora, Ysabel, Savannah and Breanna should move into the forefront.

Lets run through his options. He could convert an LDS girl (yeah right). That's not happening, so let's move on to the plyg girls. Short Creek is nearby, and home to a few polygamous groups (FLDS/C-Park/etc). But they tend to be rather insular. Fat Tony is neither attractive enough nor charming enough to pull a polygamous gal away from one of those groups. Now he could always convert to Kody's Church (AUB). The problem with that is that their southern Utah chapter is based out of Cedar City (where Robyn came from) instead of St George. Cedar is about 50 miles north of St George. Up near Meri's Bed and Breakfast. Fat Tony is lazy. He's not courting a girl that lives that far away. His best bet would be one of Mykelti's sisters. So let's run through them. The adult sisters (Mariah, Madison and Aspyn) are all in serious relationships. And even if they weren't, they are all out of his league. And Mariah is a lesbian. So they are all out of the question. So let's move onto the teenage sisters, who will soon be old enough to consider. Gwendolyn, Ysabel and Aurora are all going to be way, way out of his league. Breanna probably will be too, although it is far too early to tell at this point. So that leaves poor Savannah. At this point it appears as though she will grow up to look more like Janelle than Madison. So she would be the most likely candidate imo, if Fat Tony is ever going to become a plyg. The problem there is that she has (at least) three older full brothers that could all kick his butt. So as much as he might want it to happen, I don't see it happening.

Here's the initial introduction to all of the kids in episode one

Heh, I lived in Bloomington as a kid, and my parents moved back there about a dozen years ago; within walking distance of that country club. I can't even imagine what they are planning to have taken actually place there.

Kody's daughters all peak in HS. They look like they will grow up to be knock outs, but then they each gain about a thousand pounds upon graduation. Oddly enough, the only exception has been Janelle's daughter. She kept her figure well into adulthood. The pregnancy will probably be the end of that, though.