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ABP Recap S11 E2 'Bears of a Feather'

Yep, they are back... 12-04-2019 ABP Season 11 episode 1 - 'Wind and Water'

Made me laugh!

Alaskan Bush People Recap S10 E6 'The Big Push'

Alaskan Bush People Recap S10E5 'Chaos Before the Storm'

Yeah, this one... After I bent the recap around the JFK assassination, I thought of the 'alleged doctored photos' of Oswald in his backyard, and immediately thought of this. One of the few times I literally laughed out loud. I usually only write the text, but I submitted this also. I thought about making little notes on the photo with arrows pointing out all the fake stuff (shoes on backward, fence not built to city code), or with Jack Ruby in a lawn chair and other stupid stuff.

S10 E4 'Fowl Weather Friends'

S10E3 'Clear and Pheasant Danger'

It seems strange that he is just gone. No one mentions him, appears no one cares. He is also missing from the series opening group photo. I have heard rumors that he may return. And I agree, I cannot imagine what better opportunities would be waiting. Not a lot of options for a 35 year old, uneducated, homeless, substance abusing, lazy slacker without a resume or a trade.

Wild Animals, Bush girlfriends and Noahs got a gun ! S10E2 'Wolfpack VS the Wolf'

Railingkill recap ready for new season... Season 10 Episode 1 'King of the Mountain'

And then there is part 3 ABP Retrospective Part 3

The second installment of the ABP retro article - 'In Browntown' ABP Retrospective Part 2 More to follow

Go to Railing Kill for a retrospective view of the first season of Alaskan Bush people. ABP Retrospective Part 1 More to follow...

Probably easier to move the barn 50 yards, the way the they portrayed it... One of the top 10 worst sitcoms ever... I figured if anyone was still watching that show, it was Billy and Ami... I watched it oh so long ago and thought it was pretty ridiculous...

Another Railing Kill classic recap...'Winter is Here" https://railingkill.com/alaskan-bush-people-episode-recap/s09-e05-winter-is-here/

Thanks much my friend Thanks... we try... BTW, had my other website and the negativity generated by my non-ABP posts caused me to rethink the whole thing. Got rid of the website and called on RK to offer my help, glad to be on board. I noticed he was falling behind a bit, thought I could help out. Again, thanks for the great comments all along, get lots of funny stuff and ideas from you all out there... 😎

Join Railing Kill for a much needed explanation of what is going on in the Brown's mountain retreat... https://railingkill.com/alaskan-bush-people-episode-recap/s09-e04-mountain-emergency /

The cameras don't show the pile of Pizza Hut™ boxes, the garbage bags full of McDonalds™ wrappers, the empty tins of Beluga™ caviar, the drained bottles of Dom Perignon™ or the scattered remains of Omaha Steak™ boxes. And they certainly don't beg the film crew for handouts, it is probably the other way around, "Film me in a nice perspective, and I will share this rack of ribs from Texas Steakhouse™ with you". Bunch of baloney from a bunch of baloney experts. And I am sooooo excited to watch the next thrilling episode !!! 🤪

Bahamas, Europe, West coast beach house, etc etc... I mean, obviously, the absolute last place they are staying is on top of that crappy mountain in their crappy little teepees, tree houses, or shanties... Even the trailer is unsuitable, how are they going to get into town over the 4 foot snow covered roads that are sure to hit starting in late October through April ? Just another huge hole in a story full of holes....

This came from Bear... At least when the scarecrow lady was sick, they had a paid extra, dressed up in a white smock, to try and convince us she was really sick.

I am starting to believe that, in real life, Bird is already married. She has 3 kids, her husband is a tweaker, they argue every day about who is employed or not, and he leaves the house every night at 6 to spend time with the boys and his girlfriend down at the 'Dew Drop Inn'. As for Rain, that's anyone's guess...

Why was I rooting for the cougar to come onto the Brown ghetto and attack them all ? They slept in the barn on 'night watch', but were all ready to get back to their regular lodging, the teepees. Seems the barn would be more comfortable. I had to ask my wife, 'How long is Rhain (with an H) and Raquel (or however you spell it) gonna stick around ? After filming stops and the show gets cancelled, they surely will bolt at the first opportunity IMO. So now we only get to see Billy and Ami in their trailer sizing up the boys prospective breeders ? That's it ? Is that all the two worthless bums are there for now ? Ami looked sweet in her 1920's flapper outfit. Did they just come from one of those places where you dress up in old times clothes for a photo shoot ? 400+ acres and they are having boundary disputes ? Uh huh... If that putrid mess Gabe put on his hair was any more disgusting... Glad we couldn't smell that through the TV. And then to have his brother (the 6 year old mental case) put it in and scrub it around, he couldn't just do it himself ? And is that what the rest of the family uses for shampoo ? Give me a break.... Back to the cougars, the whole premise of this weeks show was the dangers of the cougars, yet we never actually see one except for some night vision stock footage of a poor cougar looking for some food... There ain't any cougars, the tracks they found next to the ridicoulous teepees was most probably made by a 'cougar stamp' the camera crew brought along for a laugh... With a huge production crew at the site filming, I would think most wild animals would likely stay away. Next week's preview has Billy in a hospital bed with oxygen up his nose, what's he got ? An incurable case of gangrene that Noah and Rain (without an H) miraculously cure with pinecones and dog hair ? Can't wait... This show has gone off the deep end, so many questions and so few answers.... MORE or less

LMFAO rmontro.... BEST description of the whole ABP Syndrome....

I agree, he even did leave the show once, which set into motion a half hour narrative on that episode. Where did he go, and what did he do, is still up in the air. And then for reasons never explained, he came back to act all disgusted and fed up with the likes of Bam and his sisters. I can't blame him for being disappointed in his station in life, being a minor co-star in an unbelievably terrible reality show must be a really terrible letdown. I wonder if the producers promised things would be different if he came back on the show, and when he saw the final edit, he was just totally devastated in being led on to such a degree...