BradandJanet

Maybe, but I think Brianne's style is "rich Amish family's favorite daughter." Renee is wearing what should be a reject if the owner of the Ivory Cream boutique had even an ounce of style or taste. In the same photo, Jill is dressed like a garish holiday decoration, but Jill is a garish holiday decoration so it makes sense.

Oh, Renee. What are you wearing? What is it? Please, please give it to Mama to sell in her Curdled Cream Boutique. Throw in a pair of earring if you have to.

I'm really curious about who is buying this ugly, overpriced, unwashed, mystery-sized, non-refundable stuff. Actually, I'd probably be appalled if I found out.

I believe Jill fits the biblical definition of a Pharisee. All show, no substance.

That conversation is ridiculous. The Secular Person sounds like a child. Do any of use feel a need to tell a Christian what we want to do so we can get their permission? The Christian doesn't sound like Jill or anyone she knows. Jill's Christian would yell that if you do that you'll go to hell. And shout a lot of KJV bible verses out to "prove" they're right. The "conversation" is silly. I'm also curious what was erased and overwritten.

The "right kind of Christians" I know think they are going to be airlifted to heaven, leaving the majority of earth's people behind to suffer. No dying involved. I'm pretty sure Jill and David are in that camp because they talk about the glorious rapture. Jill's piecrust reminds me of something Earth Mother Christian Kelly Havens would make with buckwheat flour and chia seeds. Looks hard to chew and worse to swallow.

I guarantee no AI was used in writing this tribute. It's Rodrigues Family Home School Academy work at its best.

Delete.

Which is worse, creating cheesy posts to honor (and flatter) Worst Mama Ever or modeling ugly, bedbug-infested modest outfits for Mama's desperation boutique? It's a tough choice, Brianne, but if that was it, you probably made the right decision.

Or maybe too-eager-to-please Brianne wrote all the Best Mama birthday tributes, and Jill stuck the Rodlets' names on them and added extra emojis. These Praise Mama posts have better vocabulary, grammar, and punctuation than any of the Rods, including Jill, can produce. Kaylee's post, for example, has a correctly used semicolon. Neither Jill nor Kaylee has a clue what to do with a semicolon.

Why didn't Jill model the size 14 gray number? It would fit her with little or no pinning, and we could see how it really looks. Poor Renee getting stuck in this dreary blast from the past. At least, she isn't wearing visible modesty tights under the skirt. However, the blouse is sheer and needs a camisole, which isn't being sold with the outfit. So much for modest outfits from the Creamy Schemy boutique. Jill is cheaping out on a fifty-cent used tank top.

David's clothes are so wrinkled and dirty, I'm surprised that sticker stayed on. Jill ought to wash his clothes once in a while. It's her duty as his helpmeet.

Well, it's Jill, so you just never know. The evangelicals do seem to love the Old Testament and all the smiting that goes on.

Is this Jill's idea of a Halloween scare? Kaylee has the face of the corpse bride, and Jill looks like the village hag trying to lure some plump children into her den. I'm sure there are appropriately modest costumes for both in Jill's Ivory Creep collection. Leggings not included.

Jill would help herself to the prizes and get fired.