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Consummate, deported and frustrated come first to mind.

I trust that Jesse, alleged psychology graduate and counseler, will let Darcy down gently and respectfully. She will go on and on, never accepting they're just not meant for each other. He has to nip it in the bud asap, quickly and painlessly as possible for both of them.

and all the trapeze training....

I demand free TV!

Health care isn't "free" in the EU. It's different all over but I can say that approx. 20% is AUTOMATICALLY deducted from my gross salary MONTHLY for "free" health care insurance; 20% for old-age retirement money (min. existence), 20% for taxes. Deductions for unemployment insurance, religion, childlessness, old-age , reunification, ETC. on top. When you need dental work, glasses, the pill, cancer screening, eye-pressure tests, etc. you have to pay for it, straight up. Kids from wealthy families always get pushed into University. There are no true grades, it's fixed. It's a scandal that kids get sorted out already in the fourth grade as "blue-collar", "white collar".

Oops, sorry. Got my perverts mixed up. It is Mark from last season with the pianos, not this season's Sean. I see. Thanks for clarification. Anything is possible on this show, my imagination runs wild sometimes.

RIP Bill Paxton! Thanks.

I don't get it. Do you mean he's constructing a crackhouse and plans to plant Abby da Cuttie in it? Far out. Blows my mind. Seans rents out grand pianos. I can't put it together. I thought he was a harmless stooge-pervert. Please explain and straighten me out.

Her arms look smaller, or is that photoshopped? I admit, I was tipped off by several posts on her own FB page. *Shame*

Mama June has to come back for another season so they can work on the rest. Danielle already lost some weight on that treadmill. They'll have to schedule at least six seasons for her makeover, IMO.

Swirling, spinning, trapezes, tuna...help! ... *teetering, pearl clutching, fainting away...*

EXCELLENT! The whole truth and nothing but. I'm going back to read your other articles and the comments right now. Thanks for broadening my horizon with new material, and more laughs.

In addition to reporting the above, with picture, ABPE said last month that it's registered to new owner Jonathan Parker.

I'm like

I'm waiting in suspense on this one. What could he possibly say? I was framed, I had malaria, she wouldn't stop laughing at me, my mommy's voodoo hair made me do it...? With the survival set-up he took, and money sent in advance, it looks like he doesn't plan on coming back to his USA problems at all. He's doing home improvements and wants to settle down long-term which is why he doesn't even expect to come back alive. Jesse & Darcey: When I saw him modelling her fashion brand and also his own brand, paid (TLC) product placement came to mind. Jesse could be double-dipping, being paid by both Darcey and TLC! They'll get some good photo-shops for their modeling books out of it, too. Sean & Abby: 190 pairs of underwear (not 200) takes up no space in the luggage, and weighs nothing. It was a great idea. He'll job-share and everyone will be happy. These two (three)haven't gone to the dark side for me YET. Abby is dee snake, Sean is a Specimen. Paul, Darcey and Sean are all stooopid Ameeerrracuns.

Thanks for the recap, and link to it. I was upset when I couldn't get in anymore, you're in the majors for ABP recaps!

Malapropisms are delicious, no matter what languages. Direct translations can be really hilarious, and unexplainable. Hello, 3 Stooges.

Ju lie!

They're bigots.

YES to all of the above. Granny's fine. She's lucky the train wreck only caught her once.

Ugh, don't remind me, I learned the hard way. Good thing is, once burned twice shy. You can't change them, only you can change yourself. I understand how it's so hard for them to give up hope on their relationships.

It's almost a Hersheys Kiss. And at this opportunity, may I plead for Respect For Russ. He’s a fine character with intelligence, maturity and integrity. He’s honest, caring, respectful, and a handsome man. Russ is devoted to Paola. Paola, OTOH…

Just checking - have you seen any other 90DF series? "90DF: What Now?" might be more interesting if you've seen some full-length episodes of the preceding two 90DF series.

YES! My family hijacked me. 14-hour flight for a visit after many years (not a close family - there IS such a thing) and my hotel phone rang 5 minutes after I got to my room. They were in the parking lot. I was very rattled, to say the least. It's important to let people unwind and gather their wits before family visits! At least they didn't expect any gifts, although they did mention another relative coming back once with expensive jewellry gifts...

Brilliant! The explanation for all the timeline inconsistencies is divulged! Is it possible...Noah??