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It's Dusty Two Eyed Odin featuring Franco's Hair before their guest appearance on New Year's Eve at your local dive. Marcel Franco is worse.

Time to call CPS and report her then. She was going to abandon her supposed kid. It's time for a Who Killed Claudete.

Do you suppose the words paternity fraud have entered Nathan's mind yet? I caught the last half yesterday and was reminded of Dinosaurs and Not the Mama. This is Not the Dada.

DZ and MW and WDV were great. BM did a better job than usual. Something was off with LW. Maybe because MB was so flat. I was hoping Sonny would get loose from the cuff and fling himself off the cliff and drown for real. That was like a Monty Python skit. You were drowning. No I wasn't, that was dog paddling. Yes, you were. I'm going back in.

At least he's a shoe in for the Reefer Madness remake. Robert is always a welcome sight. Why did they bring him back now though? Anna isn't here, Robin has no visits, do they need a ratings kick that bad? They should save him for Sweeps.

But was it a legal signature? They had people there who could testify to the coercion, right? Who legally witnessed the signing?

Hayden and Spencer, depending on the will. Surviving spouse, living children, then siblings and parents.

I watched a couple episodes and Jelly might be as awful as RC. Claudette is a zombie. How else to explain her lack of emoting? The makeup artist is an imposter. The show is fixated on Sonny and Babies. Neither are interesting. Laura and Kevin work. They're one of the few things that do.

I'm imagining Molly Burnett's Maxie, Franco, Nina, and Morgan in a scenery chewing contest. First prize is earplugs.

I watched a couple of episodes and wow, the show is bad. This is the same stuff as last fall. Did they just recycle old scrips?

Talk about the slings and arrows of outrageous rewriting.. I miss Guza. I can't believe I'm saying that but DID Luke is jawdropping sad. Why? I loved Bobbi today. Olivia looks great pregnant. Jakeson and Liz make me want to take a nap. With such a major Luke story, it doesn't make sense that Laura and Lucky aren't here. Laura's doctor appointment should have been over by now.

After seeing part of today, I want Sonny to join Jimmy Hoffa. Not only are he and Carly wooden together, I could barely understand his mumbling . Praise the name of whoever invented ff. Seeing Hot Ric with some scruff couldn't make up for Liz' passion to save the cop shooting, bomb planting, criminal freeing scumbag that is Jake. The more everyone fawns over him the more I can't stand him and them.

an op-ed by Michael "Governor Cretin pardoned the man who murdered my father" would blow up the Gov's career. Soft on crime never plays well for politicians.

I come off the barge and can't figure out whether the writers are tripping or I ate some moldy bread? Is this a Choose your own adventure? Bob Guza snuck in and impersonated one of the writers? The Sonny propping and the destruction of Luke are just a repeat of 2003 or so with some of Oltl's DID. What a mess.

All I have to say about Fluke and his anvils is Kill Bill. I didn't care when it began and that was far too long ago. Ned looked mighty fine with his New Year's stubble. I kind of like him with 0livia. Why show? Why give Sonny another girl child to possess and ignore? If anyone on soaps needs a vasectomy, it is Sonny.

Anna and Dante and Jordan. And Ric, but you have to put up with Jake. Talk about tall, dark, and handsome. Fake Luke was affected and annoying, Maxie had her fill of Georgie and was more than ready to go home and wore a great sweater. Her clothes have been awesome the last few times I've seen her.

Is Krampus what you get when you drink some of that deadly Schwarzwald pear schnapps scheisse? I never heard of that but I was in Hesse. I don't like mooch Jake. For all he knows, he's got a family somewhere yet he's freeloading off someone who has cried poor in the past and seems ready to hit on her. For someone who knows nothing about himself, it seems like hitting on his sugar mom would be a lower priority than finding out who he is. Both the wrting and acting seem to be all over the place when it comes to Jake. One minute he's charming and smiley and then he's like some paramilitary type even though he's supposed to be recovering from major damage. Liz in desperate mode is awful. She watches Jake like a mother elephant. She needs another reason to exist, like Ric. Ric, you fox!!!!! There's got to be a picture somewhere because he just gets finer and finer. Nik looked pretty fantastic too. I guess since they wear scrubs in jail it's a part of GH.

Thanks. So I guess they'll get the results by the Ides of March or April Fool's Day.

I missed some shows but if I hadn't seen Sonny in jail, I would think the show timewarped back to late Gooza the way Sam and Liz were going at each other over might be better with bacon unsavory Jake. The only way Liz could get dumber is if she asked Alexis to sue Sam for harassment. They gave Kiki a baby? Why? She's liable to name it something like Rocki Star. Poor kid. Did they ever say who won the Mayor's race?

I'm no lawyer nor do I play one on tv, but wouldn't someone be working on getting Carrrrrrrrlos' conviction vacated? It seems a bit odd to have two people imprisoned for a murder committed by one person. Usually Kathleen Gati can sound Germanic, but I never heard any area of Germany use vazeh for vater. While I like the idea of Carly being exiled from civilized society, this Carly seems to lack any hint of self awareness. Instead of thinking about her acts, she would wallow in self pity and blames her former enablers. Carly is more of a spoiled, entitled bully than anything else now.

Digging out the rabbit ears.... Carly and AJ had everything to be a smoking hot anchor couple and RC just threw it away to push his version of Franco. I still don't get it.

Why would anyone feel sorry for Predator Franco? Because his twu wuv is screwing around, the same thing she does to every other man in her busy bed? Enough with Franco's Pity Party. Noone has any fucks to give about his widdle hurt feelings. Ron can and has pushed this character every way and it is still flop. I see chemistry with Nina but it doesn't negate that the character is total fail.

Kicki is a terrible gf, a mooch, and a buttinski. I hope Michael kicks her into the harbor when he finds out how much she is lying to him. Is Olivia for real? She wants a woman for Sonny that can make him happy but can thrive in the mob world. Only a vicious thug or sociopath can survive and thrive in a violent criminal environment and they're not exactly going to make someone else their #1 priority. See Sonny as an example.

My biggest wish would be for the show to stop celebrating the vile by having the vicious thug criminals pay for what they've done and turn them into antagonists rather than the stars. The hospital and PD stories could show what price crimes exacts on a community. They should bring back Robert and return Anna's brain. Instead of being the monotone hitman, Billy Miller could have been Lucky, or Tom Hardy, or even Heather's son Steven Lars.

Scott's on the barge! With MB signing another contract and nuJasus, I might join him. I just can't watch more of the Sonny and Jason and Carly Show. I need some characters I can root for, not wish dead every time I see them.