Madtown

Can we rename the thread.."Jilly and her 120 lb asshole"? Brilliant @Steff! Poor Sam, every picture of him screams "GET ME OUTTA HERE!" Which of course makes @mynextmistake's posts most excellent!

The horror of that thought..lol Good point! There would probably be 10 videos of the cleaning. My guess is she'll have one up soon with his visit. Gotta keep up with Jessa for attention.

Seeing Spurg at the dentist makes me wonder if Izzy has gone yet?

Not gonna lie, I laughed at this. I have so been there with the kids I've watched. Their boys are adorable.

I rocked the side pony..IN THE 80's!!! My hair was not even close to as long as Jill's. She looks like a fucking moron. How do these girls not look in the mirror and see how unhealthy their hair is? It's really a shame they don't think they can ever cut their hair(Talking Duggar girls). They have no idea how nice they would actually look with a haircut. No one says they need to get pixie cuts for crying out loud, but shoulder length or a little longer would do them so much good!

I love Mr. Madtown with all my heart and we don't even sit that close on the couch while watching TV. I could only imagine what he would tell me if I practically sat on his lap and fed him jelly beans while he was studying for finals..lol These two are the biggest dumbshits. Will the next picture be of his grades and how she has the #smartesthubbyintheworld?

That adorable facial expression from Felicity, plus those cheeks! The knot really needs to go though. I keep thinking how it's said men lose hair if they wear hats all the time. So it makes wonder if she'll grow hair wearing these knots all the time..lol

@mynextmistake, the bolded part about killed me! Another fantastic installment of will Stewie Sam escape the wraths of hell?

Hey Jessa, Go see Josie Bates new haircut and see that you can wear your fundie ass hair shorter and look nice!

@GeeGolly, your post was hilarious! I wore out my Raffi tapes/CDs(yes, I'm old now)when I watched kids. I too was teaching the kids the same things you taught your own kids at Spurgen's age. I will say Sprug did better than Izzy did on his reciting of Bible versus. Though, I think Izzy's was longer if I remember. Looks like Spurg got a haircut too. I find him to be adorable.

I'm going to volunteer to watch them on those two morons next "date night" You two will be on standby waiting for my signal. #gettingthoseboysawayfromdumbanddumber #realfood #nomorestupidquestionsforIzzyandSam #nomorebeingtrappedinapacknplay #Izzywillneverbeafraidofthosetwodoltsagain

I'm going to go steal Sam and Izzy..That is all...

You must be our twins..lol We are super sarcastic as well and do the same thing you and your husband do. Mr. Madtown works horrible hours, so we pretty much eat out all the time. We always use a line from The King of Queens about people sitting next to each other.."We aren't on a date, sit over there", meaning across from each other..lol We would be the same way if we ever saw Jill and Dipshit on a "date" Jill's hashtags make her even more immature than she already is. I should comment on one of her pictures someday and out do her on hashtags..

2 pictures. I can see Felicity looks a bit like Jinger..

As I looked at this picture of Sam, he looked like he thought he could possibly escape on this pumpkin. Of course I instantly thought of @mynextmistake and hoping for another great installment of hers. Lo and behold, I come back just now and there it is! @mynextmistake, you did not disappoint! Thank you for the laughs yet again!

We have an uncovered head sighting! She's too cute and I love her chubby cheeks!

Seriously! That was awful to read.."Talkin'" Would it have been so hard to press the "G" key on the keyboard? She is just so stupid. Right? So glad I now know that Cathy is not only her MIL, but Derick's mom too! Good grief! Also, that bib on Izzy is ridiculous. Yes, I watched kids who sometimes still wore bibs at his age depending on what I made them for lunch. Not one like that though. He clearly has out grown it and probably doesn't even need one half the time. I don't think I could stand to be around these idiots for more than 5 seconds.

Giddy Up is the best part of those pictures. Looks like he's trying to scream.."Get me away from this guy and family!" He may need to be added to @mynextmistake's stories of Sam trying to escape. Anyone who hasn't read those posts, needs to head the Jill and Derick thread. They are beyond awesome! Dear Jessa, Your hair is hideous.

@mynextmistake, another BRILLIANT(said in Stewie's voice)post. I had so many favorite parts. I'm with the others"Axe body spray and desperation" was perfect! Poor Sam was so close to his escape! Also, "Chick Fill It"...will be what I call it forever... Your posts will be missed, but we all know the next one won't disappoint. Thanks for the excellent entertainment!

She is just so adorable. They posted some fall family portraits, but they aren't together and I don't want to post 3 or 4 times.

Another hilarious post @mynextmistake! I lost it right away at dried apples and library paste! I wish I was friends Seth McFarland so I could ask him to record @mynextmistake's fantastic posts in Stewie's voice!

If I didn't know who they were, I would think they were friends or distant relatives that haven't seen each other in a few years. Either that or two people who can't stand being around each other, but were forced together...oh wait..

You and me both! I keep thinking of the early episodes of Family Guy where Stewie is always trying to kill Lois. @mynextmistake's posts sound just like that! Not too mention, they are hilairous!

He is the baby on Family Guy. He's one of my most favorite characters.

YES! That's the voice I heard the entire time I read that most fabulous post! So now I'm just going to call Sam "Stewie" and Izzy "Yaaay"