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ABP recap S12 E5 'Water to Ice' aired 9-20-2020

And honestly, what collectables did we see ? A couple of capes ? And I imagine you could pretty much get those anywhere. I wanted to see the Death Star Lego model, the C3PO head, a lightsaber, something, anything authentic.... All we got was two chuds in capes swinging sticks around... What a letdown... The tub she got was the better deal.

Thanks rmontro !

ABP S12 E4: Bush Below Zero   aired 9-13-2020

Yeah , right ? Said she had pretty much lost her mind... The way this is going, we might see a catfight !!! MEOW !

Season 12 Episode 3 recap 'Range Ridin' 9-6-2020

Sometimes its just fun to play with the editing on a computer.....

Drama Drama Drama I figured there was a bit of truth to what she was doing with the syrup, although it seems that she saw it somewhere on Instagram, or the producers wrote it into the script because the producer's great grandmother mentioned it to them once. And since they have never shown any sort of Maple Syrup gathering in the previous episodes (are there even Maple trees in the WA mountains?), I am assuming they just made the whole thing up that it is something that they do or have ever done before. Basically just fluff drivel to stretch the show out to an hour....

Season 12 Episode 2 'Rumble in the Bush' recap 8-30-2020 https://railingkill.com/alaskan-bush-people/alaskan-bush-people-episode-recap-s12-e-2-rumble-in-the-bush/

Yea.. that was pretty awful. Spaghetti will never taste the same. Me too, and then to be emasculated nationally is pretty harsh... But then again, he has got a family, and parents, and even a TV crew who could, and should, be offering advice on personal relationships, especially getting married. I mean, seriously, how many people out there have met a person, dated a few days, then proposed marriage, all in the space of just a week or so ? That is how it was portrayed on the show. If that was a family member of mine, I would have seen red flags all over the place, and had a serious discussion with them to consider all options. I suppose in their minds, they all figured Bear knew what he was doing....

new season of ABP 8-23-2020 https://railingkill.com/alaskan-bush-people/alaskan-bush-people-episode-recap-s12-e1-life-in-the-extreme/

IF they filed tax returns for 2019.... which I bet none of the kids did. Or if they did file, and made too much money, they get nothing. Anyway, even if the government pays out to them, I hope it is in salmon and dog hair bracelets...

Made a new poster for the recap...

I think it is hard to tell the dreams and nightmares from reality...and don't forget, Billy's dream was to have a bunch of horses to look at. Not ride, but look at. Some dream.... Possibly from the friction caused by the continued jumping in and out and swinging around in the 'Bammock' ? You, my friend, are one of my biggest sounding boards. I always ask myself if I got the recap right, did I catch everything ? Without the feedback and support from the readers, I could be writing trash that no-one likes. Once the recaps are posted, I always check in to see if I was on target. Thanks for suffering through this show as I do ! hahahaha. Never stop weighing in, it is much appreciated. Dog hair jewelry, the punchline that never gets old ! 😂

ABP Recap S11 E9... 'Where there's water, there's a way'

AKA 'scene of the crime'...

Seems like every episode. haha They also seem to draw on the 'danger' plot line a bit too much. Dangerous storms, dangerous fires, dangerous bears, dangerous falling trees... and then, of course, nothing ever happens except the Browns preparing for the newest 'danger'. Yeah, that seems pretty off the rails. Thank God they only were driving around the ranch, so if anyone actually got injured, it would only be them. Raiven's appearance seemed to be in body only. She acted like she would rather be anywhere else. And it seems like it was thrown together on a moments notice.

Ordinance for the farm animals or the Brown girls? The lightning scenario was pretty demented. First thing I asked myself was why are they running off the mountain every time lightning was seen. Seems rather extreme, even by Bear's standards. The short bus... enough said... The Billy story is just getting ready to spread its' wings I am sure. I'm sure the producers will come up with something to keep us in our Laz-Z-Boys for another round of 1st class BS.

ABP S11 E8 Reacap: 'Noah's Animal Ark'

I had no idea that an ostrich could inflict so much damage. Who told the Browns?

ABP Recap S11 E7 'Bear Meets Girl'

ABP S11 E6 'Bam Bam's Big Build and Bears' Recap

Yeah, I'll call BS on that too. I'm getting the distinct impression that they make this stuff up as they go. Good question.

ABP Recap S11 E4 & E5 'A Very Bush Wedding'

ABP Recap S11 E3 'Storm's Fury'