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New episode recap... episode #7 8-16-2017 http://wp.me/P8obY5-HV

Absolutely.... Even I laughed out loud when he turns on the cassette player (at 2:45) and 'Barney's' song is heard.... And then when he is strolling in Hoonah, he is humming the same song.... He must be a Barney child, and he kind of looks like an overweight dinosaur... haha "Some people say I am crazy and r*******, well, I'll show them" - best line in the video !!!!

Noah has a new invention !!! Check it out here !!!

Yea, I was trying to think of that but gave up and wrote trenchcoat, which is something a spy would probably wear... thanks !!! True, also include knives and homemade tattoo pens and guns and woman, cars, booze, etc etc ... haha

One thing I left out of the recap was the costumes that Bear and Snowwoman were wearing... and I do mean costumes. Bear had on this camo (? , or just filthy) trenchcoat for most of the scenes. He looked like a ranch hand from the 1880's. And Snowplow went from the camo look to the Goth and black lace witchy look in the talking head scenes... What is next, preppie ? Stoner ? Wearing baseball uniforms ? Dressing like firemen ? Lord help us all.....

BUSH CODE on Alaska Bush People... S5 E6 8-9-2017 my recap.... http://wp.me/P8obY5-FO

I finally saw the commercial for the upcoming 'ABP in Colorado' episode and I did like Rain's hat and sunglass combo, very cosmopolitan indeed... So I also read that this is the season finale , that makes only 6 episodes in this run, I wonder if this is true ??? And of course now that the cult is in Colorado, I assume that they will have to change the name and whole theme of the show... Alaskan Bush People, Colorado Edition... And of course the obvious cliffhanger of Ami ( I assume she is still kickin', cause if she croaked, it would definitely be news for an hour or so), where do they go if she lives ? Miraculous recovery ? Wolfpack determination ? Noah cured cancer ? Bear and Gabe and the toothless idiot will fit right in doing Wal Mart openings in the central west states till their stars start to wane, Cupcake will make the TV talk show circuit and Billy will wile away his hours counting the loot from the endless scam. If Ami makes her recovery while the public still cares about her, she will, I am sure, do the public service promo for your cash to be sent to the American Cancer Society... And what if she dies ??? Then what ??? The official ceremony to lay the matriarch in the ground on pay per view ??? Bear will climb a tree and howl while Bam makes the tearful return to say goodbye one more time... Gosh I am tired and need some rest, Wednesday nite is approaching and my mind is trying to decipher all the mixed emotions that are streaming in to my brain... More......... or less

Railing Kill hits a home run... Alaskan Bush People recap... http://railingkill.com/alaskan-bush-people-episode-recap/s07e05-weight-of-the-wolfpack/

ALASKAN KUSH PEOPLE Parody of the Alaskan Bush People enjoy...

OK, I watched the scene and you are right my friend, no mention of an operation. She just said first radiation therapy and then chemo ... You would think it would be started as soon as possible. Also mentioned the possibility of a feeding tube because of weight loss. It all happens so fast !!! So again the question is, how can the scenes of future shows showing the cult driving around looking for land to build a house, possibly coincide with what we are lead to believe about the near death and treatment of Ami supposedly some few weeks ago ? Doesn't quite add up...

And I write the recaps... what was I doing during that scene..haha... tell you what, I will subject myself later on today to watch that scene a little more closer and get back to you on that rmontro... I pretty much lately have been concentrating on the boys and the girls and their ridiculous antics... ?

Good question but an easy answer (maybe)... I actually had cancer about 17 years ago, had an operation, but the radiation treatment (no chemo) doesn't start till after you heal from operation... I my case about 6-7 weeks or so... And they did say that on the show (this weeks episode) at one point, I think it was the paid extra visiting nurse or the stand in producer, really cannot tell you who that lady was doing all the explaining...but it was her, she said it...haha And I don't think Ami has had the operation yet, at least we have not seen it on the show.... In my case, the Dr's operated immediately after prognosis... I'm talking 4 days... That could be the reason, or it is all fake bogus BS to try to get us to watch next week....and the next week, ad nauseam....

He seems to say a lot of rather stupid things, in a really stupid way, and then adds EXTREME on it to make everyone think he has a knowledgable insight into something... Sorry Bear, we are not fooled... AND SCORE !!!! Thanks Sigmaforce86 !!!

And also the scene after the commercial ends, where Bear is having the standoff with the real bear, there is a drone shot above Browntown Bay... Clearly seen is a rather nice looking 50 - 60 foot pleasure boat that we've never seen before, and of course never explained... You only see it for about a second, use the same pause, rewind technique described to see that nonsense... I mentioned this in my recap also...

You are right... and why not spin it off into the 'Ami and cancer show'... not trying to be mean there, just threw that title out there. I am sure the producer and others affiliated with this show feel truly awful about Ami's condition, yet the way it is presented is a little... what is the word... heavy ? Morose ? I don't know, what was once an enjoyable show, is now rather silly and depressing at the same time... And waiting for the people responsible for this series to explain something, is going to prove to be a long, long wait IMO...

And the recap of ABP 7-19-2017 http://wp.me/P8obY5-wG

Railing Kill's recap of the 'Lost Episode ' ! http://railingkill.com/alaskan-bush-people-episode-recap/s07e04-unanchored/ Thanks !!!

This scene took place at the very beginning of the episode... Timeline of the show ? Well, even Noah can't fix that mess, this last show was just a 'lost' episode that they said took place 4 years ago. What is happening now is up for grabs. What seems to be the truth is; The family went to Southern California and hung out a few months while Ami got deathly ill. Finally decided to seek treatment at UCLA Medical Center in Santa Monica. Meanwhile Noah stayed behind in Browntown to scare the bears away from the family's possessions. Upon testing Ami and finding cancer, the cult of Browns decided to stay in the lower 48. Matt went north to Brownghetto to inform Noah and stayed behind as Noah headed south. Bear and the 2 girls decided to head north also to pack up stuff from the cesspool dump called Browntown. Somewhere in there Matt blows a refrigerator up and he is in need of medical treatment. Billy and Ami have decided to live somewhere that is more convenient to medical care, that place possibly being in Colorado. This is based on speculation, Discovery Channel teasers and websites dedicated to finding out what in the hell these people are up to. Meanwhile, Aunt Martha and Uncle Sedrick are trying to find the hidden jewels that cousin Poindexter left behind after his unsolved murder in Harlington Manor...

And crazy as it sounds, THAT was what I was watching and wondering about the whole time they showed that scene.... ?

Yes, it is time... new ABP episode #4... click here

Gotcha... lets hope its not true ! haha

I don't know what episode you were watching, I saw about 10 minutes of new stuff and it literally was boring... Just like the Matt explosion and the deathbed Ami scenes... We will probably see the explosion in October, the dismantling of the turbine will be in the 'special' 'Christmas with the Browns episode', most likely... When they finally got around to showing Ami in the bed (with her prop rose ), I was expecting (along with about 99% of the viewers I assume ) to be given an update and review of her medical condition, and all we got was a feeble "Rain got me some ice water" comment... I almost shouted at the TV "You despicable people and your horrible show should be torn down and a parking lot put in your place" !!!.... OK, I'll admit it, I did shout it.... haha ............more............. or less

Thanks to BRGJOE, THE BIGBOOT, RMONTROE for the likes and positive feedback... I am increasingly liking the comments, posts and discussions on this site about the ABP compared to other sites I have seen. Here you have an intellectual and stimulating back and forth about the show and it's oddities, that make you laugh and think about what is portrayed. On other sites it seems to be solely the effort of the members to slam the Browns in the absolute most offensive way to the point of being rude, crude and IMO, a little disturbing. The unending, unfiltered comments about the boys sexual preference and in what orifice they are being subjected to, along with the unending speculation of the youngest daughter being in the first or ending stages of being a prostitute or stripper, are really unnecessary. And then the commenters seem to try to one up the last commentor by being even more vulgar than the last. One can almost see the furious tapping on the iPhone or iPad to put out a message that is invariably misspelled, or a 6 word sentence that lacks content and syntax. Some of the things I've read and seen on these other sites are truly repulsive and make me want to never return. Thanks Previously TV, for the moderators who wouldn't let that happen here. Discovery Channel has played this program to a tee. Top rated in the schedule, and then they drag out the series to bring in the most advertising revenue...well done. Of course, the viewers like us are wondering why they advertise the program one way and present it in another. They showed us upcoming scenes last week, that we presumed were going to be shown this week. Well, they never said 'Next week on ABP', just 'This season on ABP', and then gave us all a 'rerun/flashback/never before seen scenes' program that was truly disappointing. The network bigwigs know how to play the game to their benefit. We loyal viewers have watched for this long and want to see how it ends, how things get all tied up. If you quit watching now, it would be like reading 'Gone With The Wind' and putting the book on the shelf without reading the last chapter, or stopping 'The Green Mile' 15 minutes before it ends. So the previews for next week actually included more flashbacks as we see the Browns in their 'natural' state in the wilds of Alaska. Wow, that is pretty brazen for even Discovery, after showing almost a whole episode of flashback scenes in episode #3... New season ? Of what ? How many 'never before seen' scenes have they got ? Will we be watching an hour of them sleeping in their bunks next year at this time ??? more

ABP Recap for 7-5-2017 Episode Click here

Uh-Oh, Seems Hitler is a fan of Alaskan Bush People....