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Or a bowling ball and a mop were going to have sexy times, we were to infer, based upon the bow-chicka-wow-wow music. Which, what? Why? I guess I can figure out how.

Tara, I'm pretty sure you're my new hero. I can't view the commercial, because Veet took it down, but I got a pretty good idea of the general assiness. I have so many, yet no words for how many donkey dicks they suck. I'm a 39-year-old woman who has been lasered, waxed and chemically hair-removed, and I still cannot be bothered to depilate the remaining hair (there's still a lot, because, hi, I'm human) 95% of the time. Fuck the patriarchy and the media run by it.

I completely loathe the one where the two airheaded women are in a boutique and are fawning over a handbag. One woman decides she can afford it because she's getting $150 back from her car insurance. Here's a crazy idea: How about not spending that money and putting it in savings, you stupid twit? You really don't need an expensive handbag. Ugh. But I'm not a TV-trope woman, so I guess I just don't understand.

You know, riley702, I saw that Swiffer ad on TV or online and it didn't even register with me that the couple was interracial, because, basically, who cares (well, besides One Million Moms). I was just, like, oh cool, he can clean better now, or whatever, even though I kind of hate Swiffer and the waste those products create (but I'm a hippie and clean with vinegar, so don't mind me).

I just saw that ad in a post on Consumerist.com and it made me cry. What a beautiful response to such ugly hatred.

I finally looked up "Boots and Pants" because I'd never seen it. I can't stand that pig, but I kind of like "boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants and..." I foresee me singing it to my cats. I have no shame.

Comments on any YouTube channel are disgusting.

I don't. (I should mention I did proactively, voluntarily get my tubes tied at age 29. You're all welcome.)

I agree there were too many categories of commercials at the other site. No genre breakdowns is my vote. Lola16, I agree with your 1, 2, 3 (but just call it "go away!"--or something related to general overload of commercial/person/theme/character), 4, 5 and 7. #6 is unnecessary and understood, I think, as part of us coming here to bitch about commercials, and 8 isn't necessary/is covered by other categories. I feel like we're shaping history here!

I like to muse that the girl is Dr. Creepy McEharmony's illegitimate great-granddaughter, since it's well known that he's very bibley-religious in real life, and the commercial was something she was forced to do under duress in order to be "forgiven" for her "impurity". True story: I once joined eHarmony for a month (aliens abducted me and made me join) and their "29 dimensions of compatibility" matched me, a strict vegetarian and animal lover, with an "avid hunter". Fail!